Disclaimer: The original idea of this story belongs to Rori. It was previously called "Quatre Gets a Cat" and she had wrote a chapter about it, but then when it seemed like she wasn't going to update it anymore, I asked her if I could write the rest. So let's thank Rori for this wonderful idea, guys!

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Feline Frenzy
by Loki

Chapter 2 Target: Heero Yuy

Heero walked into his room grumbling. He slammed his door shut, and threw the small kitten he was holding onto his bed. The gray kitten landed with a 'plop!' on his bed, and gazed around his room confusedly. Lifting up its head, it took a look at its new owner. "Mew?"

"Hn," he replied in his usual tone.

He turned his back on the kitten, and sauntered over to his desk. He booted up his laptop, and waiting for the programs to load up. While the kitten's owner was absorbing himself into his laptop, it decided to go looking around.

The kitten glanced down from onto of the bed at the floor. It carefully aligned its body, and prepared to pounce. With a leap, the kitten jumped to the ground, only before falling flat on its face. The kitten shook its face and peeked around. It paced across the room to the closet, where there was an assortment of guns. Curious, the kitty pawed at one, accidentally hitting the trigger and firing the gun.

The gun shot a hole through the closet door, and whizzed passed Heero's face, barely missing him. The bullet did, however, hit his laptop screen, which sent sparks flying everywhere. Heero placed his arms in front of his surprised face to prevent any burns from the sparks.

The bullet, Heero's yell, and the sparks from the laptop all were too much for the kitten, and it ran underneath of the bed, crying loudly, wanting its mother. After the fireworks had ended, Heero looked around at his closet door. There was a hole in the door, and the gun was laying on the carpet. His next thought turned to the kitten.

Heero got down on his knees, and looked underneath his bed. The gray kitten was shivering in the corner, obviously scared shitless. He made a quiet clicking noise with his mouth, and stretched ot his hand to get the kitten's trust. The kitten looked up at Heero's hand, sniffed it hesitantly for a second, then bounded up to him. It fell down a few times as it came to him, being so young and all. This almost received a smile from the Perfect Soldier, but he remembered what the cat had done. He picked up the fur ball and pointed to the gun. "Bad!"

He walked over, and pointed to the closet door. "Bad!"

And finally, he brought it over to his beloved laptop. "Bad! These were all very bad!"

Heero hoped for a second that the kitten would understand, but he sighed when he got a confused, "Mew?"

He slumped into his chair with the kitten on his lap, distractingly petting its back. He wondered what he was going to do about the closet door, and more importantly, his laptop.

During his meditation, the kitten tottered towards Heero's face, and pawed at his cheek. Heero stopped thinking and stared at the purring kitty. His gaze then turned to the paw that the kitten was using and saw something. Red? He thought confusedly. Oh no.. Heero's face dropped.

"Blood!" he instantly began searching the kitten for any kind of wound or infliction. The bullet must have hit the gray cat! "Oh man," Heero sighed inwardly. "Quatre's going to kill me if he found out about this."
The funny thing was though, Heero thought, that the kitten didn't seem to be in any pain. The kitten once again pawed at Heero's cheek with the other paw, and returned bloody just like the first. He walked up to a mirror, and saw his blood seeping out through the scratch that was on his cheek.

He mentally laughed to himself for overreacting, and placed the kitten on the bed again. I guess I should get some sleep, too.. he thought, and laid next to the kitten. After he caught all 40 winks, Heero was gone, but the kitten still wanted to play. It stood up on wobbling legs and crawled onto Heero's stomach. It then proceeded to sneak into Heero's shirt, walking up his chest and to his face.

Heero felt something furry ticking his chest. He laughed a but, but woke up to see a lump in his shirt. "Hey!" he yelled. "get out of my shirt!"

He reached to grab the kitten, but every time he went for a grab, the kitten would easily slip away. Heero however quickly resolved this situation by merely standing up, letting the kitten fall out on its own.

The kitten did fall out, and when it did, it landed on the edge of the bed, lost its balance, and onto the floor. Thinking that this was a game, the kitten dashed out of the door to play a little game of tag. "No!" yelled Heero, as he ran out the door as well to catch the little feline.

Looking up and down the hallway, he saw the kitten's tail as it walked by a vase. A very expensive vase, which, was one of Quatre's favorites. Knowing that this would somehow end badly, Heero made a mad grab for the vase before it hit the floor and smashed into pieces. A sigh escaped for him, but Heero didn't have that sort of time to breathe easily.

The kitten managed to get up on the railing, and started to fall as the railing made a downward slope and headed down he staircase. "Meeeeeewwwww!" the kitten yelped with excitement as it enjoyed the ride.

Heero muttered a curse, and started to run down the stairs in suit of the kitten. The feline's time went up when it reached the end of the railing, and it had the benefit of the little "ski jump" at the end. It went 'woosh!' into the air, and landed safely on the couch.

The Perfect Soldier miscalculated the kitten's projector and tripped over a chair. He slipped and tried to grab hold of anything possible, which happened to be an antique Grandfather clock. A loud gong was heard through the whole house as cogs, screws, and nuts went soaring out of the clock.

It took a moment for Heero's mind to register what just happened, but when it did click he grabbed the kitten and ran like a bat out of hell to his room. Locking the door, Heero made sure that he didn't leave any evidence, and sauntered over to his bed.
The kitty walked over to it's owner and rubbed against his leg, purring softly. Heero picked it up, and whispered calmly to it, "Dammit, you're just a whole mess of trouble!"

The kitten, in turn, licked his nose. Heero rubbed it, and said to it, "I wonder…"

He picked the kitten up by its front legs and checked underneath. "Ah! So you're a boy… well that's at least ONE good thing."

Another thought passed and he added, "I also can't keep calling you 'cat'. So.. What shall you be?"

Yawning, the kitten curled up into a little ball on Heero's lap, finished for the day. He noted to himself that the kitten was gray, so finding a name suitable for that would be best. Moon? No that's dumb.. Gray? That's even more dumb..

Finally after time and much metal stress, the kitten had been dubbed Smoke. "Not the most perfect name, but its better than nothing," he thought.

He walked up to his bed, and placed Smoke on his pillow, still in slumber land. Heero decided to use this precious time to try infiltrating more OZ or White Fang files, just to make sure that they weren't interfering with this delicate time of peace they had.

He frowned when he saw his broken laptop thanks to Smoke, but never fear! He always kept a spare. Opening up the bottom drawer, he trashed the broken computer, and brought out the good one. After it was booted up, he typed in a series of commands, and watched as random numbers, letters, and symbols filled the screen. He smirked. Looks like OZ finally got a brain and decided to make a new code.. But its still nothing I can't handle.

It took a bit longer to decipher this code than the last one, but in the end, he was reading up all the new data they filed in. "Nothing suspicious as of yet.."

Smoke's ears perked up at the sound of the clicking on a keyboard, and peeked one eye open. He was fully awake now, and bounced over to the computer table. Un happy with his current position, the kitten jumped into Heero's lap. "Get down, Smoke…" he ordered though gritted teeth, not taking his gaze away from the screen.

A little annoyed, Smoke brought up his paw, and clicked on a key on the keyboard, making Heero type in the wrong command. In huge red letters the words: Intruder Alert appeared on his screen, and a protection virus was sent into his computer. This was a program that would send a bug from the OZ files into the intruder's computer, deleting all data.

Heero cursed and pushed his laptop away from him. Smoke stared innocently up at Heero with wide eyes. "Mew?"

He could have killed that cat on the spot, but for some reason, he couldn't. Sighing, he titled his head back in defeat. "Mew?' Smoke repeated, and crawled up to Heero's face, licking his on his cheek.

Downstairs, Quatre walked out of the kitchen from his afternoon tea with his own kitten, and into the living room. "Wha.. Wha.. Wha.. Wha..?"

Quatre gaped at the mess in front of him, and stopped in front of the broken clock, nearly dropping the poor creature in his hands. "NOOOOOO!" he wailed.

A/N: Haha! Heero has finally met his match! If Smoke was THIS much trouble for Heero, then what will the other four be like! Ah!
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Target: Duo Maxwell