Disclaimer: Wow! I didn't expect to get THAT MANY reviews! I think I am quoting my sister when she said "That's a hell of a lot of reviews!!" I thank EVERYONE for the reviews! I am glad that many of you love Smoke. Yes, he is cute, but is nothing compared to our next kitten! Enjoy!
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Feline Frenzy
Target: Duo Maxwell
by Loki
Duo brought the kitten into his room (much about the same time as Heero did with Smoke) and placed it on the bed. "Well... So you're the little pip squeak that I have to take care of..."
"Mew.."
Duo frowned and picked up the crimson furball. "Your not much... but first things first..." He turned the kitten upside down and looked at it.
"Woah!" he dropped the cat back onto the bed. "Sorry! Didn't know you were a girl..."
"Mew?"
"Hmmm...." Duo placed his hand on the kitten's head and began to pet it. "What should I name you?"
The kitten pawed at his hand playfully, as Duo thought of a suitable name. She looked at Duo's finger, and in her mind, it was a juicy hotdog. So anything else, she bit it. "Ouch!" yelled Duo.
He pulled his finger back and began to rub it. "That hurt!"
The kitten chuckled and walked up to Duo. She rubbed her back against his body, and then licked the place where she accidentally bit him. Duo smiled and petted her again. Forgetting to name the kitten after her crimson-colored fur, he decided on Reggie as a suitable name.
Duo shuffled around in his drawer, obviously looking for something. Reggie tilted her head in confusion. "Mew?"
"Found it!" Duo pulled out a blood-red colored rope and tied it around her neck. "There ya go... at least this wont make you feel naked."
Reggie looked at her new necklace, and played with the little army tag at the end of it. "Oh, that?" questioned Duo. "When I was at the Church, a man from the was there to get some rest. While I was healing his wounds, he handed me this tag, while also giving me some important advice: "Protect those you love." And then he died. I never really knew what to do with it, so I decided to give it to you. Now you know that you belong to Duo Maxwell!"
Reggie smiled and jumped into Duo's lap, purring happily as the tag swayed back and forth. Duo laughed too, and petted her. Just then, he heard a loud gunshot fill the air. The braided teenager chuckled. "Looks like Heero's kitty has been messing around in his closet."
Reggie jumped off his lap, and pawed at an unusual-looking machine. "That's my PS2," explained Duo. "Wanna play?"
Reggie tilted her head. "Mew?"
Duo plugged in the 2nd players control, and turned the PS2 on. "I know your just a kitten, but this will be the easiest game I've won yet!"
As Duo was hitting the VS. button, Reggie made a face that seemed to say, "Wanna bet?"
"Are you ready, my silly feline?"
"Mew."
As Duo was jumping and running through the world of Mario, Reggie was pawing at random buttons to see what they did. She was quite happy when she found out that moving the little joint, she could move her character. Even though she didn't have any thumbs, she just kept pushing to the right, and so her character walked. Even though she spent most of the game walking into walls, and staying their for long periods of time, she was still amazed at this. No, Reggie did not win, but none the less, both Duo and her had fun. While Duo was now playing a 1 person game, Reggie began to cry. She had to go to the bathroom so bad!
Duo didn't notice her whining, and so continued to play. Reggie looked around to find a hole, or even a plant, but there was none! The only closest object was... the PS2.
Reggie found that machine so fun, and so exhilarating, but this was an emergency! So, with much mental dispute, she lifted up her leg, and let it all out. She did not know, though, that when a liquid meets electricity.... well, you know.
Sparks flew everywhere, and Duo had just enough time, to let go of the remote, and grab Reggie. He ran to the other end of the room, and covered himself up, as the once-harmless game exploded into a million pieces. (I am pretty sure that this would NEVER really happen to a PS2 if some urine got on it, but it makes such a cute, and yet, hilarious part in this story!)
Duo opened his eyes to a destroyed room. The side of his wall where the PS2 used to be, was now a black, scorched spot. He looked down at Reggie, who was innocently looking up at him, with a face that said, "Whoops."
Duo smiled, and thought that what makes a good cat, is a sleeping cat. He brought Reggie up to his bed, and watched as she started to curl herself up. When she wasn't going to sleep, Duo decided to read a story to her. "Let's see.... which book would be good...."
When he decided on a book called, The Poor Cat, he sat down and began to read it to her. "There was this cat I knew, back home where I was bred. He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box, and he made a mess in the halls. That's why she sent him to a vet who cut off both his b– Quatre? Are you calling me?"
"Yes, Duo... I wan to help me clean up this mess down here in the living room!"
"Oh— Ok!" Duo placed down the book, and walked out of the room, leaving a horrified Reggie to just gawk and stare at the pictures in which the story provided.
She quickly ran under the covers, and hoped that she wouldn't have any nightmares after that story.
Duo walked down the stairs, and nearly had his eyeballs pop out of his head at the damage he saw. Quatre's white kitten was sitting on the sofa, licking it's paw, while Quatre was crying over his broken clock. "D-Duo? Did you do this?"
"WHAT? I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! I WAS BUST PROTECTING ME AND REGGIE FROM AN EXPLODING PS2!!!"
"You mean you already named yours?"
"Yeah, I just can't say, "Hey you! Come over here!" I have to call her something!"
Quatre smiled and looked over at his sleeping white kitten. "I was so busy, that I haven't even begun to name mine. I think I'll do that now..."
"Whatever... I'm going back to my room. Later!"
Duo walked up to his room, and closed the door. He saw Reggie, still awake with fright. "Aw... do you want me to continue the story?"
Reggie's eyes went huge and she jumped up. "MEOW!!!!"
"Does that mean yes?"
Reggie shook her head violently. "MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!!!"
Duo sighed and placed his head in his hand. "I'll never understand women....."
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A/N: Did you likie? Please review! I know I got a lot of reviews for the last chapter, so I'm hoping for even more! And if you were wondering, I got that story from The Cat in the Hat. It was just too good to resist!
Trowa: And I suppose I am next to be tortured by the kittens?
Loki: Yuppers!
Trowa: What will happen to me? Thrown off a cliff, have my bangs cut?
Loki: I actually like the bangs cutting part.... note to self...
Trowa: gulp
Loki: R&R!!!
Ja ne!!
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Feline Frenzy
Target: Duo Maxwell
by Loki
Duo brought the kitten into his room (much about the same time as Heero did with Smoke) and placed it on the bed. "Well... So you're the little pip squeak that I have to take care of..."
"Mew.."
Duo frowned and picked up the crimson furball. "Your not much... but first things first..." He turned the kitten upside down and looked at it.
"Woah!" he dropped the cat back onto the bed. "Sorry! Didn't know you were a girl..."
"Mew?"
"Hmmm...." Duo placed his hand on the kitten's head and began to pet it. "What should I name you?"
The kitten pawed at his hand playfully, as Duo thought of a suitable name. She looked at Duo's finger, and in her mind, it was a juicy hotdog. So anything else, she bit it. "Ouch!" yelled Duo.
He pulled his finger back and began to rub it. "That hurt!"
The kitten chuckled and walked up to Duo. She rubbed her back against his body, and then licked the place where she accidentally bit him. Duo smiled and petted her again. Forgetting to name the kitten after her crimson-colored fur, he decided on Reggie as a suitable name.
Duo shuffled around in his drawer, obviously looking for something. Reggie tilted her head in confusion. "Mew?"
"Found it!" Duo pulled out a blood-red colored rope and tied it around her neck. "There ya go... at least this wont make you feel naked."
Reggie looked at her new necklace, and played with the little army tag at the end of it. "Oh, that?" questioned Duo. "When I was at the Church, a man from the was there to get some rest. While I was healing his wounds, he handed me this tag, while also giving me some important advice: "Protect those you love." And then he died. I never really knew what to do with it, so I decided to give it to you. Now you know that you belong to Duo Maxwell!"
Reggie smiled and jumped into Duo's lap, purring happily as the tag swayed back and forth. Duo laughed too, and petted her. Just then, he heard a loud gunshot fill the air. The braided teenager chuckled. "Looks like Heero's kitty has been messing around in his closet."
Reggie jumped off his lap, and pawed at an unusual-looking machine. "That's my PS2," explained Duo. "Wanna play?"
Reggie tilted her head. "Mew?"
Duo plugged in the 2nd players control, and turned the PS2 on. "I know your just a kitten, but this will be the easiest game I've won yet!"
As Duo was hitting the VS. button, Reggie made a face that seemed to say, "Wanna bet?"
"Are you ready, my silly feline?"
"Mew."
As Duo was jumping and running through the world of Mario, Reggie was pawing at random buttons to see what they did. She was quite happy when she found out that moving the little joint, she could move her character. Even though she didn't have any thumbs, she just kept pushing to the right, and so her character walked. Even though she spent most of the game walking into walls, and staying their for long periods of time, she was still amazed at this. No, Reggie did not win, but none the less, both Duo and her had fun. While Duo was now playing a 1 person game, Reggie began to cry. She had to go to the bathroom so bad!
Duo didn't notice her whining, and so continued to play. Reggie looked around to find a hole, or even a plant, but there was none! The only closest object was... the PS2.
Reggie found that machine so fun, and so exhilarating, but this was an emergency! So, with much mental dispute, she lifted up her leg, and let it all out. She did not know, though, that when a liquid meets electricity.... well, you know.
Sparks flew everywhere, and Duo had just enough time, to let go of the remote, and grab Reggie. He ran to the other end of the room, and covered himself up, as the once-harmless game exploded into a million pieces. (I am pretty sure that this would NEVER really happen to a PS2 if some urine got on it, but it makes such a cute, and yet, hilarious part in this story!)
Duo opened his eyes to a destroyed room. The side of his wall where the PS2 used to be, was now a black, scorched spot. He looked down at Reggie, who was innocently looking up at him, with a face that said, "Whoops."
Duo smiled, and thought that what makes a good cat, is a sleeping cat. He brought Reggie up to his bed, and watched as she started to curl herself up. When she wasn't going to sleep, Duo decided to read a story to her. "Let's see.... which book would be good...."
When he decided on a book called, The Poor Cat, he sat down and began to read it to her. "There was this cat I knew, back home where I was bred. He never listened to a single thing his mother said. He never used the litter box, and he made a mess in the halls. That's why she sent him to a vet who cut off both his b– Quatre? Are you calling me?"
"Yes, Duo... I wan to help me clean up this mess down here in the living room!"
"Oh— Ok!" Duo placed down the book, and walked out of the room, leaving a horrified Reggie to just gawk and stare at the pictures in which the story provided.
She quickly ran under the covers, and hoped that she wouldn't have any nightmares after that story.
Duo walked down the stairs, and nearly had his eyeballs pop out of his head at the damage he saw. Quatre's white kitten was sitting on the sofa, licking it's paw, while Quatre was crying over his broken clock. "D-Duo? Did you do this?"
"WHAT? I MOST CERTAINLY DID NOT! I WAS BUST PROTECTING ME AND REGGIE FROM AN EXPLODING PS2!!!"
"You mean you already named yours?"
"Yeah, I just can't say, "Hey you! Come over here!" I have to call her something!"
Quatre smiled and looked over at his sleeping white kitten. "I was so busy, that I haven't even begun to name mine. I think I'll do that now..."
"Whatever... I'm going back to my room. Later!"
Duo walked up to his room, and closed the door. He saw Reggie, still awake with fright. "Aw... do you want me to continue the story?"
Reggie's eyes went huge and she jumped up. "MEOW!!!!"
"Does that mean yes?"
Reggie shook her head violently. "MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!! MEOW!!!!!"
Duo sighed and placed his head in his hand. "I'll never understand women....."
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A/N: Did you likie? Please review! I know I got a lot of reviews for the last chapter, so I'm hoping for even more! And if you were wondering, I got that story from The Cat in the Hat. It was just too good to resist!
Trowa: And I suppose I am next to be tortured by the kittens?
Loki: Yuppers!
Trowa: What will happen to me? Thrown off a cliff, have my bangs cut?
Loki: I actually like the bangs cutting part.... note to self...
Trowa: gulp
Loki: R&R!!!
Ja ne!!