The Mind of the Critters
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Time period- Marauders last year, a week before the full moon
?wolfie thoughts? /remus thoughts/
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Groooowwwwl
That was exactly what I, Remus Lupin , seventh year werewolf from Hogwarts, heard as I woke. Apparently not eating dinner wasn't a good idea.
Looking around, I realized it was 3 in the morning and only a few days till the new moon......whoopdedo
/I'm hungry. But I cant get a detention, I'm a prefect......what to do?/
Looking around again I noticed James's trunk was unlocked. Sneaking over I whispered
"Prongs, can I borrow the map and cloak?"
"mmmmmmm........zzzzzzz"
/ I'll take that for a yes then/
Rummaging around in his trunk I finally spotted the map and invisibility cloak. A few minutes later I was headed towards the kitchen for a snack.
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½ hour later
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After returning the map and cloak, I found myself sitting on my bed, next to the open window, munching on a couple sandwiches. That's when I heard a voice.
? wheres the real food??
Looking around I didn't see anyone but I did see a nearly full moon. Then it hit me like a ton of bricks.........er..........a twenty pound werewolf. To be more specific.
?oi! I said WHERES THE REAL FOOD? /what do you want now, wolfie?/ I asked my wolf side.
? Foods, meat, ring any bells? We ARE a werewolf so eat like one?
/I don't eat meat. Besides You and I are two different beings./
??mental blink??
/in other words wolfie, shut up before I use the silver/
? your no fun, but come on just listen to me for once?
/fine but I refuse to eat my friends/
?spoil sport?
?any way I wont make you eat them but I can suggest this: you know that cat that wanders around the grounds and that stray owl in the owlry? Why not eat them? No one will miss them?
/I don't know................./
?pweaaaaaaaaaase??
/................../
/ ....................Ok!/
? yay!?
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4 days later
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"Hey prongs have you noticed something? "I heard Sirius ask James
"What?" he answered through a mouthful of food
"That annoying cat and owl are missing and their always around" he stated
"He's right" peter butted in. from his spot next to me.
"Maybe they finally left or maybe wolf man ate em!" he answered swallowing.
Unfortunately that was also when I chose to burp. That caused the three of them to look at me.
"You didn't did you ?" peter squeked.
"errmmm........" I gulped.
The three stared at me in surprise.
"moony........" James said slowly, "did you eat them?"
/im doomed/
"ummmm.......i was kind of hungry and went for a midnight snack............."
They blinked at me.
?oh for petes sake just tell them?
/im doomed/
"iwashungryandwolfieconvincedmetogoeatthembecausenoonewouldmissthemsoididand ididbuti'llneverdoitagaincanyouforgiveme?" I said in one breath.
"in English please" Sirius said. While the others continued staring.
Gulp
"I wanted a midnight snack and so did wolfie................can you forgive me" I answered quietly.
"you ate them!" James said. "wow,guess that stops us from getting rid of them"
I blinked in surprise.
"you mean your not upset?"I asked
they gave me flat looks "nope, this is the first time you lost control.just try not to go after any pets"
".........ok........"
"now that that is solved, time to plan a prank.!"
?sometimes these guys scare me?
/ditto/
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