"Norman Rockwell would have a fit with this one." BJ points to Frank lecturing on the importance of apple pie, swimming holes, and spreading the American ways.
"'Where once the flag goes up, it never comes down'." Hawkeye quotes, suppressing the urge to heckle.
"I wonder what he'd say if he knew this was about imperialism, not democracy."
"Utter disrespect for army ways." Hawkeye mutters. "I knew I liked you."
BJ grins, motioning at Frank. "What say you to some well-worded satirical comments about his hypocrisy?"
Hawkeye reaches a hand out. "Welcome to war, BJ Hunnicut. You'll fit in fine."