"Nurse Ausiello -- just who I wanted to see. What would you say to a twenty-four hour pass in Seoul, courtesy of and accompanied by yours truly?"

"I'd say 'I'm married'."

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"Nurse Berg, say someone were to offer you one blissful night --"

"No."

"Then --"

"No."

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"Nurse Chae, how would you like to join me for dinner in the Supply Tent tonight? Me, homemade gin, fudge that BJ's wife just sent -- all the makings for a great time."

"Oh, sorry, but I just volunteered for bedpan duty."

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"No luck finding a date, Hawk?"

Hawkeye glared.