A/N: Well here is My second chapter... Here is were it starts getting interesting. The appropriateness has left the building for a few lines. LOL... Well R&R!!!
Disclaimer: I don not own Will Turner (he owns I). I do not own Elizabeth (Swan) Turner. I do own ILeeN and Ben Dover (teeheehee). I do not own Commodore Norrington. I do not own Sarah Howard (she's my friend though 'so back off'). I do not own Scarlett. I do not own the Double shot expressos either. I do own the News Center in my story though (again BACK OFF).
Chapter 2: News Cast Part I
Will: Umm... Elizabeth, what exactly does this TV do?
Elizabeth: Shh! Just watch.
Elizabeth walks over to Will and sits on his lap.
An up beat music appears on the TV; at the same time two people slowly fade up.
Commodore Norrington: Hello and welcome to the half past the hour of seven o'clock new live. I am Commodore Norrington and here with me is the beautiful Sarah Howard, Sarah.
Sarah Howard: That twas sweet Commodore but I still don't like you. Today we spotted the rather strong, brave, and handsome William Turner, best known as Will, running from a large crowd of girls. Later on we'll be hearing more aout that.
Norrington: Interesting choice of words. Also, is Barbossa really dead or has he fooled us all? Earlier this week someone swore they saw him lurking in the darkness of an apple orchard. Let's go over to Scarlett to hear more, Scarlett.
Scarlett: Thank you Nory dear. I'm Scarlett, soon to be Mrs. Commodore. I'm here with ILeeN and Ben Dover, these two small minded people claim they spotted the yellow-green eyed Barbossa lurking around their apple orchard. So what makes you think that thing in your apple orchard was Barbossa?
Ben: Well, my wife ILeeN used to be one of the servants on The Black Pearl and...
ILeeN intterupted Ben very quickly.
ILeeN: Thanks Ben for letting my mum know that I was on The Black Pearl. Well if we must, I could smell him. I know it sounds silly but for being around those bloody pirates. And besides he has this astranged obsession with apples. And I just know it's him, I can feel it!
Scarlett: Well there ya are. You've heard it yourself. You make the judgement. Just be on the look out. Back to ya Nory dear.
Norrington: Thank you Scarlett. And now you know that I am off the market. OH YES, and Barbossa may still be alive.
Sarah: And after this break we'll find out why the stud William Turner was running from a crowd of girls.
Fades out and goes to a double shot expresso commercial.