A/N: You've earned it. Here is Ch4. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE R&R!!!!! We need reviews in order to keep this going and we wanna keep this going. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed. ADVERTISEMENT: A NEW HARRY POTTER FANFIC BY GIRL-WITH-WINX WILL BE COMING TO A FANFIC NEAR YOU!!

Jack: Yes we want reviews!! Congrads you got my starting chapter. Ther will be more of me if you reivew, SAVVY??

Diclaimer: I do not own Norrington (nor ever want to). I do not own Sarah Howard (though she is MY friend so BACk OFF). I do own BJ Watson (which is I). I do not own Barbossa (he smells too bad). I do not own Jack ("Jack: I own this luv!" 'Yeah ok in Jack's dreams). I do not own Will Turner. I do not own Elizabeth. I do own the Rum girl also (but you guys can use her anytime).

Norrington: Did you miss us? On to our last subject of news for the night, Sarah.

Sarah: This next man that we are about to see is a man that you can count on to be very honest about his dishonesty. He fought with and along side our very own Will Turner. Went rounds with Barbossa and is now the captain of the Black Pearl. This is Sarah Howard turning your attention to BJ Watson. BJ if you will.

BJ: Thanks Sarah. I'm BJ Watson here with the one, the only Captain Jack Sparrow. Mr. Sparrow, good to have you with us.

Jack: CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW; Mr. Sparrow was my Father. But please... Call me Jack.

BJ: OOK... Jack... So, how did you meet Will Turner?

Jack: It really depends on which Will it might be.

BJ: Will Turner Jr. I suppose. Elizabeth Swan married him.

Jack: AWE YES. The lady stealer. Well that'd be a long story. I suggest to everyone watch the movie Pirates of the Carribean now on DVD and VIDEO. That should explain quite a bit. I sure hope they got mi good side.

BJ: I see. I have a question about Scarlett! Have you ever found out why she slapped you?

Jack: SCARLETT! She's gettin hitched to the Commodore bid me wrong. No, no I never did find out actually. But hey, ya can't expect me ta find everything out by mi onesy can ya? Ya either sail under mi cammand or ya can't. I guess she couldn't, Savvy?

BJ: No, not really. What is your favourite past time hobby. And please, be specific for the sake of everyone out there.

Jack: Well, I like to pully mi deck-chair out and drink up mi favourite delight while day dreaming.

BJ: Don't mind me asking but what IS your favourite delight?

Jack: RUM! RUM YES RUM! I love mi rum. Oh yeah, do ya have any rum? If ya don't mind.

A girl with a large rum bottle walks onto set.

Rum Girl: There you are... Jack.

The Rum Girl winks at Jack then leaves.

Jack: THANKS LOVE!! And I'll be seein you later.

Jack guzzles down some rum.

BJ: Better? Well, anyway, let's move on. How about we answer some fan questions. Here's one from Doora Nobb. She asks; Jack, why were you and Barbossa enemies?

Jack: We used to be the best of chums but I liked grapes more than apples. One day we got in a fight about fruit and I threw all the apples over board and he got extremely mad at me, called me a bloody rat and had the whole crew turn on me. They dropped me off on this Island somewhere. But I was in luck because it was loaded with rum. No worries now! I've got mi ship back AND mi grapes.

The lights and power go out. The sky turns a smokey grey and lightening flickers while lighting up the room.

Elizabeth: WILL... What just happened?

Will: The Black Pearl.