Disclaimer: Saiyuki doesn't belong to me. It's a beautiful work created by Kazuya Minekura. Anyway, enjoy!
Chapter 2
What will you become?
Sanzo's eyes widen. Gojyo's jaw dropped open. Goku stared in amazement.
"Ha... Ha... Hakkai!?" Gojyo cried.
"Hm?" Hakkai asked in a totally different voice. They gasped. Hakkai clutch his throat. "Wha... What happen to my voice?"
The villager nodded. "See what I tell ya? Anybody who drink this water will turn into something else."
"But... Hakkai has turned into a girl!" Gojyo yelled. He went to Hakkai and stared at his chest. "He really is a girl! He's got breasts!"
Sanzo took out his gun and point it at the villager. "Oi, tell me how to cure it. I don't want a girl in the group."
"There... There is one way to cure it." the villager said raising his hands. "Far east, there is one ancient kettle that could cure him. Just pour the hot water from it on him and he'll turn back into a man."
"That means, Hakkai is going to remain a girl forever?" Goku ask, looking at Hakkai staring at his own breasts in amazement.
The villager shook. "Actually no. He'll remain like this, yes, but everytime he touches hot water he'll turn into a man."
"If that's the case, we don't need the ancient kettle." Gojyo said.
"But everytime he touches cold water, he'll turn back into a girl." the villager said in a deep voice.
Sanzo, Gojyo and Goku stare at Hakkai. Hakkai grinned.
Gojyo grin, "I drank the fountain water too. Wonder what would I become." He rub his chin. He picture himself posing in front of a mirror in a feminine form.
The villager sweatdropped. "Very well." He took the bottle of cold water and splash Gojyo with it.
Gojyo transform shorter. Smaller. Smaller. Smaller. Smaller. And...
"Hahahahahahahahahaha...!" came a loud laugh from Goku. Hakkai chuckled. Sanzo tried to keep his cool but lose it and burst into laughter. The villager grinned awkwardly.
"Quack pek-pek-pek-pek." Gojyo quacked. That made the situation funnier. Louder laughs filled the air.
"Great! Just now a girl now a stupid duck who only knows how to make irritating noises. What next." Sanzo said.
Gojyo shouted, scolded and cursed Sanzo. But in a duck form, it only sounded like a duck who lost all it's feathers.
Sanzo lit a cigarette and look at Gojyo still quacking all the way. "Shut up!" He use his foot and stamp Gojyo flat to the ground. Gojyo made one last quack and passed out.
"Wow!" Goku exclaim. "I don't want to turn into that."
Goku suddenly felt wet and cold on his back. He gave a startled yelp. His body slowly transform shorter. Smaller. Smaller. Smaller. Smaller. Into a...
"Oinki!"
A/N: So how is it? Is it good? Review please! And to all Goku fans, don't get me wrong. The part "Oinki" doesn't meant that Goku turn into a BIG, fat and bulky pig, ok? Instead, he turned into something small and cute. Kawai-ne!