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Chapter 3

"Goku..." Hakkai said, picking up a little black piglet with his hands. Which was Goku.

"Wahahahahahaha...!" came a loud laugh from behind them.

Hakkai and Sanzo turned to see who it was. A small boy stood there holding the bottle of cold water. He hugged his stomach, laughing his heart out.

"What an ugly creature. It does suits him." the boy said. He let out another laugh.

"Now that's a very rude thing to say, young man." Hakkai said, looking at the little boy in disgust.

The boy got up. "Eh, shuddup you ditchy old hag." he said, dusting his pants. He stuck out his tounge at them.

A lady ran out of her bakery shop with a hard burned bread in her hands. "Justin! Go away!" She hit the boy with the bread.

The boy, Justin, jump up with a startled yelp. He turned and glared angrily at the lady, rubbing his butt. The lady put her hands on her hips and glared back. Justin gave one last rueful look and reluctantly walk away.

The villager shook his head. "That kid is a naughty one."

"Gomen. He's just a kid, he doesn't know any manners. Hontou gomen."

Hakkai laughed. "Daijobu."

"Whether he's a kid or not, he should learn some manners." Sanzo said, puffing on his cigarette.

"Ah, to repair for what he has done, why don't you come to my shop and have some tea?" the lady said. She smiled. "Free of charge."

"Sure. Arigato gozaimasu." Hakkai said.

Goku in a piglet form gobbled up his cake and drank his tea in less than fifteen seconds. The lady stare at Goku in amazement.

The lady patted Goku's head. "Is this your pet?" she asked. "Kawai-ne"

Goku blushed. Well, most likely he enjoyed being treated that way.

"Did you make all these food yourself?" Hakkai asked. She nodded. "They are delicious."

"Thank you for your praise." she said. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself. My name is Kanai."

"Hakkai. Cho Hakkai-desu." Hakkai said.

"Cho Hakkai? The name sounded more like a man's name. But you're a lady." she said.

"Not until I do this." Sanzo said. He took his cup of tea and pour it on Hakkai's head. Hakkai slowly transform back into a man.

Kanai gasp. "I see. You must have drank the water from the fountain."

Hakkai laughed. "Now you know."

"Well, everybody in this village drank the fountain water too, including me. Except for Justin." she said.

"You mean the little boy just now?" Sanzo asked. She nodded.

"He was so proud of himself for not drinking the fountain water. Many children dislike him for boasting around and taunting them." Kanai sighed.

"Ah! Pretty lady!" Gojyo said, finally awoke after his twenty minutes 'nap'. He took Kanai's hand. "Are you free tonight? Would you care to go out with me for a walk or something?"

Kanai sweatdropped. She smiled awkwardly. "Oh, there is no more tea left. I'll go make some tea." She took the teapot from the table and strode to the kitchen.

Gojyo sat down hard on a chair. He rest his elbow on the table and rest his head on his hand. "Cheh!"

"Good for you." Sanzo said sarcastically, lighting another cigarette.

Gojyo stood up. The chair made a screechy sound as it scraped against the floor. "What did you say you corrupt monk!?" He made a fist at Sanzo.

"If you want to quarrel with me, it's best if you become a duck." Sanzo said. He took the jar of iced tea and splashed Gojyo.

"Quack pek-pek-pek-pek-pek-pek-pek! Quack pek-pek!" Gojyo quacked, flapping his wings rapidly and cursing Sanzo.

Sanzo sweatdropped, still holding the half empty jar.

Kanai came out carrying a tray with a teapot on it. "Some more tea!" She looked around the place. "Where's the red hair young man?" she caught her eyes on the duck.

Goku took Hakkai's cup of tea and pour it on Gojyo's head. Gojyo gave a startled yelp. "Baka saru! What did you do that for!"

Kanai gasp. She dropped the tray and quickly cover her eyes with her hands. She turned around, blushing.

Sanzo and Hakkai sweatdropped. Goku chuckled.

"Hm?" Gojyo looked at himself. He blushed. "Ah! Ah! Ah!"

A/N: So how is it? Review please! Some of you might know what happened to Gojyo. Heehee... Very embarassing, really. Anyways, check out the next chappie! Enjoy!