CHAPTER 4

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Spike please it's not funny!"

"It bloody is love!" replied Spike, wiping the tears from his eyes. "I mean, 'Buffy' is bad enough but.."

Buffy interrupted, looking hurt. "What did you mean by that?!"

"Sorry pet.but how can you expect me to keep a straight face when you say your name was EGBERT?!"

"Spike, just shut up!! At least I'm not dead!!"

Spike frowned slightly. "Witty comeback Buffy."

The blonde girl took a step back and clasped her hands over her face. "Grrrr! Why did I have to tell you my name? I knew you would take the piss."

Spike ran a hand through his bleached hair and kneeled down slowly in front of the now crying girl. "Shit, I'm sorry, the least thing I want to do is make my baby cry," he said whilst tilting her head down and kissing her gently on the forehead.

Buffy looked up into Spike's reassuring eyes, "You mean it?"

With one swoop the vampire lifted Buffy into his strong masculine arms. "Yes and to show you how sorry I am I'm going to make you breakfast. How do you like your eggs?"

Buffy wriggled from the vamp's grasp and proceeded to pounce on top of him on to the floor.

"FERTILISED!"



To be continued.. .. ..