Hey, peoples! Thanks for the reviews! Well, this is the last chapter :-(. But, I think I'm going to make a sequel to it called "Adventures in..." Ah, I'll make you wait! So, enjoy!
Disclaimer: -sigh- I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh... And I also don't own Old Navy. If I did... I'd be doing something else right now...
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Adventures in Cooking Chp. 3
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----Thirty minutes later----
"Okay, all our projects are done baking," Téa announced. Kaiba, Marik, and Tristan glared at her. (They were upset she pulled them away from their soap.) "We should start frosting them now. Food coloring is over there, and there's two containers of frosting for everyone."
"Yeah! Frosting!" Suddenly, Yami came bouncing into the room.
"Yami? How'd you become separate from Yugi?"
"By the author's mystical powers to decide this!" he exclaimed, picking up a jar of frosting, a big spoon, and starting to eat the whole thing.
"No!" Yugi exclaimed. "He'll get sugar high!"
"Great..." Kaiba muttered.
"Um, Yami?" Téa slowly started to tug the jar away from him. "Why don't you clean up the kitchen, okay?"
"Cleaning?" Yami exclaimed. "I love cleaning! It's so refreshing. Picking up one thing, putting it where it belongs, then doing it again? It never gets old! Keep making messes and I'll keep cleaning them up!"
(All: O.o)
"I knew I shouldn't have taken him to Old Navy," Yugi muttered. "But they were having a sale on tight leather pants..."
----Twenty minutes later----
"Okay! Let's see everybody's food!" Téa exclaimed.
Joey held up a tray of chocolate chip cookies--deformed chocolate chip cookies. Tristan showed his plate of chocolate cupcakes with red frosting--also deformed chocolate cupcakes with red frosting. Yugi held up a vanilla sheet cake smothered in white frosting, with a picture of the Dark Magician on it--a de- no, wait. Yugi's was actually good looking.
Kaiba, on the other hand, refused to show his.
"Come on, Kaiba. Please?" Téa put on a puppy face. "I'll give you a kiss if you do!"
"No way! Like I'd want a kiss from you?" Kaiba took his cake and swept out of the room. "Good-bye."
"Téa, you like Kaiba or something?" Joey asked.
"No..." Téa muttered. Yes... Man, I thought he liked me too! He showed all the signs: ignoring me, bad mouthing me, refusing me...
"Right..." Joey smirked.
"Shut up, you mortals!" Marik exclaimed, and evil glint in his eyes and his hair sticking up more than usual. "You must now see my creation!" He turned his cake around and everyone just stared.
The cake was a large pink heart. In the center was a fluffy bunny rabbit, probably the Duel Monster (who no one had ever heard of until Marik tried to use it earlier), Fluffy Bunny. White hearts surrounded the creature and swirly writing at the top read, "I Love You, Ms. Cookie."
(All: O.o)
"Okay..." Joey mumbled.
"What are you mumbling about?" Marik demanded, taking out his rod. "Is my cake not wonderful?"
"Yes," Tristan sniffled. "It's beautiful. You are so artistic. Ms. Cookie will love it... I wish I had thought of that. I need a way to express my feelings to her... But, alas, you seem to have beaten me..."
(Téa, Joey, and Yugi: O.o)
"Too much Soap System," Joey concluded.
"Well, uh, look at the time!" Téa chuckled nervously. "You guys better get going! See you Monday! Bye!" She shoved them all out the door.
"Well, see ya, Yuge... and, uh, Tristan," Joey said, but Tristan was too wrapped up in a conversation with Mark about The 24 Hour Time Periods of Our Existence and Ms. Cookie to hear.
"Bye, Joey," Yugi replied.
----Monday----
Ms. Cookie was walking around the classroom, inspecting everyone's projects and handing out grades.
"F... F...F-...A--" The student Ms. Cookie stopped at looked up hopefully. "Choo!" Ms. Cookie sneezed.
"Bless you!" Marik and Tristan shouted, then glared at each other.
"Thank you, young people. Where was I? Oh, F... F...F." She finally reached Marik's project. "Wait, since when were you in my class? And what's with your funky hair? You must use more gel than Mr. Mono!" (a/n: She means "Motou"... could be the Alzheimer's...)
(Yugi: anime fall)
"I don't use gel!" Yugi exclaimed.
"Sure..." the rest of the class said.
"Simmer down..." Ms. Cookie stated. "Now, since when were you in my class?"
"Since the authoress decided this!" Mark impatiently exclaimed, anxiously awaiting his grade.
"I see... Well, I'll give you an... F." The old teacher started to move on.
"F?" Marik raged. "F? I express my undying love for you and I get an F? I try to tell you how deep my feelings are, and I get an F?"
(Class: O.o)
Ms. Cookie reached up to her ear and fiddled with something. "Sorry, my hearing aid was off. Can you repeat that?"
(Marik: anime fall)
"F...F...F..." Ms. Cookie continued around the room. Bring! The final bell rang and everyone rushed out of the room.
"I'm quitting this..." Joey muttered as they left the school.
"Yeah," Tristan and Yugi agreed.
"Good thing you said that!" Téa exclaimed. "I was thinking about changing, too, and I didn't want to be all alone, and I knew you knew that I know that you know that I think friends should always stick together... So I switched us all to the perfect class!"
(Yugi, Tristan, and Joey: O.o)
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Well, hope you liked it! The sequel will tell the next class they're taking, and their "adventures" in it!
-Maili