CHAPTER 5
Spike looked startled. "You.want a baby Buffy?"
Buffy crawled off Spike and stared at the wall. "Why yes. . . yes I do."
"Pet . . . I'm a bloody vampire."
". . . I was thinking that we could use Clive's sperm."
"Oh yes, and Buffy? You're actually a bloke you dumb thing!"
"Damn youuuuuu! I am the slayer! You respect my authoritaaah!"
Spike stared at the blonde who had just mouthed off at him and put on his vampire face. Now he was angry.
"How dare you mess with my feelings like that Buffy!"
Buffy shot up and poked him in the chest. " Don't you DARE call me Buffy! The name's EGBERT to you. . . you. . . you BASTARD!"
There was silence after this. Buffy broke it.
"I'm sorry Spike, we obviously want different things."
"Well I don't want to date a man. . . that's for sure."
A tear fell down Buffy's cheek as she felt her heart split in half. "I can't believe you just said that. . . "
Spike stepped forward and his face softened. "Look. . . I've just had bad experiences with Clem in the past."
Buffy shuddered, "You and. . ..CLEM!?"
"Well y'know there was skin everywhere it just swamped me and..oh BOLLOCKS I shouldn't have told you this should I!?"
"No you shouldn't have you sick freak!"
There was nothing left to say, but again, Buffy broke the silence.
"Well. . . I love you Spike. . . but we need time apar . . ."
"But Buf. . . "
"Do NOT interrupt me! I think we need time apart. Which is why I am going to go out on a date with. . . with CLIVE!" "Buffy pet. . . don't do this you're just upset. . . "
But it was too late. Revenge was too sweet and Buffy was looking forward to the feelings of jealousy that Spike would feel when he later "accidentally" walked in on her and Clive "getting it on".
"I'm sorry Spike."
While Buffy said this she realised that she could feel a slight coolness in her crotch are, then she realised. . .* damn *. . . .she had left her flies open and her penis was swaying to and fro in the breeze. How embarrassing. . .
Spike smirked while Buffy did the zip up again. Buffy ran up to him and smacked him round the head.
"GoodBYE Spike. . . I'm calling Clive!"
TO BE CONTINUED.. .. ..
* However will this endeavour end? Find out in the next thrilling instalment of my she-man story! Hurrah! *
Spike looked startled. "You.want a baby Buffy?"
Buffy crawled off Spike and stared at the wall. "Why yes. . . yes I do."
"Pet . . . I'm a bloody vampire."
". . . I was thinking that we could use Clive's sperm."
"Oh yes, and Buffy? You're actually a bloke you dumb thing!"
"Damn youuuuuu! I am the slayer! You respect my authoritaaah!"
Spike stared at the blonde who had just mouthed off at him and put on his vampire face. Now he was angry.
"How dare you mess with my feelings like that Buffy!"
Buffy shot up and poked him in the chest. " Don't you DARE call me Buffy! The name's EGBERT to you. . . you. . . you BASTARD!"
There was silence after this. Buffy broke it.
"I'm sorry Spike, we obviously want different things."
"Well I don't want to date a man. . . that's for sure."
A tear fell down Buffy's cheek as she felt her heart split in half. "I can't believe you just said that. . . "
Spike stepped forward and his face softened. "Look. . . I've just had bad experiences with Clem in the past."
Buffy shuddered, "You and. . ..CLEM!?"
"Well y'know there was skin everywhere it just swamped me and..oh BOLLOCKS I shouldn't have told you this should I!?"
"No you shouldn't have you sick freak!"
There was nothing left to say, but again, Buffy broke the silence.
"Well. . . I love you Spike. . . but we need time apar . . ."
"But Buf. . . "
"Do NOT interrupt me! I think we need time apart. Which is why I am going to go out on a date with. . . with CLIVE!" "Buffy pet. . . don't do this you're just upset. . . "
But it was too late. Revenge was too sweet and Buffy was looking forward to the feelings of jealousy that Spike would feel when he later "accidentally" walked in on her and Clive "getting it on".
"I'm sorry Spike."
While Buffy said this she realised that she could feel a slight coolness in her crotch are, then she realised. . .* damn *. . . .she had left her flies open and her penis was swaying to and fro in the breeze. How embarrassing. . .
Spike smirked while Buffy did the zip up again. Buffy ran up to him and smacked him round the head.
"GoodBYE Spike. . . I'm calling Clive!"
TO BE CONTINUED.. .. ..
* However will this endeavour end? Find out in the next thrilling instalment of my she-man story! Hurrah! *