Disclaimer: I don't own the Lord of the Rings. I thought of this one night before I went to bed so it's kind of random because I was at a party that night! Sorry if you hate it but you'll live!
BUTTONS
It was a sunny morning in Middle Earth as Lizzie opened her eyes to see the faces of Merry and Pippin hovering over her. As she looked on in sleepiness they started laughing at her. Low and behold they had sprayed her with shaving cream as she slept! As she realized this she jumped out of her bed and began chasing the hobbits through the house. They finally got away from her only because they hid behind Legolas (she would have kept chasing if Legolas hadn't been 5 inches taller then she!) Even though Legolas was her boyfriend she still was a little bit afraid of him because he was so much taller.
All of a sudden Pippin jumped out from behind Legolas and threw the shaving cream bottle to Merry (who was now behind her) and he sprayed her butt with the cream! This got her really mad so she got a can of cheese spray and she attacked Merry and Pippin with a storm of cheddar. With all the commotion in the house Aragorn came running in with his sword drawn. All he saw was Merry and Pippin running around the kitchen, Lizzie chasing them and, Legolas chasing her! Aragorn was screaming "STOP! YOU MORONS!" but they couldn't hear him over the screams of laughter coming from the hobbits, the screams anger coming from Lizzie, and the screams of embarrassment from Legolas. All that could be heard in the room was screaming until Aragorn hit the counter with his sword. (And as most of you know when metal hits a hard surface it makes a loud sound!)
When everyone heard that they stopped in their tracks. As Lizzie washed the shaving cream off her face and pajama bottoms Legolas held a little meeting at the kitchen table. As Merry and Pippin snaked happily away on mushrooms Legolas announced that in 2 days it would be Lizzie's birthday and that everyone should get her something. Pippin soon yelled "BUTTONS!"
"Shut up you buffoon! She's 5 feet away from us do you want her to hear you!" whispered Legolas.
"Don't want who to hear what?" asked Lizzie inquisitively.
"Uhhh we didn't want you to hear that we think you look good in those pajama bottoms." Said Aragorn.
"Well thanks" said Lizzie quite stupidly as she blushed "Legolas bought them for me and look they even have little buttons on them. Ahhhh I just love buttons!"
"Ewwww you still smell like shaving cream Liz!" which had just dawned on Legolas as he was sat meditating on what the perfect present would be for his girlfriend.
"Really?!?! I thought I had gotten all of that off! Oh, how embarrassing! I'm going to go take a shower!!!" Lizzie screamed as she ran up-stairs blushing even more now that her hideous stench of bad shaving cream had been made present.
"Does anyone have any ideas on what to get Lizzie!" said Aragorn.
"Pippin already said we should just get her buttons!" added Merry who was strictly out of this conversation because he didn't exactly care for Lizzie even though she was the only girl in the house and everyone liked her even though she had a boyfriend.
"Yeh that's a great idea Pip!" said Legolas sarcastically "Hey and maybe for Christmas we can get her velcro!"
"Legolas, you don't have to get so snippety!" shouted Merry in his best friends' defense.
The next thing you know everyone's fighting (and I mean fighting) fists are flying, swords are swinging, and bows were shooting! As Lizzie heard this commotion downstairs she put on a robe and ran downstairs to see what was happening. When she got there she was startled to she what had happened.
Well that's the end of chapter one and if it gets good reviews I'll write a second one! Hoped you liked it! THE END.