Disclaimer: o.o; I guess you can go see the first chapter again…
Tenipuri Phone Messages
By: yukuro
Recording Eighteen: Kabaji Munehiro
"This is Kabaji Munehiro's phone. And this is Atobe-sama recording this message. Kabaji isn't here right now because he is running errands for ore-sama. Right, Kabaji?"
"Usu."
"Yes, and ore-sama is more important than answering messages. Right, Kabaji?"
"…Usu."
"Well, go on and leave your little message. Kabaji will be busy though. Right?"
"…usu…"
--Messages--
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Ah, Kabaji. I know you're busy right now running errands with Shishido and Ohtori for the club, but after that, I need you to go to the pro shop to pick up that racket with the broken strings for me. I'm glad you're here to help ore-sama, Kabaji."
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Oh. I forgot to mention. After you're done picking up the racket, find out what all this talk is about a big practice match at Seigaku. I'm interested in finding out how Tez—I mean, our rivals are doing. Anyway, go do that."
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Oi, nande, nande… Why are you so tall? Why do you always just say 'usu' to whatever Atobe says? Nande? Nande?"
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"One more thing, Kabaji. Buy me a sandwich while you're going around."
(Kabaji has no idea why he thought cell phones would be a good idea at that time. Right, Kabaji? …he says "usu")
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Recording Nineteen: Shishido Ryou
"This is Shishido Ryou's phone. I'm not here right now because I'm obviously doing more important things than answering this stupid phone. Like training."
"Shishido-san, that's not very nice. How do you know who's calling?"
"I don't really care who's calling, Chotarou. Oh well, if it's you then I guess I'll listen to your message. …and Atobe too, I guess. Not that I see any reason for him to call me."
"Oi, Shishido. You're always blushing whenever you talk about Ohtori. It's just adorable."
"Oh, shut up, Taki."
"Shishido-san!"
"Ok, ok, sorry. Just leave a message after the beep-tone thing then."
--Messages--
Message From: Mukahi Gakuto
"Shishido! I ran into Kabaji and Ohtori after you ran off on them. Your darling wife looked so concerned for you. Haha… What am I saying? You would definitely be the wife! By the way, have you been forced to call Atobe yet? Whatever… Anyway, don't forget to invite me to your wedding. Pfft."
Message From: Taki Haginosuke
"Oh, Shishido! I heard you went on a date with Ohtori! Congratulations on finally making a move. But what's this about Kabaji coming along? Tsk, tsk, Shishido. Not the romantic type, are you?"
Message From: Ohtori Chotarou
"Shishido-san, this is Ohtori. A-ah, you left your bag with us when you ran off. Is everything alright? You're not hurt are you? Oh, I'm sorry if I'm calling you during some kind of emergency… I hope you're alright, Shishido-san."
Message From: Oshitari Yuushi
"Shishido, you had better get your bag back soon. I hear Atobe is planning some kind of spy attack on Seigaku's practice with Fudoumine today. Ah! But don't let that hurry you to waste your time with Oh-to-ri-kuuun! Ja."
(Shishido is glad he has a cell phone. Now he can blush and laugh at Ohtori's cuteness in the security of his own home where no annoying Hyotei regulars can poke fun at him.)
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Recording Twenty: Ohtori Chotarou
"You've reached Ohtori Chotarou's phone. I'm sorry I'm unavailable to answer your call at the moment, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Thanks and take care!"
--Messages--
Message From: Akutagawa Jiroh
"…"
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"…"
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"…huh? Oh…I pushed the button on my cell phone by accident when I was sleeping… Who am I calling…? Oh…it's Ohtori-kun. Sorry 'bout that…"
Message From: Hiyoshi Wakashi
"Ohtori… I was just forced to call Atobe. Any idea what's going on? …and Taki-senpai just told me to tell you that Shishido-senpai 'loves you and is sorry for making you cry' whatever the hell that's supposed to mean."
Message From: Shishido Ryou
"Sorry for leaving you earlier, Chotarou. Don't worry about me, I'm fine, really. Thanks for thinking of me though. You never really change… H-haha… Thanks for keeping my bag for me too. I promise I'll see you later to get it. Oshitari tells me Atobe might be planning something anyway. I ran into that first year from Yamabuki with the big headband and that weird guy who's always twirling his hair from St. Rudolf. I think their teams are planning on something too. Something to do with Seigaku and Fudoumine or something. Well…see you soon then."
(Ohtori likes the cell phones too. Probably for the same reasons as Shishido.)
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Recording Twenty-One: Hiyoshi Wakashi
"This is Hiyoshi Wakashi. I'm not here right now. Leave a message."
--Messages--
Message From: Ohtori Chotarou
"Um…thanks for the message, Hiyoshi. Sorry, I'm not sure why everyone is being forced to sit through Atobe-san's…interesting recording. Shishido-san mentioned something about Atobe-san planning something for the team. I guess we'll see then, huh? Ja!"
Message From: Random Fangirls
"Uwah! Look, look! I got to the message machine of that really handsome tennis guy I saw last time! He's so cool! It doesn't even matter if he didn't win! His moves were just amazing and so, so cool!"
"Oh my gosh! Let me say something! Hiiiii! I love you!"
"…who are you two calling again?"
"That really amazing tennis player! The really good-looking one with orange hair!"
"And that change-over thing!"
"…I thought that was Wakato Hiroshi from Jousei, not Hiyoshi Wakashi from Hyotei."
"Eh?! Really?!"
"Oops! Sorry! Wrong number!"
(Hiyoshi hates his life and holds back the strong urge to blow up the world)
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Recording Twenty-Two: Oshitari Yuushi
"Hello. You've reached Oshitari Yuushi's phone. Leave a message after the tone if you feel like it. Oh, also leave your name, phone number, and credit card number. After all, a genius's services are not for free. Heh heh…"
--Messages--
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Oshitari, Kabaji has just informed me that Seigaku has planned a special training day with Fudoumine today. This is a perfect opportunity for the Regulars to spy on our rivals, eh? Assemble the other Regulars and have them meet at school. We'll find a way to Seigaku from there."
Message From: Mukahi Gakuto
"Oh, Yuushi. Have you heard from Atobe yet? I want to know why Jiroh left such a long, annoying message on my phone about Atobe taking him to see 'Fuji-kun from Seigaku' again. Hmph, I'm less than thrilled to be seeing that Kikumaru character again…"
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Oshitari, what kind of slander have you done to ore-sama's name? People now keep questioning me about Tezuka from Seigaku. He already has his wife at Seigaku. That Fuji… Ahem, ore-sama does not appreciate you spreading such rumors… Right…"
(Oshitari enjoys taunting people with his cell phone)
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Recording Twenty-Three: Mukahi Gakuto
"This is Mukahi' Gakuto's phone. The best acrobatics tennis player too, I may add. Much better than that amateur Kikumaru from Seigaku, not to point any fingers. In fact, I bet if Kikumaru and I had a stretching contest right now, I would win, because I—"
"Oh, just tell them to leave a message and stop vocalizing your obsession with Kikumaru already."
"…and leave a message after the tone. For your information, I am not obsessed with Kikumaru! Just ask Yuushi! Stup—"
--Messages--
Message From: Oshitari Yuushi
"Oh! Asking about Atobe, Gakuto? Ah, well, as it turns out, Atobe has fallen madly in love with Tezuka from Seigaku and has decided to drag the rest of us along to spy on him and the rest of his team. Oh right, Fudoumine will be there too. We're supposed to meet at school, so help me call the rest of the Regulars will you? I suppose you may as well tell them to bring their tennis bags. We'll be bored once Atobe tries to have an affair with Fuji's wife. Ohohoho…"
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"If Oshitari has called you, nothing he has said about ore-sama is true."
Message From: Kikumaru Eiji
"Unya! What's with the recording, nya? Heh, did you really think I wouldn't be able to figure out who you were, Hyotei's Mukahi? Nyaha, keep dreaming about beating me! The Golden Pair will always prevail! Oishi and I can take on you and your partner, nya! Nyahaha…"
Special Feature: Blocked number
(Mukahi fumes that his stupid special feature hasn't worked against Kikumaru's phone and gotten in the way of his prank calling…)
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Recording Twenty-Four: Akutagawa Jiroh
"…"
"Jiroh, wake up and recording your phone message."
"…h-huh? Oh… uh… this is…Akutagawa Jiroh's phone. Leave me a message and I'll call you back if…uwah….if I'm not asleep. Oh! Unless you're Fuji-kun from Seigaku or Marui-kun from Rikkai Dai! They're so awesome! Totally cool! I want to play tennis with them! So cooooool… Marui-kun and Fuji-kun are amazing…!"
--Messages--
Message From: Mukahi Gakuto
"…and they called me obsessed?! Oi, I know you get overly excited over those two, but you want to make it a little less obvious? What would people think?"
Message From: Marui Bunta
"Eh? Are you that guy who keeps leaving me cakes at school?! I…LOVE YOU! Those are the best cakes! Yum…eh, but I'm not too sure about those ropes and traps inside. Sanada wasn't very happy when he and Yanagi found me tied up before practice. Heheh, I love sweets…"
(Akutagawa wonders if he could use his cell phone as a way to catch Marui… Puhahah…)
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Recording Twenty-Five: Taki Haginosuke
"Hello! This is the beautiful Taki Haginosuke's phone! Just because I lost my Regular spot to Ohtori doesn't mean I'm still not loved and not to mention beautiful! Leave your name and number after the tone so I may enjoy teasing you later. Sankyuu and have a nice day."
--Messages--
Message From: Shishido Ryou
"Taki, with a message recording like that, I doubt anyone will ever want to call you again. You are not beautiful! I swear I was prettier than you when I had long hair! …wait, that was awkward…never mind…"
Message From: Ohtori Chotarou
"Taki-san! You're not still upset about losing your Regular spot, are you? I'm sorry…um…I think…"
Message From: Oshitari Yuushi
"Ah, well Atobe said to assemble the Regulars and you're really not a Regular…oh well! Anyway, would you like to come along with the other Regulars to spy on Seigaku and Fudoumine? It was Atobe's idea. Well, if you're interested, meet up at school with the rest of us. That will be all. Ja."
(Taki knew people loved him)
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Recording Twenty-Seven: Atobe Keigo
"You have somehow been honored to hear ore-sama's voice on ore-sama's cell phone. I, Atobe Keigo, am not here at the moment to answer your petty call. But go ahead and leave your message after the tone to worship ore-sama. I suppose if you're lucky enough, Kabaji will sort through the messages for me and pick ones that are important enough to call back. Right, Kabaji?"
"…usu…."
"You're lacking spirit, Kabaji! Let's try that again. Right, Kabaji?"
"Usu!"
"Much better. Now, where was I…? Oh, right. Ore-sama is busy with more important matters that phone calls. For example, my hair needs to be done soon. Ah, so go ahead and leave your little message. You may be honored again by ore-sama's return call if you're important enough, my small, insignificant subordinate. That is all."
--Messages--
Message From: Akutagawa Jiroh
"…uuuh…Atobe, your message is so boring. It makes me sleepy…"
Message From: Hiyoshi Wakashi
"…senpai, what was the point of calling again?"
Message From: Oshitari Yuushi
"Well, well! I suppose I can always trust you to make others feel extremely small in your comparison, Atobe. Ahaha. Ah, well I'm sure a genius's phone call must be valuable to you. Otherwise you wouldn't have called me so often, eh? Hmm…or maybe you're just lonely because it's too difficult to pursue Tezuka? Ahahahah… How amusing."
Message From: Mukahi Gakuto
"Uh…Atobe, no offense, really, but I don't think it should really concern me about what you do… I think. Well, have fun spying on Tezuka."
Message From: Kabaji Munehiro
"…usu."
Message From: Shishido Ryou
"What the…?! Way to make people feel loved, Atobe. Are you really making us go spy on Seigaku and Fudoumine?! Yamabuki and St. Rudolf just heard too and I think they're going to try to get there too. Is it supposed to be some kind of big event? Ah…whatever then. See you at school."
Message From: Ohtori Chotarou
"Excuse me for saying, but I'm not too sure why I was forced to call… Somehow your message machine makes me feel a bit awkward though, Atobe-san…"
Message From: Taki Haginosuke
"Oho! Well, some people never change. So I hear from Oshitari you're planning on spying on Seigaku and Fudoumine? I'm sure you won't mind me tagging along then. This could be interesting."
Message From: Tezuka Kunimitsu & Fuji Syusuke
"…Fuji is not my wife."
"That's right, Atobe. Tezuka is my wife."
"…Fuji…"
"Yes, Tezuka?"
"…go change your recording now."
"Oh, but I like it, darling."
"…"
"Won't you give your wife a kiss, Tezuka?"
"…I'm hanging up."
"Aww…right when I was having fun recording things."
"…"
(Atobe enjoys using his phone to make others feel insignificant next to his almightiness)
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A/N: Wow… I'm so surprised by how much positive feedback this fic has been getting. Thank you, everyone ^^;; My apologies for this late chapter; I've been having a bit of writer's block.
Ah…a note, I always did have some problems with liking Atobe, so excuse me if I've made fun of him too much. @_@;; Of course, I can't tell for myself. I think I enjoyed Hiyoshi's the most though…I love him, but I couldn't help making fun of him XD
Heh, I've suddenly got a Rikkai craving (hence, the Marui appearance ^^; ) and these kind of cravings are probably more dangerous than my chocolate cravings so I guess this fic will be expanding greatly…since I've already mentioned Yamabuki and St. Rudolf will be wanting to "spy" on Seigaku and Fudoumine as well. *^^* this brings back the conflict with Kamio, Shinji, and Sengoku of course… *cackle*
Ah! The unknown characters! I'm glad some people have been asking about who they are XD
Mori Tatsunori: He's the guy with the messy black hair on the Fudoumine team. Fudoumine second year who primarily plays with Uchimura (the short guy with the hat). In the match with Seigaku, he played doubles one against the Golden Pair! If you recall, it was the match with the light rain. He's supposed to be very loud and talkative. Hmm… @_@;; judging from his personality , I'd say he's blood type B. ^^; and I believe his birthday is April 18th.
Uchimura Kousuke: Yes, he *is* the short guy with the hat. Mori's doubles partner and was known as the "Front Killer" …well, but that proved rather useless against Kikumaru's acrobatics ^^; He's supposed to be very quiet and introverted, so I'd make a guess that his blood type is O. Birth date is…October 28th.
Taki Haginosuke: Third year at Hyotei. I don't know too much about him. Just that he was the regular before Ohtori took his spot. Eto…he should be the guy with kind of long hair that somewhat hangs over half of his face. I don't know much about his personality, so I guess I can't make a guess of his blood type, but I believe his birthday is October 29… ^^;;
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I *am* amazing XDDD… I don't even know how I know all this stuff o_o; I just remember I picked it up at some time… I think those are really the characters people asked the most about. Well, not Taki I guess *^^* I think he may have been the most difficult to characterize.
About the next chapter… I'll be combining Yamabuki and St. Rudolf since I really *do* know only about half of each team ^^;; I apologize if this is somehow displeasing. For future chapters, I think I want to do Rikkai, Rokkaku, and Jousei too… XD
That's all! Sorry for the long author notes! ^_^V Leave me a review if you can! Thanks for reading!