Disclaimer: I wouldn't be a poor fan fiction writer if I happened to own Tenipuri. I'm not Konomi Takeshi-sensei-sama :DDD
Tenipuri Phone Messages
by: yukuro
Recording Twenty-Eight: Mizuki Hajime
"You've reached Mizuki Hajime. I am not here right now, obviously. If you are Yuuta, leave a message. No messages accepted from protective, good-looking older brothers with blue eyes, please. Well, unless said brother would also like to…"
"Mizuki-san, what are you talking about to yourself over there? Your nose is bleeding."
"Oh, nothing, Yuuta-kun. A-Ah, just leave a message then."
--Messages--
Message From: Fuji Yuuta
"Mizuki-san…your recording is almost as bad as aniki's. Seems like you've been having plenty of nosebleeds lately. I really don't want to find out what you're imagining aniki for… Ugh. I'm hanging up now."
Message From: Akazawa Yoshirou
"…Well, I was going to ask about what you mentioned about running into Shishido from Hyotei at the street tennis courts, but your message…and there's the matter of Yuuta's recording… Just call me when you come up with a plan."
Message From: Kajimoto Takahisa
"Uhm, Mizuki-kun… I'm really busy with the team these days. I don't think I can go play on the street courts again soon—actually, I can't really go at all. As the captain, I have a respo—"
"Hey, guys! Did you hear that?! Kajimoto got asked on a date by that manager from St. Rudolf! Whoo!"
"…I have to go now. Wakato!"
Message From: Fuji Syusuke
"Who the hell are you and how dare provoke my brother. I will break you. Yarou."
(Mizuki notices his little plan didn't seem to work very well *sweatdrop*)
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Recording Twenty-Nine: Yanagisawa Shinya
"This is Yanagisawa Shinya's phone da ne. I'm not here at the moment, da ne. Leave me a message da ne! All girls and Atsushi, I'll call you back da ne. Especially if you're cute da ne…"
--Messages--
Message From: Kisarazu Atsushi
"…sometimes, I worry about you, Yanagisawa…and your recording gives me more of a reason to. I'm not a girl even if I did have long hair before. Oh, well if you're still interested, I have a twin brother who's…kind of…pretty. Ahaha… I'm only kidding. I can't sell you my older brother. By the way, I really don't see any girls calling you anytime soon. Ha, unless you'd like to count Mizuki. Sore ja, ne."
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Oi, nande? Nande, nande… Why do you always say 'da ne' after every sentence? Do you do it because it's funny? Nande? It's like that guy from Hyotei with the 'usu' isn't it?"
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"…call your little double's partner. We're going to Seigaku."
Message From: Momoshiro Takeshi & Kaidoh Kaoru & Echizen Ryoma
"Eh? Oi, Echizen! This isn't pizza delivery service! You gave me the wrong number!"
"Mada mada da ne."
"Don't you 'mada mada da ne' me!"
"Ssss…aren't you leaving a message?"
"Oh yeah. Oh! This is that guy from St. Rudolf…Yanagisawa! Hey, hey! We still have to finish our match sometime! I still wanted to play!"
"I'm not playing doubles again with you, ssss…"
"Quiet, Mamushi! Hey, Yanagisawa, I've got a question for you. Not trying to be mean, but why do you always say that? It's so annoying! Mamushi and I actually agree on it!"
"Mada mada da ne."
"AGH! It's even starting to get annoying with Echizen! And it's supposed to be easier to deal with him because he's so cute!"
"Mada ma—…"
"…ssss…"
"…I'll just hang up before I say anymore embarrassing things on someone's message machine."
"What did you say about me, Momo-senpai?!"
"LALALA! I'm hanging up, Echizen! You didn't hear anything I said!"
"Momoshiro is an idiot. Ssss…"
(Yanagisawa wonders why no girls will call him despite his dashing good looks)
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Recording Thirty: Kisarazu Atsushi
"This is Kisarazu Atsushi's—yes, I really do have a older twin brother—phone. I'm currently unavailable, so leave me a message if you want. Um…Yanagisawa, stay out of trouble. I can't always bail you out. Ja."
--Messages--
Message From: Yanagisawa Shinya
"What's that supposed to mean, Atsushi da ne?! You know I never get in trouble. Hmph da ne. Besides, I can always get Yuuta to bail me out da ne. Oh yeah da ne. Did you hear about the big event at Seigaku da ne? Mizuki wants to crash their practice da ne…"
Message From: Kisarazu Ryou
"Atsushi, kaa-san wants you to come home this weekend. She thinks you're not 'taking care' of yourself over there. And what do you mean you 'really do' have an older twin? People over here can't believe I have a younger twin. Whatever. I'll just see you over the weekend."
Message From: Saeki Kojirou
"Kisarazu-ototou! How've you been since you left? The team misses your cute face. Your ani sure does have a temper these days. Hahah… By the way, keep an eye on Yuuta for me! Ja!"
(Kisarazu—…let's try that again. Kisarazu Atsushi wishes he knew why he even bothers)
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Recording Thirty-One: Akazawa Yoshirou
"This is Akazawa Yoshirou's phone. I'm busy at the moment because Mizuki put me into practicing doubles with Kaneda. AAAAGGGHHH! I hate doubles! I'm a singles player damn it! Not that I have any problem with Kaneda. I kind of like that kid. Maybe Yuuta too. …just leave a message."
--Messages--
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"Akazawa, about running into Shishido, I heard that Seigaku and Fudoumine are having practice together with Hyotei going to spy in. Hyotei has a good idea, I think. This is a perfect opportunity to go and collect data to smash Fuji Syu—I mean, Seigaku. It wouldn't be to bad to gather Fudoumine and Hyotei data as well…"
Message From: Kaneda Ichirou
"I…I'm sorry, Akazawa-buchou! Because of me, you have to play doubles! I'm sorry I had to be your partner. Please don't get angry again!"
(Akazawa wonders when his team got so annoying)
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Recording Thirty-Two: Nomura Takuya
"E-eto, this is Nomura Takuya. I'm not here right now…probably playing tennis. My team is so scary. Fuji-ototou—"
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!"
"Y-Yuuta! I meant Yuuta! …I-I think I'll just go n-now…"
--Messages--
Message From: Fuji Yuuta
"Just because aniki is 'tensai Fuji Syusuke' and I do kind of like him doesn't mean I should be just known as his brother! I'm Yuuta! Get it straight, you! …delete this message after it's been listened to. No…just delete! Delete already! I just said stuff about aniki that…agh!"
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"…oh, I suppose you can come along as well. Call Kaneda and meet at the tennis courts. We're going to Seigaku."
(Nomura wishes he wasn't on such a scary team)
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Recording Thirty-Three: Kaneda Ichirou
"You've reached Kaneda Ichirou! Sorry to miss your call, everyone. Leave me a message if you need to…"
--Messages--
Message From: Akazawa Yoshirou
"Hey! Can't you pay attention to my message?! I specifically said, 'not that I have any problem with Kaneda'! Pay attention when I'm speaking! How are we supposed to play doubles?!"
Message From: Nomura Takuya
"Kaneda! You're the only one I feel safe calling! Mizuki wants us to meet by the tennis courts. Something about going to Seigaku… I wonder how Fu—Yuuta is going to react around his brother."
(Kaneda wishes he could turn down the volume on Akazawa's recording)
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Recording Thirty-Four: Fuji Yuuta
"This is Fuji Yuuta. Actually, this is Yuuta. Just Yuuta. In fact, let's just start over again. This is Yuuta's phone. I'm busy at the moment because—oww… I'm so sore from training… Anyway, I'm busy and can't come to the phone, sorry. Aniki, please stop calling me at three in the morning. I'm not going to be molested."
"Oh, Yuuuuuuuta-kuuun! Time for your physical training!"
"But, Mizuki-san… I just finished…"
"Oh no you didn't. I need to supervise you. If I didn't see you, it doesn't count. You want to defeat Fuji Syusuke-kun, don't you?!"
"…Mizuki-san, my phone is recording…"
"…Really, now? Ahem, well hurry up and finish. You can't get out of training that easily, Yuuta-kun."
"Um…right… Leave a message after the tone. Aniki, I'm guessing you're not going to stop calling now, are you?"
"Yuuta-kun!"
"…coming!"
--Messages--
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"Ahahah…! Yuuta-kun, your recording is so amusing to listen to. That'll teach that Fuji Syusuke-kun… Anyway! Good news, I suppose. Come meet the rest of the team in front of the tennis courts as soon as you can. We're going to drop by the big practice at Seigaku. Fudoumine and Hyotei are supposed to be there too. Come out and meet us now!"
Message From: Yanagisawa Shinya
"Oho, Yuuta da ne! Just what kind of physical training do you do da ne? It is tennis training, right? I want to play against you in tennis da ne! Heh, I was just wondering what your brother would think about this da ne…"
Message From: Kisarazu Atsushi
"Hmm… I see why that guy was concerned about you. Well, uh, I'm sure you heard about going to Seigaku already. Oh right. When you deal with Mizuki, don't work to hard…and if something else happens, I guess a good punch will do. You seem to be good at that. Maybe it would be a better idea to keep your brother out of this one. As much as I hate to admit it, we do need Mizuki on the team. See you then."
Message From: Nomura Takuya
"I…I think I'm just even more afraid of you now…"
Message From: Akazawa Yoshirou
"Yuuta! Don't let any bad things happen to you with Mizuki. You're one of those kids I actually like. We need you to take over St. Rudolf's tennis team for us next year! If your 'training' gets out of hand, use your racquet! It has more than one purpose!"
Message From: Saeki Kojirou
"Oh…now I'm glad you have two senpai looking out for you over there, Yuuta. Have Yanagisawa and Kisarazu-ototou been doing their jobs as senpai? Heh, Yuuta… No wonder Fuji's so worried about you all the time. Take care of yourself too. Syusuke's bound to go after your 'Mizuki-san' sooner or later! Ja!"
Message From: Echizen Ryoma
"You're that guy I beat before, right? Aren't you Fuji-senpai's little brother?"
Message From: Fuji Syusuke
"…I'll kill him, Yuuta. Just wait for me right there. You see my reason to call you all the time right? You have too many bad influences there. Come home more often. Your aniki misses you very much. Nee-san too. You call our parents sometimes, but… Yuuta, I'll kill him for you. Ano kuso yarou…"
(Yuuta wonders what the hell everyone's so worried about. It's just weights training!)
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A/N: x.x;; noticeably, I changed my mind… Eh, gomen! This chapter is shorter than the rest. St. Rudolf had me stumped for a while. I know most fans don't really know most of the characters and just the main ones. Hopefully Yuuta-kun himself has offered enough entertainment for this chapter x] I may have made more fun of Mizuki then I intended to as well *lol*
o.o; hey! Today's Marui Bunta-kun's birthday! *fangirl squeal*
Yamabuki and Jousei Shounan are next up for sure… I have Yamabuki torture session planned quite well in my head *cackle*
Quick side-note…
rei-chan921: thank you very much for correct my mistake on Taki ^^'' I admit Hyotei isn't my strong point. I only really know Seigaku and Fudoumine. XD that just goes to show my sources are still mada mada da ne.
SIB: thank you for your long review ;_; it made me happy.
o;; all my other reviewers, thank you very, very, very much! I love you guys! REALLY! I wish I had enough time and space on the page to write a response to every one of you, but schoolwork kills me x_x; Thanks for supporting me!!