Disclaimer: yuku wishes she owned Tenipuri...not that it would ever happen. Aww... o.o
Tenipuri Phone Messages
by: yukuro
Recording Thirty-Five: Dan Taichi
"Da da da dan! This is Dan Taichi's phone desu. I'm very sorry, but I'm not here to answer the phone right now, desu. I'm working hard to practice tennis so I can play almost as well as amazing Echizen-kun from Seigaku desu! I'll make Akutsu-senpai proud of me for sure desu! E-Eto desu ne… Just leave me a message then…desu."
--Messages--
Message From: Sengoku Kiyosumi & Muromachi Touji
"Ah, Dan-kun! You're so adorable. Come play with nii-chan here some time. I want to play tennis with you!"
"…Sengoku-san, you sound like some old pervert."
"Hahah, it was only a joke, Muromachi-kun!"
"That doesn't really change anything about how creepy you sounded back there, Sengoku-san…"
"Anyway, Dan-kun! So I heard you ran into some people at the street tennis courts. Any ideas for the day? I'll be waiting for your call! Ja!"
Message From: Akutsu Jin
"There had better be a good reason for calling me, Taichi. You had better call me back and tell me what this is all about. Mentioning that Seigaku kozo… Call back immediately. Got that?"
Message From: Katou Kachirou & Mizuno Katsuo & Horio Satoshi
"Sugoi, Dan-kun! I was surprised when I heard about the cell phone plan for the Regular team for Seigaku, but I didn't know the other schools have phones too! That must be great…"
"Oh, Dan-kun! Kachirou-kun and I hope you can come play tennis with us again sometime. Maybe you can teach us a few things that you've learned."
"Yes, and I, Horio-sama, with my two years tennis experience will also gladly tea—"
"Horio-kun! We didn't ask you!"
"But I have two years tennis experience! Two years!"
"Horio-kun, you've already been defeated by Dan-kun…"
"That was just because I was surprised!"
"That's terrible to say, Horio-kun! You still can't defeat Dan-kun! Dan-kun! You should come practice with us again to prove it! You know where to find us!"
"Ja ne!"
(Dan is flattered by the number of calls he has received desu!)
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Recording Thirty-Six: Muromachi Touji
"This is Muromachi Touji's phone. I'm not here to answer your call right now, so leave a message and I'll get back to you once Sengoku-san finishes dragging me around. He should really just go with Minami-san. Sengoku-san is the vice captain, after all…"
--Messages--
Message From: Dan Taichi
"Muromachi-senpai! I just asked Minami-buchou about meeting at Seigaku today desu. I heard Fudoumine, Hyotei, and St. Rudolf are going for practice or something like that desu. I've been calling the other Regular members about this too desu. Can you make it today? I hope so desu!"
Message From: Minami Kentarou
"Ah, maybe you've already heard from Dan or Sengoku about the meeting at Seigaku. I guess we may be dropping in unexpectedly, haha… Well! It's a good opportunity! See you then!"
Message From: Nitobe Inakichi & Kita Ichimura
"Oi, Muromachi. Kita and I were talking about it earlier about something. But that was getting us nowhere so we just decided to call and ask you about something."
"Oh, just ask him already, Nitobe. This was your idea."
"But you were equally curious!"
"…fine, fine."
"Ok! Hey, Muromachi! How do you see out of those dark sunglasses all the time?! That's awesome!"
"You even wear them indoors! Can you really see?!"
"That's so cool…"
"Yeah…"
(Muromachi sighs at the strangeness of his team members)
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Recording Thirty-Seven: Minami Kentarou
"Yo! You've reached Minami Kentarou. I'm busy at the moment, so please leave me a message. Heh, if you need me elsewhere, I'll probably be practicing doubles with Higashikata! Oh, and to Fudoumine's Kamio-kun, I'm Yamabuki's captain! Don't forget me this time! Haha, Sengoku hasn't forgotten you!"
--Messages--
Message From: Kamio Akira
"Uh, this is Kamio from Fudoumine. Sorry about that time… But I really didn't know who you were. I'm not even sure how I knew Sengoku-san… Oh right, you're Sengoku-san's captain, right? Um, can you tell him to stop calling me? My best friend is getting kind of edgy whenever he calls… Thanks…"
Message From: Dan Taichi
"Minami-buchou! This is Dan desu. So we really are going to Seigaku then? Uwaaah! I can't wait to see Echizen-kun play desu! He must have gotten much better already! I'm going to go practice desu!"
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"You're the captain of Yamabuki, aren't you? Good. This is Mizuki from St. Rudolf. I have an issue to discuss with you. The colors of your uniform do not contrast well. The green, orange, and yellow give off an Irish effect. This is Japan! Pick new colors! I would be happy consult you on new colors."
Message From: Sengoku Kiyosumi
"Oooooh, Minami! Seigaku and Fudoumine, eh? Lucky! I'll get to see Omoshiro-kun play tennis again and Rhythm-kun's flustered face all at once! Thanks for the great opportunity, heh. Anyway, you Jimmies better practice hard to play against Seigaku again! Ah, I'm so lucky…"
(Minami again wonders why he had to pick the almighty-teasing Sengoku for his vice captain)
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Recording Thirty-Eight: Akutsu Jin
"Akutsu da. Don't leave me a message or I'll pound your face in. Yarou."
--Messages--
Message From: Kawamura Takashi
"Um, Akutsu. I hope you're doing well. I was surprised when I heard you got a cell phone too. Now we can keep in touch! Stay out of trouble, ok?"
--Automated Response:
"Didn't I tell you not to leave a message?! I know where you live…"
Message From: Dan Taichi
"Akutsu-senpai! I've been working really hard, desu. I hope you can come meet with us when we go to Seigaku today desu. I hope I can show you how hard I've worked on playing tennis like Echizen-kun desu! I hope you'll consider coming desu!"
--Automated Response:
"Left a message again?! I'll hunt you down…"
Message From: Sengoku Kiyosumi
"Ooh! Akutsu! Your recording is so funny, haha. I can imagine you doing something like that… So are you coming with the rest of the team today? Even though you quit the club, it'll be a good opportunity! Seigaku…! Ah, today's lucky color is blue! See you then!"
--Automated Response:
"Teme…ignored my warning again?! I don't care who you are, I'm sending you straight to hell!"
Special Feature: Personal automated responses to messages
(Akutsu notices it's always the same annoying people that never heed his warnings)
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Recording Thirty-Nine: Sengoku Kiyosumi
"This is Sengoku Kiyosumi's phone! Sorry I had to miss your call…or maybe I'm lucky because I did! Heheh, jodan, jodan! Leave me a message after the beep! Oh, and Fudousan's Rhythm-kun, I want to see you again! Hahah, you're so cute when you're angry…"
"Sengoku-san…what are you saying on your recording?"
"Heh, nothing interesting. Leave a message! Sore ja!"
--Messages--
Message From: Minami Kentarou & Higashikata Masami
"Oi, Sengoku! Haven't I told you tons of times not to call us 'the Jimmies' in public? It's kind of embarrassing! Isn't it, Higashikata?!"
"Right, right!"
"Agh…so I'll forgive you this time. Go get ready for meeting up at Seigaku! I heard of a whole bunch of schools are heading over to spy and stuff. Fudoumine was invited, Hyotei's Atobe is planning on bring his team to go crash…"
"St. Rudolf's Mizuki is bringing his team too."
"Aaah…! This is going to be huge! Yamabuki won't lose this time! Even if Sengoku is stalking that second year from Fudoumine!"
"Rig—… Stalking?"
"Never mind."
Message From: Nitobe Inakichi & Kita Ichimura
"Oh! Lucky Sengoku, are you lucky enough to get a date with a second year?!"
"Hey, Nitobe…isn't 'Rhythm-kun' a boy? That really fast redhead from Fudoumine—the vice captain?"
"…oh yeah. Hmm…that's interesting… Maybe it's like those times when he jokes strangely about Dan-kun…"
"If you say so…"
Message From: Kamio Akira
"E-Eh?! Sengoku-san, please… Um, I think it'll be ok for us to play tennis sometime. With our teams of course. By the way, I've been meaning to tell you, my school's name is Fudoumine, not Fudousan! Oh yeah…if you don't mind, can you return Shinji's phonebook? He's not very happy about you taking it. Nothing else happened between you two did it? Because…well, Shinji won't leave a five foot radius of me now. Right…maybe you should just return the phonebook. Thank you."
Message From: Ibu Shinji
"Oh. This is that annoying-lucky-guy-from-Yamabuki-who-stole-my-phonebook's phone. You should give me my phonebook back. It's rude to take other people's things. You're so impolite. Stop calling Kamio. Kamio is my best friend so I won't let you keep calling him because it's so annoying. Besides, I knew him before you. He's mine…you're so annoying…if you're so lucky you should find someone else other than Kamio who's younger than you and goes to a different school and is my best friend… hmph…stupid lucky guy…"
(Sengoku greatly enjoys use of his phone ::niko niko::)
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Recording Forty: Tanaka Youhei & Kouhei
"This is Tanaka Youhei's—"
"—and Kouhei's—"
"—phone. The team made us share a phone just because we're twins and—"
"—people can barely tell us apart because they keep calling me 'Youhei' and I'm Kouhei! So the team just thought—"
"—to make us share a phone so people can just leave messages for us both on one phone. I don't know what's wrong with some people. Kouhei and I look—"
"—absolutely nothing alike! We even have different hair colors! Really, what's—"
"—wrong with people? We're not that confusing as twins! We don't even really do 'twin' things!"
"Zenzen!"
"Anyway, just go ahead and leave a message then."
"Don't forget to specify which one of us it's for if you can remember."
--Messages--
Message From: Kajimoto Takahisa
"Youhei, Kouhei, I've just been informed about a big event at Seigaku. Oishi invited our team over for practice. I think I heard something about Fudoumine being there too. Meet up at school as soon as you get this message. See you bother later then."
Message From: Kisarazu Atsushi
"Huh. You probably don't know me. I totally understand your twin pain though. I have a twin too…except we go to different schools now. Hmm…I never thought of different hair colors though. Maybe we should try that…"
"Don't even think about changing your lovely hair color, Atsushi da ne!"
"…where'd you come from?"
Message From: Wakato Hiroshi
"Oh, Youhei and Kouhei! Do you two want to join my cheering band too? Lately they don't seem to be loud enough for almighty godliness. I'm recruiting! Now if I can just get Kajimoto to wave an 'I love Wakato' banner…heh heh…"
(Tanaka-futago want their own separate phones!)
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Recording Forty-One: Kajimoto Takahisa
"You've reached Kajimoto Takahisa. I'm unable to answer your call at the moment, sumimasen deshita. Please leave me a message after the tone and I'll call you back as soon as I'm able too. Thanks."
--Messages--
Message From: Oishi Syuichirou
"Kajimoto! This is Oishi from Seigaku! I'm glad to hear you can join us for practice. This way we can play doubles too. Thanks again for doing us this favor!"
Message From: Shinjyou Reiji
"I heard about our practice with Seigaku from Hanamura-sensei. She says she wants you to persuade Echizen-kun to transfer to Jousei. Hmph. I don't see the point though…"
Message From: Wakato Hiroshi
"Hoi, Kajimoto! Seigaku, eh? Hanamura-sensei must be happy about seeing Echizen-kun again! Oh yeah, do you want to join my cheer band too?! Aaaah… I only wish we could see our beloved buchou in a skirt. Hahah… You wouldn't look that bad! Uh…that was awkward. I'm not going to be in trouble, am I? Oh yeah…you had better not go on that date with that St. Rudolf manager! I ne—I mean, our team needs you more than he does! …I'm just going to hang up now."
Message From: Mizuki Hajime
"Ah, Kajimoto-kun! Zanen deshita! I'm so disappointed we won't be able to play at the street tennis courts again soon. Playing doubles with you was so much fun. Haha… Don't forget to keep calling me! I'll be waiting for you!"
(Kajimoto has no comments about the messages he has received ::sweatdrop::)
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Recording Forty-Two: Wakato Hiroshi
"You've reached the amazing, beautiful, sexy Wakato Hiroshi-sama! Leave me a message, girls! I'll get back to you as soon as possible! Oh, and guys… Um… I guess you can leave a message too. I'm not available for dates though. Hahaha! Ja!"
--Messages--
Message From: Kiriyama Daichi
"Wakato-san! Your fangirls went crazy after our last tournament and they attacked the singles three player you played against! Maybe you shouldn't be recruiting so many people… Eh, that's just my opinion though, Wakato-san…"
Message From: Kajimoto Takahisa
"W-Wakato! What's with this talk about a skirt?! I think you have enough cheerleaders for you. I really worry about you sometimes… I was not asked on a date by Mizuki-kun! He just wanted to play tennis…um…I think. The team needs some more practice, so I don't have time to slack off. Why are you so worried anyway? A-Ah… see you at Seigaku…"
Message From: Tanaka Youhei & Kouhei
"Wakato-san, I'll admit I think you're really cool…"
"I agree with Youhei, but Wakato-san, we're on the team too! Don't you think half the school is already enough screeching girls with banners screaming your name?!"
"I want to be in Kajimoto-buchou's cheer band!"
"Hey! That was my idea!"
"Was not!"
"Was too!"
Message From: Random Fangirls
"Kyaa! Wakato-kun! We took care of that horrible boy that dared win a single game against you!"
"No one defeats Wakato-kun!"
"Kyaaaaaaaa!"
(Wakato is glad he now has another way to get love and attention from his many devoted fans)
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A/N: =.=;; I can't believe how long it took for this chapter to get out. I'm ashamed of myself! XoX;; Ack! Sorry, everyone! I've been unable to get to a computer for the last few days. n n; I apologize tons for my slowness!
Eh, for those of you who actually read these notes, I've got a small survey question thing! (this would be where I insert a funny lil face, but ff.net isn't letting me insert it n.n) The whole Sengoku/Kamio/Ibu triangle got me thinking… Who deserves Kamio-kun more? Sengoku or Ibu-kun? O.o;; I have to see how to put those three x]
Oh! A few people have been asking me about the big event that's been the whole semi-plot of this :D Yes, yes, I fully intended on writing an epilogue for this story with the event as the topic. Two more chapters to go and then the big event! Rokkaku and Rikkai Dai up next! XD
Thanks again for reading! You guys are the best! ;.; ::huuuuug x 12387!!::