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Tenipuri Phone Messages
by: yukuro
Recording Forty-Three: Aoi Kentarou
"Konnichiwa! This is Aoi Kentarou's phone! Sorry I'm not here to answer your call right now, but leave me a message and I'll call you back as soon as possible! I'm going back to practice tennis now! Last time Echizen-kun's match really impressed me! I'm going to work hard now! Leave a message!"
--Messages--
Message From: Echizen Ryoma
"You have a really loud voice. Don't yell into the phone. It hurts my ears. We'll see about a match though."
Message From: Saeki Kojirou
"Yo, Kentarou! You know, good thing we came to visit Tokyo today. There's some kind of huge event at Seigaku going on today. That Fudoumine that lost to Rikkai Dai Fuzoku is practicing with them and Jousei Shounan was invited too. There are some rumors about other schools dropping by, but I'm not sure… Heh, maybe I'll see Yuuta there too! I'll go call the others."
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Oi, nande? Nande? Why did you mention Seigaku's Echizen-kun in your message? Why not Kaidoh-kun? Nande? Why not that that interesting bendy guy that has plaster on his face? Nande, nande? Why does he have plaster on his face? Why is that Fuji always smiling? Nande?"
Message From: Amane "David" Hikaru
"We're taking time off to go to Tokyo? Osoreooi na Aoi. Pfft!"
Message From: Kurobane Harukaze
"Um, warning: Davide's calling everyone to make fun of their names. I think I'll wear boots next time I kick him… What is with the lame jokes all the time? Mou…"
(Aoi jumps up and down at the thought of going to Seigaku—thank goodness for the cell phone!)
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Recording Forty-Four: Kisarazu Ryou
"This is Kisarazu Ryou. Yes, I really am related to St. Rudolf's Kisarazu. Stop calling me to ask! I'll beat you in tennis! Go away!"
--Messages--
Message From: Kisarazu Atsushi
"I didn't know it was so horrible being related to me, jeez… Oh, and tell kaa-san I'll come back over the weekend then. I'm fine over here though. You would know. Oh, I've got to go somewhere with my team now… Come see me at St. Rudolf if you're really in Tokyo today. Ja."
Message From: Shudou Satoshi
"Nice to see that you're so proud of you brother in St. Rudolf. Hahah! Hey, where'd you guys go on the train? Sae and I can find you guys anywhere… Heard something about going to Seigaku though… Call me back when you get this message."
Message From: Saeki Kojirou
"Ah, Tokyo is really nice! So are you planning on dropping by St. Rudolf to visit your brother? Heh, that'd be fun to see you two next to each other again. Call me if you're going! I'll go visit Yuuta there! I definitely want to stop by Seigaku too. Fuji's there after all…heh heh…"
Message From: Yanagisawa Shinya & Fuji Yuuta
"Oooh…! Are you really Atsushi's older twin da ne?"
"Obviously, Yanagisawa-senpai. He even said so in his recording."
"Ah! Then he must be cute like Atsushi da ne!"
"I don't think Kisarazu-senpai would appreciate you calling him that…"
"What, da ne? Cute? Oh, Yuuta! Doesn't your brother's boyfriend go to the same school as Atsushi's brother da ne?!"
"W-What?! Aniki doesn't have a boyfriend! If you're talking about Saeki, we're all just good friends!"
"Does Mizuki know da ne?"
"…Yangisawa-senpai…!"
"O-Oi da ne! That' hurts da ne! Do you really think of me as your senpai da ne?!"
"I'm hanging your phone up."
Message From: Amane "David" Hikaru
"Kanarazu Kisarazu. Pfft!"
(Kisarazu Ryou can only glare at his phone in twitching silence)
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Recording Forty-Five: Kurobane Harukaze
"Yo, this is Kurobane Harukaze's phone. If you've called because you want me to shut Davide up with his stupid jokes, I'll give him a kick for you. If you've called for some other reason, leave a message after the beep or whatever it is. I'll get back to you whenever I have time. I'll never know though…keeping Davide in check is practically a twenty-four hour job. Agh…and those horrible jokes…! I won't even say anymore about it."
--Messages--
Message From: Amane "David" Hikaru
"My jokes are not 'horrible'! If you just paid attention to them, you'd see the true humor in puns. Oi! And why do you have to kick me every time I say something?! Ikku to kikku! Pfft!"
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Nande? Why do you always kick Davide? Why is he always telling bad jokes? Does he really think they're funny? Nande? Oi, nande?"
Message From: Aoi Kentarou & Kisarazu Ryou
"M-MOSHI MOSHI?! BANE-SAN! THIS IS AOI! I'M CALLING FROM THE TRAIN STATION! THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE HERE! WHERE DID YOU ALL RUN OFF TO? I'M WITH KISARAZU-SENPAI RIGHT NOW, BUT WHERE DID THE REST OF YOU GO?"
"…can you lower your voice a little?"
"WHAT WAS THAT, KISARAZU-SENPAI?"
"…lower your voice…!"
"WHAT?!"
"…lower your voice!"
"SPEAK UP, I REALLY CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
"LOWER YOUR VOICE! EVERYONE IS STARING AT YOU!!"
"…OH."
"… Call us back when you get this message, Kurobane."
"SUMIMASEN DESHITA!"
"Just shut up already!"
Message From: Saeki Kojirou
"Yo, Bane-san! It's Saeki! Heh, as much fun as it is wandering around, I'd like to find everyone. I'm with Shudou at the moment, but we can't seem to find you or the others. You're not still at the train station are you? Give us a call soon. We still have to get to Seigaku! Heh, heh…"
Message From: Amane "David" Hikaru
"Oops. I forgot to ask. Did you find the others yet?"
"Davide, what are you doing?"
"Leaving a message on your…phone?"
"…hang up, baka!"
(Kurobane simply shakes his head and sighs)
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Recording Forty-Six: Amane "David" Hikaru
"You've reached Amane Hikaru's phone. I'm not here right now for some reason. My beautiful hair keeps me busy. Haha… Anyway, leave me a message on the cell phone after the funny little beep. Heh, denwa wa hen da! Pfft!"
--Messages--
Message From: Atobe Keigo
"Rokkaku, eh? I'll have you know that ore-sama, Atobe, have much more beautiful hair than you! I wash my hair three times a day with the best shampoo there is and it must be more expensive than you can afford. While I do so, I also…"
-- Message Deleted --
Message From: Ibu Shinji
"I don't know why I called but Momoshiro from Seigaku muttered something about us getting along well or something like that. I don't know what he means though since I don't see any way to get to know you because your recording just has a really lame joke on it and it's really actually stupid because…"
-- Message Deleted --
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Oi, nande, nande? Why are you always telling stupid jokes? Do you think they're really funny or something? Nande? Why do you always make your hair like t hat before every match? Nande?"
-- Message Deleted --
Message From: Shudou Satoshi
"Davide! It's Shudou. I'm with Sae right now, but we don't know where the rest of you went! Are you with Bane and have you heard from Aoi or Kisarazu? Call us back!"
-- Message Deleted --
"…whoops."
-- Message Retrieved --
(Amane wonders why no one likes his jokes)
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Recording Forty-Seven: Itsuki Marehiko
"Nande? Nande? Why do we all need phones? We pretty much see each other everyday. Why do we have to have phones? Why should I say 'this is Itsuki Marehiko. Leave a message'? Nande, nande?"
--Messages--
Message From: Random Caller
"…are you aware of the fact that that is incredibly annoying?"
(Itsuki wants to know why none of his teammates will call him. Nande, nande?)
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Recording Forty-Eight: Shudou Satoshi
"Hello? Oh…uh…this is Shudou. Shudou Satoshi… Right…um…leave a message…"
--Messages--
Message From: Kisarazu Ryou
"Shudou, it's Kisarazu. You're with Saeki, aren't you? Have you gotten a hold of the others yet? No one's been picking up their phones for some reason. I'm with Aoi right now. We're waiting at the train station for the rest of you to meet up with us. Anyway, come to the train station. We'll be waiting."
Message From: Kurobane Harukaze
"Yo! It's Kurobane here. Eh, I'm here with Davide and I got a call from Kisarazu and Kentarou earlier. I guess that just means you, Sae-san, and Itsuki are missing. Since Kisarazu and Kentarou said they're at the train station still, I guess we'll go meet them there. Hmm… I guess we're really going to Seigaku then…?"
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Why did we all have to separate? Nande? Why did everyone wander away? Why am I standing outside of the bathroom of the train station right now? Why can't I find anyone? How are we going to find everyone again? Nande?"
(Shudou stares at his phone with a twitching eye)
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Recording Forty-Nine: Saeki Kojirou
"Yo! You've reached Saeki Kojirou's phone! Sorry I'm not here to answer the phone right now, but please leave me a message after the beep. Ah, it's nice having a cell phone…! It reminds me of that time Yuuta chewed up the phone cord when he was angry because Fuji punched and knocked out the guy that picked on him and wouldn't let him fight his own fight. I couldn't call home for hours… Hahah, good memories…"
--Messages--
Message From: Fuji Yuuta & Yanagisawa Shinya
"S-Saeki-san! I can't believe you said something like that on your recording! That's so embarrassing!"
"Soooo… It's not your brother with the boyfriend, it's you isn't it, Fuji-ototou da ne?"
"NO! And stop calling me that! We're just friends so leave me alone! Saeki-san! Come on…!"
"Does Mizuki know about this da ne?"
"WE'RE JUST FRIENDS!"
"If you say so…da ne…"
"AGH!"
Message From: Aoi Kentarou
"SAE-SAN! I'M WITH KISARAZU RIGHT NOW AT THE TRAIN STATION! CAN YOU AND SHUDOU-SAN COME DOWN HERE RIGHT AWAY? OH, HEY! KISARAZU JUST CAME BACK FROM THE BATHROOM AND FOUND ITSUKI-SAN! BANE-SAN CALLED TO SAY HE'S ON HIS WAY OV ER SO WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR YOU NOW! OK, I'M GOING TO HANG UP NOW BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON EVERYONE IS STARING AT ME! SEE YOU SOON!"
Message From: Kisarazu Atsushi
"I heard from my brother you guys are in Tokyo today. Come visit us at St. Rudolf if you have time. Not right now though, I guess since Mizuki is dragging us off somewhere. Right…well, see you later than."
Message From: Itsuki Marehiko
"Nande? Why is Kisarazu so angry? Why is Aoi so loud? Nande? Why did you guys wander off? Why did you split from the group? Nande?"
Message From: Kurobane Harukaze
"Uh, hey, Sae… Don't you think it's kind of weird to talk about things like that on your recording? Oh well. Anyway, Davide and I are heading back to the train station. Hopefully we can get everyone together there. Jeez, our team is so disorganized…"
Message From: Fuji Syusuke
"Ah, Saeki! It's Fuji. Your recording brings back such fond memories… I remember that time so clearly. Yuuta was so cute when he was chewing on the phone cord. I'm glad I knocked that guy out on the playground with a bloody nose and a missing tooth. Ah, fond memories indeed…"
Message From: Tezuka Kunimitsu
"You…hn."
(Saeki grins broadly at his phone. Leaving recordings is so much fun!)
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A/N: .;; I'm sorry for the extremely long wait. Between studying for tests and Hikaru no Go (which really is a huge distraction XD) I've just been so packed with work… :grumble: Hopefully I can get back on track somehow -.-;
Anyway, thanks everyone for your support and patience! Leave me a review if possible! :D --not the sarcastic one o.o
Dabide-kun's puns:
"osoreooi na Aoi" – pretty roughly "generous Aoi"
"kanarazu Kisarazu" – "no matter what/without fail, Kisarazu"
"ikku to kikku" – "a phrase and a kick"
"denwa wa hen da" – "phones are weird"
n.n; I pathetically tried, everyone… pathetically XD