10 Things that Never Happened to a WyndhamPrice

by pari106

10 100-word drabbles inspired by a challenge at TtH. Involves situations Wesley Wyndham-Price has never been in - a crossover with Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Minority Report, Charmed, Cat Woman...and others.

4. Here, Kitty kitty

Here, Kitty kitty…

series: 10 Things that Never Happened to a Wyndham-Price

by pari

[ A response to the 10 Things that Never Happened challenge at TtH (#389) ]

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Wesley and co. belong to Joss; Cat Woman was created by DC Comics.

Summary: 10 things that never happened to Wesley Wyndham-Price. This part: Wesley never… met a woman with a similar taste in battle accessories?

"Now, now. It happens to men all the time. You just got a little excited and… misfired."

Wesley paused in his struggles. The vamps he'd been pursuing were gone; a leather-clad female was pressed intimately against him. He was tangled up in the cord of her whip, as she was in his.

"I did not misfire, madam. I was aiming at you. How was I to know you weren't one of them, in that get-up?"

"Hmm. You aimed, you fired, you caught me. What now? Gonna keep me?"

Wesley swallowed at the thought and…

Good God, did she just purr?