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We see the life boat falling fast.

Strong Sad: We are coming in too fast. We are doomed.

They were all doomed except three, but I shouldn't need to tell you.

A few hours later...

At the crashed life boat, "I'm a trendy tote bag!" "What? Are you another one of those voices in my head? Hey Stwong Bad" said a groggy Homestar. "The Cheat, make me an omelet", responded a half asleep Strong Bad. "Meah me mena mah." Strong Bad then woke up with a jump, "Ali! Where? Wait, The Cheat, stop using that to wake me up." Strong Bad then kicks The Cheat, and sends him lying. "MMMEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" screamed The Cheat,

"I forgot how to eat."

"Shut up."

"You can hear the voices in my head too?"

"I said Shut up" Strong Bad then uses a nearby assault rifle and hits Homestar in the gut as The Cheat comes back to the boat. "Oww... those things are bad for you" said a hurt Homestar. "Meah me maena mah." "What a covenant drop ship is closing in? Let's hide in the hills." commanded Strong Bad.

On nearby hill, "The Cheat, where's DumbFace?" asked Strong Bad.

The Cheat points towards the life boat and lets out a "Meh." Strong Bad looks towards the life boat to see Homestar prancing around like an idiot as the dropship is about to land. The dropship stops just floating and watching Homestar prancing around like an idiot. "Goodbye Dumbface." Said Strong Bad expecting Homestar to be turned into a idiotic prancing pile of dust.

But to everyone's surprise the dropship and the two nearby Banshees land, and all the covenant come out and start prancing around like idiots, just like Homestar.

Strong Bad just stares at the scene and cracks up. Homestar comes up to the group and says, "Hey guys what's so funny?" Strong Bad stops laughing and says, "You, you idiot."

"Oh, ok." says a confused Homestar.

Out of nowhere, blue bouncy balls fall out of the sky on the covenant up on top of the hill and then a Grunt says "PLASMA GRENADES! RUN!" then all the covenant start running away, not aware of the fact that that they were just blue bouncy balls.

The group goes onward until they come to the first light tower to see a familiar face trying to cook a plasma grenade. "Why can't I make a fire?" says a distraught King of Town; (ohh a semi colon, fear its semi-ness) while the Poop Smith is standing near the King of Town holding up a sign that says "someone please talk some sense into him since I can't." "Hello King", says Homestar. Then Strong Bad says "You do know that that thing is not food." "More for me then" response the obese king.

"Hey man, we got Covenant dropships coming in." yells Bubs. Everyone except The King of Town is preparing for the Covenant onslaught, loading their assault rifles with grim faces as the dropships land.

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A picture of the King of Town's face appears.

"They tell me not to but I still eats it!"

Plasma Grenades are not blah blah blah blah.

The light tower scene is shown with Covenant bodies everywhere.

PomPom's voice bubbles over the radio"Your giving us a car?" says Homestar. "That's great!" says an excited Strong Bad. "I see you PomPom. We need you to pick everyone up." Commands Homestar.

In the background Bubs can be seen talking to one of the dead elites, "Let's see, getting shot cost $10 you got shot 136 times so that comes up to $1,672 dollars with tax." The King of Town appears out of nowhere and yells "I smell food!"

As the Pelican comes in and drops a Warthog and in the gunner position of the Warthog was Marshie in a helmet and says, "Marshie reporting for duty."

The King of Town noticing Marshie exclaims, "MARSHMELLOWS!" then tries to eat Marshie. Marshie while running away from the King of Town says "Leave me alone you creepy old man."

Strong Bad hops in the Warthog's driver seat and says, "I'm driving." The Cheat hops in the passenger seat with a sniper rifle and Homestar gets in the back.

Since the author is lazy right now we will skip to right before the last lifeboat.

(A/N: it is the one near the cliff.)

"Hey Stwong Bad, I figured out how to work this thing" says Homestar in the back of the 'Hog. Strong Bad sarcastically says "That's great stupid." Strong Bad then drives up to the light tower and Homestar opens fire on the Covenant force, but instead of bullets it shoots marshmallows "What? Marshmellows? Figures" says Strong Bad. The marshmallows are going so fast they knock out the covenant and eventually all the covenant are knocked out "I will go in the underground entrance and get the marines. Dumbface, watch the Warthog, The Cheat, watch Dumbface."

A little bit later....

As Strong Bad is seen exiting the tunnel thing as he hears Homestar's Voice from far away say, "Hey Stwong Bad."

Strong Bad looks up to see Homestar with the Warthog on top of the light tower and yells "What the crap? How'd you get up there?"

The Cheat who is right behind Strong Bad says "Meh mena maehna."

Strong Bad then explains to The Cheat, "So you tricked Dumbface to get in the Warthog while you detonated grenades under it. Not bad, but how do we get him down?"

Homestar who is right behind The Cheat and Strong Bad says, "Hey guys."

Strong Bad who is surprised and jumps in the air, "Homestar? How the crap did you get down?" Homestar simply said "I drove." "But the Warthog is up there" said Strong Bad.

"Your probably right" responded Homestar. "Meh mane menie mah" interjected The Cheat. "Your right The Cheat, let's get on PomPom's Pelican" agreed Strong Bad

There it is the other chapter from the first edition of my first fiction. Now I can get to work on the other levels and more original stuff with this fiction. Please review just click the button fill out the form and get an Assault Rifle, and don't forget to give me cookies when you review.