Yay! More people reviewed! I would like to thank The Terminator, zeroray, and Masterful Foxboy A. Keysooneraer for reviewing (and Masterful Foxboy A. Keysooneraer for the cookies, yum.) Ok, ummm there is nothing I have left to say, so on with the show!

Disclaimer: If I didn't own or Halo now what makes you think I do now? Unless, I used a scorpion to claim them as my own. The word cartographically is mine though.

Chapter 4: Cartographically Challenged

As the movie starts two Pelicans are advancing towards the beach. Inside the Pelicans are you the trio and the Cheat Commandos. Pom Pom bubbles as the group approaches the beach, and everyone is preparing for battle except Firebert. He was sitting there trying to thing of a better commando name. When they are dropped off to every one's surprise, instead of the Covenant Blue Lazer is on the beach. "The Cheat Commandos will never find us in this parody!" said the Blue Lazer person as a computer behind them has the flashing words, "GET LOST IN PARODY AND DON'T GET CRUSHED TMINUS:GO." Then out of nowhere Firebert pushes a plunger and a bunch of boulders fall out of nowhere on top of the Blue Lazer troops. "I hate you!" said the Blue Lazer person as he and some of his men exploded, flew up in the air, and drifted in the air on parachutes.

"Beach is secured," said Gun haver then said, "Cheat Commandos, rock rock on!" "Buy all our playsets and toys!" said a voice from nowhere. "I guess you know what that means folks, I guess I'll do a dance" said The Homestarrunner as he started dancing and the music starts in the background. "Cool! Teach me those awsome dance moves!" exclaimed Homestarrunner to his much older black and white counterpart. "You're not old enough" responded The Homestarrunner to a disappointed Homestar as he continued to dance while a Pelican dropped off a Warthog. The trio got in the Warthog in the same way they did before while The Cheat had a Sniper Rifle. "The Cheat, where did you get a Sniper Rifle? There is no Sniper Rifle in this level," said Strong Bad. The Cheat just shrugged his shoulders and they went on.

"Stwong Bad, what does Cawtogwahpew mean?"

"It means a person who makes maps/"

"How do you know that?"

"Well let's see..."

The scene changes to Strong Bad sitting in front of Compy."Email, you got questions; I got insults," says Strong Bad as he presses the enter key to read his email. "Let's see what this email says 'Dear Strong Bad' Notice the lack of a comma 'Do you have a Cartographer (map maker) who can show me the geography of Free Country USA?

Sinceraly,

Smart Person In The Persuit Of Knowledge," said Strong Bad while reading the e-mail. "Ok first off if you are so smart then you should know a) "Sincerely" has no "a", b) "pursuit" has no "u", and c) articles are not capatalized; secondly there is no map maker so DELETED!" said Strong Bad as he hits a key on his keyboard making the word "Deleted" pops up on the computer with a blue background.

The scene changes back to the Warthog and the crew find themselves at the outside entrance the SC. However when they arrive no one is there except two sleeping Hunters with green snot bubbles coming out of their noses. Then Strong Bad starts laughing and decides to poke the both snot bubbles at the same time with two sticks. When he does, the Hunters wake up with snot on both of there faces covered in snot while both looking and growling very angerly. (I don't own the source of inspiration for that one) "Stupid, hit them with the machine gun!"

"Ok, Stwong Bad," responds Homestar as he aims at the Hunters and fires marshmellows. "I should have known that it would shoot marshmellows" muttered SB. To no one's surprise the marshmellows bounce off the Hunters' armor, but then they start eating the marshmellows and eventually fall asleep from eating too much. "The door needs to be feed!" exclaimed Homsar. "Let's forget going in there and unlock the door first," said Strong Bad.

Later in the Security Room an ever-annoying voice said "The door was feed broccoli!" As the trio leave the room Homestar sees something invisible carrying boxes labeled "St. John's WORT WORT Lotion."(hope you don't mind, zeroray, that I put that in my story) "Hello lotion boxes," said Homestar. The the boxes walk up to Homestar and somehing invisible punches him in the stomach. "Owww," said a hurt Homestar who then regains his composure and says, "Those things should stop having so many mood swings."

Later at the outside entrance to the map room Strong Bad gets ready to go inside and says, "The Cheat, you and Dumbface will wait outside so I can sneak in quietly."

Strong Bad then sneaks in to see Coach Z standing in front of a communication crate with his back to Strong Bad. "I said the enormy is here, no the ornamey" said Coach Z to whoever he was talking to. Strong Bad then sneaks up behind him and hits himin the back. "JJJEEEAAAOOORRRRBBBBB!!!!!" yelled the Coach as he was knocked out.

A loud explosion was heard then a little bit later a voice came over his radio. "Meah mena manh mea."

"Hey, Stwong Bad, I'm Wandy Glass!"

"Wait a minute, The Cheat, you decided to do a Warthog jump while both of you were in it and when the Warthog came down it went right through the ground and stopped right in the Map Room so you already finished that objective?" asked Strong Bad. "Meh," acknowledged The Cheat. "Well, I guess I'm leaving," said Strong Bad. As started to leave he ran into a Gold Elite with a deactivated Plasma Sword. When it saw him it tried to activate its sword but couldn't then a little sign popped out which said, "You should have gotten Energizer batteries; they keep going and going," then the Elite ran away. Then Strong Bad got outside and the Pelican just appeared out of thin air so he just jumped in knowing that questioning how the Pelican got there would do him no good. The moment he got in Homestar and The Cheat were teleported inside the Pelican, keeping quiet for the same reason Strong Bad didn't said anything.

There we go, the fourth chapter of my series, I am sick right now so any rules I broke were a result of this sickness. Review my story and get a Shotgun (but not Bob), or send me an email. Don't blame me for any injuries received while using a Shotgun. As a present for those who reviewed here is a link I found once while surfing the internet, . Just copy and paste it in the address bar. Before anyone says it is spam or anything like that. It is a freeware game website (meanig all the games are free, you only pay if you want to donate, which is not required for anything) with the cool game Notrium, but it is pretty big at 13mbs. Just be sure to review or email me before you start playing.