And Representing the World's Youngest Criminal Mastermind…

series: 10 Things that Never Happened to a Wyndham-Price

by pari

[ A response to the 10 Things that Never Happened challenge at TtH (#389) ]

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: Wesley and co. belong to Joss; Artemis Fowl and friends belong to Eoin Colfer.

Summary: 10 things that never happened to Wesley Wyndham-Price. This part: Wesley never… practiced law for Wolfram and Hart.

It was times like these Wesley regretted studying law. He should have been a Watcher like his father. He shouldn't have followed Angel to a law firm that handled clients like these.

At present, Wesley's office held a teenaged boy, his bodyguard, four elves, a centaur, a dwarf, and a pretty young girl with wicked-looking spikes poking out of her braid. The humans kept talking about mind wipes. Everyone else called Wesley "Mud Man" and spoke to him in short sentences.

From the doorway, Angel raised his hands.

"Don't look at me, Counselor. I'm just here to enjoy the show."