Disclaimer: I do not own Inuuyasha or any of the charecters.

Authors Note: If this offends anyone, sorry. or whatever.

Its the diary of Miroku. You think you know...but you have no idea.

And thus you find me, the traveling monk Miroku. Naked emotionally (and sometoimes physically) to the public eye. You can only find this in one place, and that is I lie withen these pages, exposed and vulnarbale. For without Miroku there is no Inuyasha, without Miroku the Japaneese Police have a lot less rape acounts to deal with. WIthout Miroku there is no light.

October 1:

I have just started going on some quest for some jewel with this hot chick, Kagome and this dog needs-a-rabies-shot so-called demon Inuyasha. What kind of name is Inuyasha, its like his mother sneezed while naming him. Kagome on the other hand, hot Japaneese chick. She may not like me now but she'll come along, they all do.

Chicks are hot for monks. Like Buddha, that guy had chicks crying his name. How do you think he got his own religion? Even fat old monks with beards get chicks, but you would be amazed by how much good-looking traveling monks like myself get. You wouldnt believe the action we get. I have probebly had sex with more woman named Melissa then you have ever had in your life.

If that number was 11.

October 4:

I did my one millionth exorcism today.

October 6:

This Kagome chick is getting on my nerves, talk about repressed. I have gotten slapped more times today than I have ever been slapped in my life. I just flipped up her skirt, IF YOUR GOING TO WEAR THAT SHORT A SKIRT, EXPECT MEN TO FLIP IT UP. Whenever you see these woman on the internet they arent this violent.

October 9:

I just beat up these bitches with my staff, I learned how to do that on a television ad.

October 12:

This woman kicked me into a rose bush after I asked her to bear my child. I am getting serious with going out with the internet, it doesn't yell at me and it has pornography.

October 13:

Id like to tell a story about this guy Naraku.

Hes a bastard.

I mean can't he find anything better to do instead of trying to get this jewel and kick everyone's ass. He needs anger management and to discover masturbation.

October 18:

Im still drubk. Im going into Kagome's room. SHHHHHHH!!

October 19:

If you happen to have been in ancient colonial Japan last night at about 3:45 AM, would you mind telling me the following things.

1. What exactly happened.
2. Were other people okay?
3. If any demons showed up
4. If anyone (i.e., the demons) saw me running away with my shirt pulled up into a sort of turban to hide my face.
5. If Kagome and Sango were okay or whatever.

October 25:

Inuyasha is a bastard. I made fun of his ears and he got out his sword threatening to stick it up where the sun don't shine. I basically said "Are you really going to de-virginize a helpless monk, if you do it could get taped and we would half to deal with a Paris Hilton-esque type video." That's when everyone started laughing at the entire virgin thing. Does anyone believe me anymore. Inuyasha basically walked away in a huff, then Kagome went after him. What does she see in him. I see an angry dog with rabies. Maybe she see's something else. Or just maybe shes into that...

October 31

I dressed up as Inuyasha for Haloween to seduce Kagome. Maybe it was just me but an tacky red robe, false dog ears and a yellow wig is how I see Inuyasha but these people don't have a since of humor. So I stormed down the well to Tokyo to buy me some hookers and go to a cheap hotel.

Happy Haloween