Hey everyone! Thank you for the reviews so far.
Yes, this is when the two groups collide.
I was looking at the pairings and realized that Kuwabara doesn't have any one paired with him. He may not have a sweetheart to call his own. I think the only one left is Kiede...
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Yusuke punched his third tree while walking down the sidewalk. Of all days his bad karma had to catch up to him. Getting kicked out of three different houses within 5 hours. First Kurama's then his then Kuwabara's. Right now on some beach some where Lady Luck was laughing at Yusuke's misfortune.
'She even probably has a drink with a tiny umbrella'. Yusuke growled quietly at the thought.
Kurama shook his head silently. Didn't Yusuke know that trees had feelings too. So far he had slammed his fist into three innocent trees. Inside he could feel Youko shudder at the sound of yet another fist slamming into a tree.
But then again there were bigger problems. Him and his mother were now short one perfect house. Lightly he rubbed his forehead while remembering the shambles that his house was in. It was safe to assume that his friends would not be invited back soon.
Hiei and Kuwabara had taken care of the living room. For they both had felt the need to kill an innocent lamp who's only crime was sitting on an end table. Then after that Hiei had decided to 'Fist of the Immortal Flame' three of the windows.
Then. Then there was precious little Atsuko. 'Guess her years of drinking had finally caught up.' Kurama thought while glaring at the back of Yusuke's head. Apparently she had fallen asleep even before the tub was filled.
The water had slowly seeped over the edge of the tub snaking across the bathroom floor. Yusuke, being caught up in saving a second lamp, had forgotten to check in on her.
The end result. A ruined bathroom floor and a ruined master bedroom ceiling.
Well at least their day had not been a total lost. After all that second lamp was safe, though it was smoldering lightly.
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InuYasha pulled once again at his jeans. Since when was his fire rat kimono not good enough. Growling again he pulled at the jeans. How were these vile things supposed to be comfortable. Especially whenever they crept up making him walk on his toes. What was it that Kagome had called it? Oh yeah a wedgie. Such a vile thing.
Shippo was having pant problems too. Though his were a little different. His tail was bunched up too tightly. Imagine having your tail twisted up until it was shaped like a bun and stuffed into pants. And to make matters worse he felt the need to give a simple wag every now and then.
Then there was the baseball cap that was supposed to keep his ears hidden. Fidgeting again Shippo tugged at the cap. His ears were getting hot and sweaty.
And what about Miroku you ask. Well he was being good old Miroku. So far he had asked five women to bear his child. Unfortunately for him this was the modern times. Which meant modern ways for women to protect themselves. Namely, kickboxing and pepper spray. Yes no longer did women slap the monk's face with an open hand. Now it was a swift punch in the gut or worse...a knee or foot in the groin. Twice so far he had fallen to the ground speaking in a high pitched voice.
Kagome and Sango watched the three boys before them sweat dropping. Laughing slightly Kagome fell a little farther behind. Just because they were her friends did not mean that she had to stand so close.
Sango growled lightly as she stared at the lecherous monk before her. Eye brow twitching she watched as he ran up to yet another woman. How could he do this, and in front of her.
Kagome knew that something was going to explode if she did not cut in first. Sliding up next to Miroku she waited for the right timing.
"Well hello there young lady. My aren't you just the most beautiful creature ever." Kagome rolled her eyes, his comments were getting worse by the second. "But your young and so am I and I was wondering if, well, you would bear my son."
Kagome smiled brightly. It was time for her plan.
Throwing arms around the monk's neck Kagome said in a sickly sweet voice. "Oh there you are honey. I was wondering when you were going to pay child support after all you have five children that are starving at home waiting for it."
The young woman's eyes opened in disgust. Reaching out she slapped Miroku on the cheek causing Miroku fell to the ground, and against Kagome's plans, taking her with him.
"Hmph! Pervs like you should be locked up forever." And with that the woman stormed away.
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Yusuke sighed as he sat down on the park bench. He never realized how big Tokyo really was. So far they had spent most of the day (at least whenever they weren't destroying houses) walking looking for so-called disturbances that the toddler had noticed.
"That dumb baby could have at least told us where to look. But no!!" Yusuke sunk further into the bench.
Kuwabara had taken refuge under a tree while Hiei had walked away mumbling something about the stupidity of all of this walking.
Sighing in defeat Kurama sat under a tall oak tree. After all Yusuke was right. They had no idea where 'Naraku' would be. After all it was not as if demons or super powerful ningens walked right in front of you.
Sensing a powerful aura he looked up sharply. A sweat drop formed as he stared ahead. Then again who knew what was possible.
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Kagome walked through the park with her comrades. Looking over to the left she watched three boys get up and slowly make their way over to them.
She raised an eyebrow as a large reddish (kinda orangeish-red) haired one ran and jumped behind a bush. Lightly he could be heard humming a theme song (familiar to Batman's). Sighing she watched in disbelief as he dove head first behind a kindergartener. The kid had to be less then thirty pounds and here was a teen hiding behind him.
Shaking her head she continued on with Sango, Shippo and InuYasha in tow. Where was Miroku you ask? Well the group had left him crumpled up on the ground at the corner of Sakura and Main as he felt another knee in the sensitive spot.
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Kuwabara slowly crawled out from the boy and snuck behind a pole. He could not let these people see him. Or else their plans would be ruined.
Yusuke stared at his friend. 'Heh, no more super hero movies for him.' Shaking his head he and Kurama carried on.
They neither hid nor tried to run ahead. If the group in front of them tired of their incessant following then they could turn around. Or so it was worked out in Yusuke's mind.
Kurama stared ahead at the normal looking girl. Something about her seemed familiar. Yet somehow old. It was as though she were a five hundred year old ningen. Curiosity plagued Kurama's mind as he slowly followed. In his heart he wanted to know what was up with her.
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InuYasha growled inwardly. Those boys were getting on his nerves. Why were they following them? Well he would stop them. Slowly he reached for his Tetsuiga.
And... Grabbed nothing. 'Oh yeah had to leave at Kagome's house. Something about it being weird and illegal to carry a sword.'
Fine he would deal with them with his brute strength. Yeah that's what he would do.
Turning he glared at his followers. "I'll let you decide what you want? A fast death or a slow death."
Yusuke stared ahead. Didn't this person know who he was dealing with. Well he would teach him some respect.
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Miroku grumbled as he walked into the park. How could his friends leave him crumpled up like that. He stomped loudly as he walked deeper into the park.
Where were they? Walking on he kicked a tiny stone watching it land in a tiny pond. Ripples slowly sprung out away from the stone.
Looking up he forgot all about his troubles. There before him was the most beautiful sight ever. Long fiery locks that cascaded down past the shoulders. Tall and thin body. The goddess' movements were graceful as though it were part of a ballet.
He must find this goddess name. Walking up slowly he slowly reached out for the figure.
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Kagome sighed as she watched InuYasha and the brown haired teen throw punches and kicks. She had had enough of this foolishness. "InuYasha Sit!!"
InuYasha had only enough time to throw Kagome a look of disbelief. Here he was up in the air ready to tackle the youth before him and Kagome says the 's' word (no not that one). How could she be that cruel.
Closing his eyes he felt his body fall towards the ground at a high speed. Clinching his eyes tighter he felt the contact to the ground. 'At least in my time there's softer ground.' There in a crater lay the beaten half demon.
Dusting her hands Kagome stepped forward. "I think we got off to a bad start. My name's Kagome. This is Shippo, Sango and the hole in the ground is InuYasha. Hi!"
Yusuke powered down. Yet another sweat drop appeared as he stared at Kagome. What was up with this group of people. One second their fighting, the next their in the ground, then their friendly?
A hand got closer to the target.
Yusuke's mouth moved though no sound came out. Disbelief still hung in his eyes.
The hand traveled even closer. Twitching slightly it moved closer and closer.
Rolling his eyes Kurama stepped forward. "Hi I'm KuAHHHHH!!!"
Bingo!! The hand hit it's target. Smiling Miroku asked the most deadly question ever. "My beautiful goddess would you please do the honor of bearing my son for me?"
Kurama's eyes widened in shock. Yes he knew he was told several times that he had feminine looks, but to be asked to bear a child with another man!! Slowly turned around to face the person behind him. "Uh, I'm sorry but I don't think it would work."
Miroku's jaw dropped as he stared at his goddess, his fiery haired beauty. S-s-s-sh-she was a guy. Eyes widened as he stared at the face before him.
"Uh could you release my butt please? Sometime today." Mentally Kurama freaked out. He was never going to hear the end of this. Oh yes something for Yusuke and Kuwabara to laugh at for years to come. Oh how the word would spread.
Miroku not only released it but stepped back red faced. Oh how embarrassing for him.
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Kiede stared at the tall figure before her. "Your strength will be needed to defeat this new threat."
The figure turned and started to walk out of the hut. A thin hand reached out pushing aside the bamboo matted door.
"Please think about it. Do the right thing. You are needed or else they will fail. And the world will cease to exists. As will you." Kiede sighed as she watched the figure walk out without a word.
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Hehe thanks CrimsonBetrayal for the Miroku Kurama incident. Please read and review. I don't feel that this chapter's as good as the others. I just can't get it to sound right. But oh well.
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Pairings so far (not in
order because I'm too darn lazy)::
Sesshomaru/Kagome- 55
Hiei/ Kagome- 7
Yukina/Touya- 21
Yusuke/ Keiko- 16
Sesshomaru/Kagome/Hiei- 6
Sango/ Jin (cool idea)- 13
InuYasha/ Botan- 6
Miroku/Botan- 3
Shippo/Rin- 10
Sango/ Kurama- 2
Jin/Kagome- 2
Botan/ Koenma (adult form)- 1
Shizuru/Jin- 1
Miroku/Sango- 1
Yusuke/Kagome- 2
Yukina/Kurama- 1
Souta/Rin- 10
Shizuru/Sesshomaru- 2
Kanna/Shippo- 2
Koto (the fox announcer for the dark tournament)/InuYasha- 1
Keiko/Touya- 1
Kikyo (dead or in hell)- 1
Kagura/Hiei- 1
Kurama/Kagome- 1
Kanna/Kohaku-7
Sesshomaru/Koenma- 1 (darn I'm runnin out of comments here...I know let's let the tango dancing dog and cat do the talkin. -.- Yes I'm crazy it's final)