A Case of Fanboys

Chapter 1: The Chase

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Sheena began to slow her breathing down as she snuck behind a bush.

"Whew, I lost them."

Oops. Did she really say that out loud? She knew what to expect next:

"Hey, did ya hear something over there?"

"She must be near, I can sense her!"

"Well, no time to loose!"

Darn those fanboys. Why did she have to have gone to that big party? Now all of these fanboys were chasing her. She had no idea who any of them were because she could never spare the time to look back.

Sheena picked up her pace. Wait a second; did she hear Lloyd's voice?

"He can't be one of them..." Sheena thought to herself, as the mob gained on her.

"Why do I keep stopping? Run, you stupid summoner!"

Sheena spotted a pine tree. "Perfect."

Minutes later, she was inside it's branches, using her ninja skills to avoid the prickly needles. If the fanboys ever tried to get to her up here... well, it wouldn't be pretty.

"OOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

"Yep, that's them." Sheena thought as she giggled, imagining what could've happened.

"Uh-oh..."

Sheena looked down. It appeared that Lloyd was with them, and to her surprise, was attempting to chop the tree down with his swords.

"Idiot."

Sheena smirked at the group as Lloyd swung his swords again, resulting in him flying back from the force. On his next try, he got them wedged in the trunk, and by the sounds of it, it took many of them to get the swords out.

Sheena got bored of watching him try. She started to daydream, (And not about bad things, mind you) and then she started to snore.

Until she awoke to a creaking sound, that is.

"Why is the grass down there getting bigger?" Sheena thought.

"Strange..."

Then it hit her. She didn't know how, but Lloyd had just chopped down the tree. She heard cheering from below and the tree kept falling.

Then, using all of her ninja skills, she leaped off of the falling tree and came to a somersault on the ground and began to sprint again. The men were too busy congratulating Lloyd that they got a late start on the next chase.

By the time they had ran fifty feet, Sheena had reached a small wooden hut with a thatched roof.

She knew that once they reached it, it would be obvious that she was hiding in there. But she had a plan.

Sheena smiled as she stepped behind a bush near the hut just as the fanboys emerged from around a hill, immediately spying the hut.

"That has to be where she's hiding, right?"

"It seems obvious."

Sheena's plan was carrying out perfectly.

The men stepped into the hut. Luckily, it was large enough for all of them. Though why all of them had to go inside, she did not know. She just imagined herself squished in there with over thirty guys, and grimaced.

Just as they closed the door, Sheena noiselessly ran up to the door and placed one of her cards on the door. It stuck, and they were sealed in.

"The marvelous Sheena wins again." Sheena said to herself as she began to whistle.

"Unless they have a magic user-"

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The door of the hut went flying in pieces over a distant mountain, and the group stepped out of the hut again.

Sheena started to run once more, thinking of another plan, hoping this time that it would be foolproof.

"I hate my life."

Author Notes: Well, I thought of this idea and decided to put it up. THIS IS NOT A ONESHOT. Don't worry; I've got more to come. Keep reading!

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