Disclaimer- I don't own Kuzco or Pacha they belong to Disney. But I do own Zida! As she is one of my characters, that I created!
Okay, I have to apologise for the amount of time it took to put this Chapter up, for one I had no Internet for seven or so weeks then for two I lost most of the data on my Laptop!! Luckily, I managed to get it all back again! phew But once again I apologise....
Hopefully the following Chapter won't take as long to post, lol!
Thanks to everyone who has reviewed! I love you all!
"There we go, you're all kitted up and ready to go!" Chicha cheered proudly as she gazed at her work.
Kuzco was standing still, wearing a poncho (?) with a print of a yellow llama, a hat like Pacha's, and a short robe with sandals.
He spun around looking down at his outfit; he loved the poncho but the shoes and robe were definitely not working for him.
He still smiled thankfully, "Thanks Chicha," he hugged her happily.
"Well that should keep you pretty well hidden for the moment," Chicha smiled.
Just at that moment Chaca and Tipo ran into the room, "Mum! Mum!" they both shouted happily.
"Hello you two," Chicha hugged her children.
"Lookie!" Tipo cheered as he pointed at the door.
"Zida looks really pretty!" Chaca beamed happily.
Zida slowly entered wearing a long robe, which was dark pink with light pink seams and stitches, she was blushing, "Wow, I never thought I'd get the chance to wear something as pretty as this."
"You look amazing Z," Kuzco held a thumb up impressed by his advisor's current style.
Z was Kuzco's nickname for Zida, she was never bothered about it, and in fact she thought it was actually quite cool to be called Z. And it was also impressing to be nicknamed by the Emperor of Peru!
"Thank you your highness," she bowed, "And how are you finding the peasant look?"
Kuzco looked at Chicha then back at Zida, "I'm loving it!" he grinned happily.
"That's good," Zida smiled.
".... So... What do we do now?" Kuzco questioned.
"Chores! There's a lot to be done on the farm, or you could help me clean the house, I think the garden needs a little sprucing up, and Tipo and Chaca could probably have some homework you could help them with? Or if-" Suddenly, Chicha was cut off.
"I think I'll help Pacha with the farm work," Kuzco smiled kindly.
"And I'll help you with the cleaning Chicha," Zida smiled as she walked over to the other woman.
"Okay then," Chicha paused, "But farm work can be really hard, Kuzco."
"Meh," Kuzco shrugged unimpressed, "It can't be that hard!"
"Oh my god! How can something be so hard!?!" Kuzco cried angrily.
"It's called work, Kuzco, we gotta live with it," Pacha replied.
"But you have to do so much!! When do we get a break?" Kuzco questioned curiously.
"Um..." Pacha looked at the Farm sundial, "Two hours time."
"TWO HOURS!?!" Kuzco cried in disbelief.
"Yes Kuzco, two hours," Pacha rolled his eyes.
"But... But..." Kuzco tried to think of an excuse to get him out of this, Think, think Kuzco! Get yourself out of this!
"There's no excuse in the world that could get you out of this one Kuzco!" Pacha grabbed Kuzco by the back of the collar and dragged him over to the main barn.
Can he read minds or something? Kuzco looked at Pacha weirdly.
"Yes I can," Pacha replied.
Kuzco almost jumped to the moon at that comment, "H-how did y-you?"
Pacha burst out laughing, "I knew you'd be saying something like that in your head, so I thought I'd have a little fun," Pacha explained in his usual cheery voice.
Kuzco frowned, "Hey buddy! You aren't allowed to 'have a little fun' with the Emperor! Got that?" Kuzco argued back angrily, still being dragged by the back of his collar.
"Ah! But that's the thing, isn't it, Kuzco?" Pacha paused, as he stopped infront of the main barn, letting go of Kuzco, making Kuzco drop, "You aren't the Emperor, are you?"
Kuzco dusted himself off and was about to reply, when he realised, Pacha was right.
Pacha nodded smugly, "And also, I guess we'll have to get you a new name too, Kuzco is far too obvious."
Kuzco paused, "A new name?"
Pacha nodded, "Yeah, how about... Kazca? Or something?"
"Oh don't go all the way Pacha," Kuzco rolled his eyes as he spoke in a sarcastic tone, "Of course! Only the most intelligent of all would figure out my real identity with that name!" he smacked Pacha across the head, "Come on Pacha! Get serious, man!"
Pacha frowned, "Okay then, how about Batman? Or Spiderman?" he sighed as he turned around and started to lead Kuzco into the barn.
Kuzco rolled his eyes and followed after Pacha.
5....4....3....2...1...
"Holy messy barn, Fatman!" Kuzco cried, as he gazed around the huge barn, and well, let's just say it hadn't been cleaned for a llllloooooonnnnnnnggggg time!
"Uh-huh," Pacha nodded, "And guess who gets to clean it all up?"
"Who?" Kuzco asked, he was generally curious.
"Well, let's just say he used to be of high-royalty," Pacha smiled and nodded.
Kuzco paused as he thought about it for a moment, then it dawned upon him, "Hey... Wait a minute..."
"Geez, intelligence really is one of your strong points, eh Flyboy?" Pacha chuckled as he rolled his eyes.
"Don't over do yourself with the insults," Kuzco eyed Pacha, "But then I guess insults just come so easily to your people, huh?"
Pacha frowned, "Just you remember, you are one of my people now!"
Kuzco was about to reply, but he had nothing to say back to that!
He frowned and folded his arms angrily, pouting like a little child.
When Pacha realised he had won, he sighed in relief, "So names? What do you want to be called?"
"I don't really know..." Kuzco shrugged unsurely.
"Hey, what y'all talking about?" Zida smiled as she walked into the barn, "Woah! Did Kronk explode in here or something?"
Kuzco grinned, amused by Zida's joke, "We're trying to decide a new name for me, cause, well I can't really stay being called Kuzco at the moment, eh?"
Zida nodded in agreement, she placed a hand on her chin as she started to think.... "Hmmm... How about... Zidane? Got a nice ring to it, if ya ask me!" she grinned proudly.
(A/N: That's a little inside joke for any Final Fantasy 9 fans out there! Oh, and if you don't know, I'm a huge Final Fantasy 9 fan! FF9 forever! Yay!)
Kuzco and Pacha chuckled happily.
"Okay then, how about Steiner?" Zida suggested.
"Yuck, sounds like a name you'd give too a really dumb guard," Kuzco scrunched his face up in disgust.
"Vivi?" Zida suggested once again.
"What do you think I am? A rabbit or something?" Kuzco raised an eyebrow in confusion and disbelief.
"Tony?" Zida suggested.
"Too plain," Kuzco replied.
"Bob," Zida.
"Even plainer," Kuzco.
"Spike?" Zida.
"What did I say about the pet names?" Kuzco.
"Xander?" Zida.
"That's the kid's name!" Kuzco.
"Oh yeah... Miguel?" Zida.
"Too Spanish..." Kuzco.
"Ken?" Zida.
"Again with the plain!" Kuzco.
"Ted? Dougal?" Zida.
"Too Irish to both," Kuzco.
"Haku?" Who? What? Yup, Zida!
"Too Japanese," What's that I hear you say? Yes! Kuzco!
"Uh!!!" Zida groaned, "Well, I dunno, ask someone else, you're far too picky!"
"Fine, I guess I will then," Kuzco shrugged casually.
"Not now, mister!" Pacha shook his finger infront of Kuzco's face.
"Huh?" Kuzco raised an eyebrow.
"Time to clean, clean to your heart's desire!" Pacha motioned to the mess which was the barn.
"Oh no...." Kuzco moaned in annoyance.
"Off to work you," Pacha ordered sternly.
Kuzco obeyed Pacha and went off, he looked like he was about to attend a funeral not go off to do some work!
"Still can't think of any good names?" Zida questioned.
"Not a thing..." Pacha shook his head slowly.
Okay, here's the fun for all my wonderful reviewers! I'm letting all you chose Kuzco's name!
I'll wait till there's like 5 or more different names wanted, then I'll write them all down and whatever one is taken out the hat, wins!
Now go! Go and review with your chosen name! Lol!
