Gandalf's Sweetheart
By
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, not even Gandalf's sweetheart, which you'll find out. LoL It's crazy... AND DON'T SKIP TO THE END! I KNOW I WOULD, BUT PLZ DON'T!!!!!!
Gandalf had watched while the inquisitive hobbit Peregrin Took, invaded everyone's privacy by asking about their sweethearts, and to his chagrin, they told him. He knew that Pippin would ask him again soon, and he would not let anyone have that satisfaction of know his sweetheart.
While Pippin walked, he ran over things in his mind, about everyone sweethearts, and how they all ended in heartbreak, well so far. Starting with Legolas's sweetheart sailing into the West, Boromir's father disapproving, Gimli most likely not going to be able to see his because he probably wouldn't return from this quest, they all end or most likely will end in heart break. But what about Gandalf's sweetheart hmm? He had said he had never had one, but Pippin knew a lie when he saw it. He raced to catch up with Gandalf.
"Gandalf did you have a ...."
"I have already warned you, you fool. I haven't had a sweetheart in years- not ever had sweetheart. So I hope now your inquisitiveness is quenched for the time being, considering you have seen into all of the men's hearts."
Pippin sighed and walked back to his friends. Maybe Gandalf really hadn't had a sweetheart.
Later that night...
Gandalf stood alone on a slope, staring into the sunset. He took a breath, and asked the wind: "Where did you go? My sweetheart, you may not have belonged, but I still love you. My sweet, my darling, why did you go? "
That would be the last time that Gandalf thought about his sweetheart,
Arabella Figg.
LoL You have to read HP to understand that. But otherwise. LoL. I thought it was funny. And a good end.