Chapter One: "Snape's going to blow a tampon."

Blaise Zimbini couldn't believe it.

How could this have happened? Not that he wasn't thrilled, but he still had a year of school left and she had two years.

They were far too young for this! They were just kids, yet they were about to have a kid.

How did this happen?

"Blaise," Luna Lovegood snapped her fingers in his eyes and everything came back to focus.

"Huh? What? What did you say, love?" Blaise said in a would-be-calm voice, still not believing that this had happened.

Luna's pale blue eyes looked scared, frightens and worried, "What are we going to do?" she asked quietly.

"It all depends on what you want, Luna. If you don't want the baby you could have an abortion-"

"Get fucked!" Luna said suddenly, glaring very hard at Blaise.

Blaise smirked, "Didn't think so, love. Just glad we agree. You want the baby, right?"

Luna nodded, "I don't have much of a choice, Blaise. I refuse to have an abortion, and I won't have some other witch raise my child," she looked up into his crystal blue eyes, "Can we keep it?"

Blaise nodded and hugged her close, "Of course," he sighed, "Snape's going to blow a tampon at this."

Luna giggled.

Blaise smiled, cockily, "I think you enjoy this, dove."

Luna shook her head vigorously, "Oh, no. It's just the idea of Snape BLOWING a tampon."

Blaise looked at her in shock, "Ruddy pervert I have for a girlfriend."

"Oh, shush, you know you love me this way," she drawled.

Latter that night Blaise told Draco in the common room.

Draco laughed, "Very funny, Zimbini. You had me believing you for a second there. Very nice."

Blaise had the most pissed off look on his face, "I'm serious, Malfoy! Luna's pregnant."

Draco raised an eye brow.

Blaise stomped off towards the dormitory, when he got there he started bunching the crap out of a pillow, imagining it to be Draco's face. How dare him think Blaise was lying! This wasn't something to joke about!

"She really is, isn't she?" asked Draco coming into the room.

Blaise threw the well beaten pillow at Draco before responding, "Yes, she is."

Draco nodded, "When Snape finds out hell is going to rise."

"Why is everyone so concerned about SNAPE for Merlin's sake! My girlfriend is PREGNANT at the age of sixteen. Snape is the least of my worries. We have yet to tell her father and step mother. Think of it from their point of views! Lana is going to be an aunt at the age of SIX. Luckily we don't have to worry about telling my parents as they've disowned me for not joining the dark side. But they will find out, and when they do they'll use the baby against me, because they find love as a weakness," Blaise took a deep breath before pounding on another pillow, "This is just so fucked up."

Draco nodded, "You have one thing to be thankful of."

Blaise looked murderous, now was not the time for Malfoy's ill placed humor, "What would that be?"

"Luna's brother is only nine. He won't pound you."

Blaise threw the pillow at Draco again, "Shut up Malfoy!"

Author's Note: If Raye is reading this she will notice I stole her Sims characters, how you don't mind, Raye!