Disclaimer: I dont own the Harry Potter franchise!
A.N: Hello readers, I hope you enjoy my tale of weirdness, im givin a shout- out to lil' bode, and i also will be using a co-star, named draco Malfoy! give him a hand(the applause start and Draco gives an impressive bow, then immediatly falls off the stage, into the orcestra pit)
Draco: I'm ok...( he says, his head in a tuba, then collapses)
A.N:oooh, thats gotta hurt. Draco Malfoy everyone!(a few polite applause, some one clears thier throat)Okeee... on with the story!(the crowd roars in approval)
----Hermiones POV----
"I cant believe that man! " she stormed up the hall, well as fast as she could, with 15 pounds of books on her back " he shouldnt be teaching!"
Harry and Ron stared at her in disbelief... Hermione was bitching about a teacher! This time they actually waited, it was kind of fun to watch. Hermione continued to rant about Snape all the way up the corridor.
They were headed to Care of Magical Creatures(I dont if thats what its called) and when they were on the grounds they heard a distant yell, that sounded suspiciously like Malfoy.
"I guess Malfoy saw his hair" Harry said, and the trio began to roar with laughter.
When the laughter subsided, Ron, wipping tears from his eyes, asked " anyone know what happened, exactly?"
" I-do" said Hermione, between giggle fits. She explained about how her bag riped and Malfoy fel and landed in the ink, she showed them the book and they began laughing again. Ron took the book, held it in the air and said " Now maybe i'll actually read it! " Hermione did a quick spell to wash it off, and they continued on thier way to Hagrids class.
----Dracos POV----
" I can't believe Snape would do that to ME" he emphazised the me.
" I know Dracy-poo, you don't deserve it! " Pansy said, she glanced at the back of his head.
Draco, being the sexy guy that he was, didn't even notice, he was used to people looking at him." I know, it was that mudblood Grangers fault! " he sneered " But Snape took care of the revenge for me" the Slytherins laughed nervously. Draco noticed a bathroom and ducked into it, he checked himself in the and ran his hand through his hair and it felt stiff. he took out his mirror(which he carried in case of emergencies) and saw hot pink on the back of his head!
"aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, and dunked his head under the running faucet and began to scrub violently, he looked at the back of his head again and saw that it was brighter then before!
" shit!" he swore" it must be magic" there was only one thing to do... he summoned a bottle of silver blonde hair dye and applied it.
It worked but he missed transfiguration and McGonagall would be her usual bitchy self and give him a detention(the old bat).
He walked to lunch, and when he entered the Hall every one began to laugh(Gryffindor espeacially). He sat between Crabbe and Goyle and asked "Whats everyone laughing at?" but they sat there looking at his head, mouth half open. He raised one of his prefect eyebrows (Which he occasionally waxed, secretly of course)and looked around the table and they had the same reaction as Crabbe and Goyle, some were even supressing laughs, but they all had one thing in common... they were looking at his head. Hastily he grabbed the mirror from inside his bag and his eyes widdened in horror. The hair dye hadnt done anything but spread the ink from the back of his head, to all over.
He looked around the Hall and all the other tables were laughing and pointing at his head. I n the most dignafied manor he could muster, he swept out of the hall and ran to his room. 'The ink must have had a reaction to the muggle hair dye' he thought to himself. So he summoned some 'Reynolds magical all purpose shapoo: gets out dirt, blood, bubbertoober puss, magical ink, muggle ink, ect...' and jumped into the shower. He sighed with relief when he got out and saw that his perfect locks were back to thier original color.
He knew Granger had something to do with this, and he swore revenge on her, maybe not this year but next for sure!
A.N: well, what did you think? good, bad? review and tell me!
Draco: You gave me pink hair!
A.N: well, i had 2 do something
Draco: but you gave me PINK HAIR!
A.N: I no that, I had to.
Draco: and i told about my eyebrows in confidence!
A.N: (rolling her eyes) I'll give you a cookie
Draco: (smilling) A cookie?
A.N: Here you go!(throws it in the air)
Draco: (catches it in air) I got a cookie!
A.N: Ok readers, review and tell me what you think!