Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter!
A.N:I'm sorry it took sooooooo long to write this! ok people, thanks for the great reviews and I wanna explain to my first ever reviewer Elnora, that yes I know I had prof.Sinistra call Snape by his last name and I just wanna say that, in my mind those two hate each other and I let that leak into my story, I'm sorry if that confused anyone but you know the way it is...( Draco storms into the room, looking exceptionally hot today)
Draco: ok (putting on lip gloss) I'm ready for her!
A.N: uuum, Draco, you know that's for girls... right?
Daco:(in mid-appliance) it doesn't say that! It just says that it makes lips kissably soft!
A.N: never mind, can I use some?
Draco:(hands me lip-gloss) Now!(rubs hands together) where are they!
A.N: back stage(turns to face audience) we have two guest stars today and I'm sorry to say that they will be our last.
Draco:(who was smiling expectantly, turned around quickly) what!!!??? no! I love our guests!
A.N:(shrugs) sorry... and here they are! (waves hand and curtain raises)
Draco: (jumping up and down)ooohhhhhh!
A.N: Elnora, my first ever reviewer, is also our first guest!
Draco:( Runs at her and gives her a huge wet one)Okay, now the one who wants three!
A.N: (watches Elnora stumble off stage, as Draco mouths "call me") ok, our next guest is, drum role please, Periwinklemagic!
Draco:(pulls her onto stage and gives her three kisses and mumbles his number in her ear)
A.N: enough of this, lets hear it!
---- Hermiones POV ----
Sun beamed through Hermiones eyelids, waking her up. She stretched and looked around the room she was in. She still couldn't believe that she was here and looking around the magnificent room, all thoughts of Malfoy left her memory.
She got out of bed and made for the bathroom door, when she opened it and entered, she quickly turned away from the sight she saw. There was Draco, in the pool sized bathtub, and from what she could see, was completely naked!
"Ugh, Malfoy, put something on!" She yelled, shielding her eyes with her hands.
Malfoy pulled himself out of the pool and said "Granger, most girls would die to see me naked, but today, no such luck"
Gingerly, she took away one of her hands from her eye, and sighed in relief, he was there, dripping wet, wearing a pair of black swim shorts. Her eyes lingered on him for a moment. As he dried himself off, his muscles glistening with moisture and his hair in his gorgeous deep silver eyes, he looked so hot. He had a six pack and strong muscular arms that she would love wrapped around her...'NO! she thought in horror 'I do not want him wrapping his muscular arms around me... I don't!'
He smirked "like what you see Granger?"and with that, stalked off to his room.
Hermione just stood there, in her tank top and pajama pants (with monkeys!) and ran off to her bathroom and took a shower.
When she had finished, she walked out in her towel, only to find Malfoy there, looking at her with his mouth hanging open... this was her chance to get even.
" like what you see, Malfoy?" she gave him a triumphant smile and walked past him to her room... as she walked by, he slapped her ass! and said "any girl in a towel is fine by me!"
She glared at him and made her way to her room.She dried her hair and got dressed.
She wore a pair of tight blue jeans and a white, cotton V-neck, tee-shirt. She had on black skater shoes with red laces. She brushed her hair into a loose ponytail, with strands falling to frame her face.
She ran down the stairs and made for the library, but paused when she saw Malfoy laying on the couch, wearing blue jeans and a black tee-shirt, reading a book. She glance at the title and nearly burst out laughing, it was the book she had found in the library the first night there, I could get used to this:100 ways to make cleaning a snap! She snuck past him and out the stone Phoenix, that hid the doorway to the common room.
----Dracos POV----
Draco shook his head to rid it of the thoughts that had entered it and slapped himself mentally at what he had done, after all, he was a growing, horny boy and a girl in a towel was to much to resist! But he was a Malfoy, and Malfoys didn't do that.
Flash Back
He pulled himself out of the pool when he heard Granger yelling "Ugh, Malfoy, put something on!" she covered her eyes with her hands. Of course he wasn't naked so he decided a good insult was in order, he put on his best smirk and said "Granger, most girls would die to see me naked, but today, no such luck"
He began to dry himself off, glancing at Hermione a little more then he should have(A.N:and in totally inappropriate places! Wink, wink) she looked very cute, with her hair messed up and wearing cute pajama pants and a shirt that showed her naval, and in her belly button, was a small charm of a snake wrapped around a rose hanging from a hole in the top of her belly button(A.N:sorry, but i didn't know how to describe that any other way, but her belly button was pierced, in case you didn't get that) he thought it looked extremely sexy. He shuddered as he thought that and just to recover he said "Like what you see, Granger?" as he noticed her looking at him.
He was slightly disappointed as she ran to the bathroom with no comeback, not even a glare! He turned and left the bathroom, a little let down. He went to his room and read for a little while and realized that he forgot his toothbrush in the bathroom. He walked back in and got the toothbrush and paused, the shower had stopped and Granger was coming out.
His mouth nearly dropped through the floor as he saw her. She was wearing a towel and her wet hair cascaded over her shoulders. He was totally overtaken by his hormones as she said "like what you see, Malfoy?" and he couldn't believe what he did next! He had said "any girl in a towel is fine by me!" but what he had done after that revolted him in every possible way... as she walked by, he slapped her ass! He was horrified and he just left the bathroom.
End Flash Back
He shuddered and got dressed in his room, just some jeans and a black tee-shirt for today... he wasn't going out at all. He went into the library and saw a book laying on one of the tables. 'I Could get Used to This:One Hundred Ways to Make Cleaning a Snap!'
He had nothing better to do so he picked up the book and plopped on the couch. He heard Granger coming down the stairs, but he didn't care 'good'he thought'get her out of my hair...'
He went to sleep that night not knowing that tomorrow, a plot was being against him... bum, bum, buuuum!
A.N: well? what did you think? good? bad? review!
Draco: I thought it was bad...
A.N: oh ya...Hairless Monkey!
Draco:(let out a high pitch scream and dove off stage) Run for your lives...thier coming!
A.N:(wiping tears from eyes, from laughing) ok... on another note, I wrote a new one chapter story, it's 'Always Know Your Loved" and it's angsty, please read it and review I wrote it like three weeks ago and no ones reviewed! I need some love! well.. Review!
Draco:(from back stage) and be nice! It's not that good...
A.N: Hairless Monkey!
Draco:aaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!
A.N:(smiling angelically) Tee hee.
