Angelus: I'm good at procrastinating, in fact I am one of the best

Syphon: That isn't anything to be proud of.

Angelus: Shut up --

/Yami to Hikari/

-Hikari to Yami-

Chapter 4

Annoyances

As Anzu walked off with Bakura, who continued to look back to check on if anyone was following him, Malik continued to eye the both of them with disgust.

'I can't believe she would actually go out with him and I can't believe that I actually rather her go out with me!' Malik shook his head and completely forgot about the Pharaoh and his sister and begun to stealthily follow them.

Meanwhile Isis continued to try and carry in the documents with Yami's help. She ignored the fact that her brother had yet again disappeared. Once they had gotten everything organised Yami gave her a disarming smile and said, "Lets take a break Isis, you work to hard."

Isis smiled and nodded, "Yes my Pharaoh and I know the perfect spot."

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The others however, which included Otogi, had decided to hit the shops, or rather Shizuka had suggested it and Honda and Otogi had agreed and Jou would do anything to make his younger sister happy agreed as well. This left Ryou and Yugi to just tag along.

However they didn't make to far when something else decided to make itself known.

Jonouchi's stomach.

"Heh heh I guess it's time for lunch you guys," Jou said grinning, "and I can see just the place!" With that Jou grabbed a hold of his little sisters hands and ran into the glass doors of Burger World.

Like he was going to leave his sister with the two perverts.

"Well," Yugi said shrugging, "it is nearly lunch time anyway."

Ryou smiled and nodded, "Yes I am quite hungry myself."

The others followed Jou at a more reasonable pace and lined up behind the brother and sister until it was finally time to order.

"Hi how may I help you," the young woman at the counter asked.

Jou smiled, "Hey I would like two burgers, a large fries and a coke, oh and Shizuka do you want anything?

"Um excuse me sir but I'm afraid we have ran out of French fries, would you like anything else?"

"Oh," come the oh-so-intelligent reply, Jou looked slightly disappointed but then perked up, "I know can you get me a medium fries."

Yugi shook his while Honda and Otogi began to snicker. Shizuka sighed and Ryou pretended he didn't know Jonouchi and ignored what was happening.

The young lady was looking slightly flustered while she replied, "Sir we don't have any of that,' taking in a deep breath she tried to calm herself down. "Now was there anything else that you want?"

Jou scratched his head, "How 'bout a small fries do you have enough of that?"

The lady lost it. "Listen you idiot, who put the 'straw' in 'strawberry'?"

"Uhhh... Nature did?"

"Yes, now who put the 'ap' in 'apricot'?"

"Nature did."

"And who put the 'freak' in French fries?"

Jou blinked, "There is no 'freak' in French fries."

"That's what I have been trying to tell you," the woman said clenching her hands in frustration. "Now take your two burgers and coke and," here the woman freakily calmed down and gave a calm smile, "have a nice day."

Scared Jonouchi grabbed his food and sat down at a table. Luckily the rest of the orders went without a hitch, once the whole group was seated Jou gave them all a weird look.

"What was that lady's problem?"

They all just laughed.

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"Put it on credit hon," the beautiful blonde duellist said holding out a gold credit card. The guy took the card and swiped it and gave Mai her receipt. She signed it with a flourish and then glanced at the multiple bags that were lying at the counter.

"Now," Mai said thoughtfully, "What kind of idiot can I get to carry my bags?"

"Hey guys look it's Mai," a familiar voice came from the crowd. Jou pushed his way through the crowd with, Shizuka, Honda, Yugi, Ryou and Otogi quickly following.

"Well look at what the cat dragged in," Mai said smiling at Jonouchi.

"Nice to see you to," Jou replied slightly disgruntled.

"What are you doing here Mai?" Yugi asked curious. Mai gave him a wink, "Well little Yugi that's a secret but you well probably found that out later."

"Alright," Yugi answered not looking to happy with the fact that he was called 'little Yugi'. Mai ignored this fact and picked up all of her bags, turning to Jonouchi she said, "Jou, be a gentleman and make yourself useful."

Mai then dumped the lot into Jou's hands and didn't get a chance to decline. Needless to say he could barely see were he was going. Honda and Otogi began to chuckle, "You can see who is the master in this relationship, or should I say mistress. Jou she has you whipped man," Otogi said laughing.

Shizuka glared at Otogi, "Well I think that my Oni-chan is being very polite and thoughtful, besides I think it nice that he carries Mai's bags."

Honda grabbed a hold of Shizuka's hand, "You know I'll carry your bags any time you need it, and I also completely agree with you."

Otogi smacked Honda across the head, "You were laughing to you idiot," he said scowling. Then changing back to his usual charming self he smiled at Shizuka and said "I was just joking you know, I would do anything to help a lady in need. You know that."

Jou voice came muffled from all the bags he was under, "Are you to hitting on my sister again, because if you are I'm gonna kick your asses."

Yugi shook his head and watched as Mai tried to get Jou to follow her to her car to put away her shopping. He rubbed his temples tiredly and mumbled, "I have the biggest headache now."

Meanwhile Ryou was looking at the quarrelling duo and thought quietly to himself, 'And they think Jonouchi's whipped, they should look at themselves. I don't know what is worse them, Mai and Jou, or Anzu and Bakura. Speaking of which I wonder what those two are doing.'

Carefully opening his mind to the link of a yami and a hikari Ryou reached out for Bakura. Not wanting to disturb them as he done so at the most inopportune moment.

-Bakura- he asked carefully.

/What the fuck do you want now/ came the angry response.

-Uhhh just seeing how you are doing that's all but if this is a bad time...- Ryou trailed off.

/Oh no I'm just fan-fucking-tastic, first we bump into the Pharaoh and Malik arguing, then that freakin' perverted kid grabs my woman and then she says not to harm him, oh Ra I need a drink. /

-Yeah you do that Bakura, see ya later- with that Ryou gave a mental sigh and closed the link. Then he slowly looked around to see the backs of his friends.

"Hey guys wait for me!"

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Well then didn't Bakura sound pissed, lets find out what made him so angry in the first place.

Anzu and Bakura had finished their nice picnic lunch and were now currently wandering the streets of Domino aimlessly. Little did they know that Malik was following them quietly, he didn't get to have any of the lunch that the other two and so as a result he was starving.

Following them he watched as Anzu dragged Bakura into the arcade to play the new and improved version of Dance Dance Revolution. Figuring he had at least ten to fifteen minutes to get something to eat Malik looked for the closest fast food restaurant.

Yet unfortunately for him that was never to be.

Walking past one of the fancier café's he saw two familiar people and Malik nearly had a heart attack. Take a guess who he saw.

Come on this one is really obvious.

People work with me here.

...

Fine it was Yami and Isis.

And what was worse it looked like Yami was going to give Isis a kiss, and not on the cheeks either.

Malik completely lost his appetite and pushed his way through the door.

"What the hell do you think your doing to MY sister!"

Take a guess who that came from, I'll give you a hint it wasn't Jonouchi.

Isis and Yami jumped apart like startled rabbits before regaining their composure. Then they turned and looked at Malik at the same time their eyes twitching.

"Listen brother I know you don't like Yami but must you make a scene every time we are together. I believe I am old enough to know what I want and Yami and I are responsible enough to know how to act appropriately for this situation," Isis said, her voice even, the complete opposite from the look on her face.

"Would please take this outside," the manager asked exasperatedly, "you are disturbing the customers."

Yami scowled, threw down the money to pay for the coffee and took Isis's hand and led her out of there. Malik followed them quietly, desperately wishing he still had the Millennium Rod and it wasn't so he could control minds either.

The moment they left the café Yami turned on Malik, "What were you thinking pulling a stunt like that, I know for a fact that you don't like me but do you also have to embarrass your older sister like a whining child."

Whining child, whining child that stupid excuse for a Pharaoh called him a fucking whining child, 'I show him,' Malik decided but has he opened his mouth to make a scathing retort Malik was cut short by the sound of mocking laughter.

And it was familiar mocking laughter.

Yami slowly shook his head rubbing his temples, looking surprisingly like his hikari at the moment, muttered, "I don't need to deal with two psychos right now." Isis just sighed.

"Looks like the desert rat is now speechless," Bakura said laughing.

"Shut up tomb robber I don't need any crap from you right now," Malik retorted.

Anzu looked over to Yami and Isis, "What happened?"

Bakura's eyes swept over them scathingly, "Nothing that you need to be concerned about, let's leave before I lose my lunch." Thus grabbing Anzu's hand he dragged her out of the conversation, Anzu just cast him an annoyed look but then decided that she would figure it out later.

Malik watched them go, 'Dammit now I'll lose them, get a tongue-lashing from Isis and I'm still bloody hungry'.

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As Anzu and Bakura left the three Egyptians Anzu spotted someone who she had hoped to never see again.

"Hey Anzu are you still hanging out with losers, you should go out with me instead." This comment though came from the nephew of Hiroto Honda and was the son of Tohru Sohma a beautiful young women who was currently holding the annoying toddler, she claimed that the perverted side was to be blamed on uncles, on both sides.

In other words it was Johji, the perverted baby.

Squealing he begun to demand to be held by Anzu instead of his own mother, Tohru looked at Anzu, "Hi Anzu, listen could you do me a large favour and just look after him while grab a few things from the shops, Johji get bored when I'm in there for to long."

From the look on Anzu's face it seemed to be the last thing that she wanted to do but one look from Tohru's pleading eyes she sighed and said yes.

Bakura however had no idea why they had to look after the baby besides he didn't trust the kid at all. In fact Bakura had never liked kids, soon he was going to find out why.

Tohru handed Johji to Anzu and said, "I'll be as quick as possible" and quickly darted into the shops. The moment Johji entered Anzu's arms Bakura's torture began, not only was the dum perverted baby was burying his face into her chest he also began to grab her ... ahem breasts. Needless to say Bakura began to clench and unclench his fists, trying to keep himself calm. The only thing that kept him from sending the brat into the Shadow Realm was that Anzu although disgusted with Johji herself shot him, THE look. You know, the one that means if you do what I think you want to do I'll castrate you.

Yet if you look from Bakura's point of view he was doing a reasonably well keeping himself under control well that is until Johji began to make comments.

"What are you doing with that idiot Anzu," was one of them, "We would be so good for each other," was another but wait then there was his favourite, "Look at him he looks like a little snow rat with that stupid dangly thing around his neck, what an idiot."

Bakura's eye began to twitch.

"What a loser, he thinks he is so co-"

That was it!

"You fucking little retard I'm gonna fucking rip your insides out, no wait I'm going to introduce you to a friend of mine. How would you like to meet the Man-Eating Bug." With that Bakura reached into his back pocket to grab the card that he wanted when Tohru came back out.

"Johji! I hope you were a good boy, thankyou so much Anzu for looking after him."

Anzu shot Bakura a look freezing him in place and then smiled at Tohru, "No problem, anytime you need any help, just ask, see you later."

Tohru nodded and waved while Johji looked longingly over her shoulder but when saw Bakura he gave a smirk and poked his tongue out.

Bakura blinked, that fucking little brat had just gotten the better of him. That was it! Pulling out the Man-Eating Bug Bakura was about to summon him when...

WHACK!

"Don't you dare do that Bakura, I know he is a pervert but that does not mean he has to be stuck in the shadow realm."

"But-"

Anzu continued on as if she wasn't interrupted, "He is just a kid Bakura, he doesn't know any better and if you had of done that, I would have gotten Yami to send you to the shadow realm."

That was the wrong to say to Bakura who already had a sore spot about Yami.

"Well if you want to have Yami send me to the Shadow Realm why don't you and then you can go out with him instead!" With that Bakura walked off leaving Anzu with tears in her eyes.

Neither of them saw the lavender eyes that were watching them yet again.

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Angelus: Whew well sorry for the long delay but not only was I procrastinating but when I did get around to it our computer crashed so yeah and I would like to say thankyou to all of the reviewers.

Bye and please review!