I am really really really really sorry!!! I really need time to think about this fanfic.... I'll just change chap 2. coz it really doesn't fit at all... so here's the REAL chap 2...
Chapter 2
Ranma walking with a stick (as usual)..
Ranma: Kuso! Akane... it's just a joke... why does she always treat me like that ... mallet and then fly away and then a slap and then a punch and.... What more!!! A stupid flying barbell that is about to fall on my head??!!....
Then he heard something above.... A barbell that is about to hit his head..
Ranma: And it will hit on someone who is about to eat my dinner!!!
Back at the Tendo residence
Kasumi: Mina! Dinner is ready we'll just wait for Ranma
Genma was about to eat Ranma's dinner when suddenly he a barbell hit his head
Genma: Itaaa!.... hmm? (looking at the barbell then at the roof) Soun! Your ceiling is broken!
At the front door....
Ranma: I'm back.. I'm so hungry what's dinner
Kasumi: O Ranma-kun we were waiting for you come let's eat....
Ranma: Hai!!!!
While eating....
Soun: So ... Ranma... have you choose your first love? If I know... Akane is your first love.. ne- Saotome-kun
Akane (blushes)
Ranma (choking): Oi! I'm eating here! Besides who the hell I am kissing Akane! That kawaiikunee and unsexy tomboy... wahahahahaha
Akane: errrrrrrrr...... Fine! Go ahead you still have you beautiful, sexy and a WOMAN fiancé ( turns back then mallets Ranma) hmph!
Ranma: Kawaiikunee.....
Soun ( whispers Genma- panda): L.Q. love quarrel
Ranma: Urusai!
Akane on their rooftop
Akane: -Ranma no Baka why cant he just understand what I feel that I...I...Ca...-
Shampoo appears one of the rooftops
Shampoo: Shampoo Ranma first love , Ranma first love Shampoo....Ranma needs Shampoo kiss turn back boy and Shampoo need Ranma kiss turn back girl..
Akane (scratching head): Your point is?
Shampoo: Akane must die so Ranma not choose Akane!... Prepare to die!
Ukyou: MATTEO!
Ryouga: Shampoo stop this please you don't understand
Ukyou: You know that Ranma's first love is....
Shampoo: Stop! Shampoo no need explains Ranma love Shampoo and Shampoo love Ranma! We compatible not (points Akane) Akane....
Akane was about cry when Ranma appears on the roof...
Ranma: What the hell is this!!!
Akane: Ranma!
Shampoo ( comes closer to Ranma): Ranma kiss now Shampoo!
Ranma: Na-nani?!
Ukyou (whispers Akane): Don't just stand there.... Remember that Ranma's first love is you
Akane: Me?! But he always tease me and even make me...
Ukyou: Cry?... You know Akane you cry because you don't really have this experienced to be teased by someone that you love... Isn't that right Ryouga- honey
Ryouga (blushes): Hai!!!
Akane: Love I don't even love this guy
Shampoo: Well then Ranma don't kiss Shampoo then Shampoo (with devilish smile) force Ailen/ Airen... Tendo prepare battle!
Akane: Na-nani?!
Author's note
Well end of chappy 2 next mission complete chappy 3!! Sori for the long waits because of school activities.... Thanks for the review they give me energy to finish this fic!