A Predictable Predicament

By: Rosedreamer49

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot.

Chapter 5: Resolution (wow, five chapters?)

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The pink arch of the entry way loomed over Syaoran like a threatening predator, and the little naked babies floating around had their arrows aimed right at him. He felt alone, and frightened. Well, almost alone. He was all to aware of an especially mad Touya, and mad in the crazy sense of the word. He was almost foaming at the mouth, he was trying so hard to prove to Syaoran that he wasn't afraid of the roller coaster. But little did he know, this was not the Roller Coaster.

"Uh, Touya, we don't have to go on this ride."

"Ooooo...Is Syaoran scared?" Syaoran looked around at the pointy hearts, armed babies, and the threatening swan boat that they were about to board.

"Yes."

"Ooooo... You're scared? Of a little roller coaster? Ha ha..." He walked onto the little boat, still not noticing the strange decor. In fact, he did not notice the distinctly Valentine's Day feel for another two seconds, immediately after the safety bar was lowered. And by then there was nothing they could do.

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Eriol was also a little worried. He had never actually been in the Tunnel of Love, and he certainly didn't want to spend his time watching the two men he was supposed to. He was far more interested in his girlfriend. He and Tomoyo took their seats, and he suavely placed his arm around her. She leaned onto his shoulder, and looked up at him dreamily, losing herself in his eyes.

They were rudely interrupted by a voice telling them to watch their heads, and to keep their arms, legs, and faces out of the water. Tomoyo started laughing, and soon Eriol caught on too. They were almost to the level of hysteria when suddenly, the boat started moving, and they jolted into a kiss. A kiss that didn't end until they upset the boat.

SPLASH!!!...need I say more?

:[]: Touya's face started to pale to the ivory of the swan boat. His eyes opened as wide as dishes, and his mouth twisted in an expression of pure disgust.

"Ewwwwwwww! Yuck." He shrank away from the sides of the boat, and sat up straight, "I can't believe you let me get on this ride. Are you harboring some secret desire to be on a plastic swan...boat with me? I thought you were in love with my sister."

Syaoran sat quietly. He knew from past experiences not to argue with Touya when he was in a rage. In fact, nothing, short of a large dousing of water, could cool his anger at a time like this.

SPLASH!!!

'Wow," Thought a dripping wet Syaoran, 'Great timing'

Touya was sputtering. He was frozen in place with his arm above his head, and his mouth open in a yell, and his eyes wide in surprise. Syaoran looked at him, and started to laugh. He cachinnated, chortled, chuckled, convulsed, cracked up, giggled, grinned, guffawed, hee-hawed, howled, snickered, sniggered, snorted, split, tehee-d, tittered, whizgiggied, and whooped, in alphabetical order. Touya looked at him, and then a smile broke out on his face, and he began to laugh too. Soon the two men were laughing so hard they could barely stand up.

Tomoyo and Eriol looked at each other and nodded. There work here was done. They went back to kissing. Tomoyo's last coherent thought was, 'Men are so strange sometimes, wait till I tell Sakura what happened!'

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Ok, despite the fact that this is a possible ending, since I have no life, I may be continuing this. However, probably not until June. I have finals, and a whole bunch of stuff coming up, including a concert, and other stuff. I can't make time to post a decent chapter, and I think that a bad chapter is worse than no chapter. Well, maybe. Thanks for the reviews, despite the paucity of them, I still liked reading them. Please, if you are reading, just drop me a note. It doesn't have to be long, just coherent.

Also, I learned a new word today: defenestrate; To throw out a window.

Isn't that cool? I didn't know there was a word that meant to throw out a window. It comes from the German word, Fenster, which means window. Cool, but strange. I like it.

I will be back soon, but not before finals.