Title: WIESS AGE
Chapter 01: THE MOVIE
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Ameute as Narrator: We start our story with rose petals falling everywhere.... petals?.? RAN!
Ran: ¬.¬ "What? I like roses."
Ameute: "THATS BESIDE THE PIONT! WERES THE SNOW ITS SUPPOSE TO BE WINTER!"
Youji: "oh hell no, the mans got a point, this little sloth dose not go running around in the snow!"
Ameute: "Oh for the love of Pete and Pete. NO rose petals! You're totally messing up the point the movie."
Yuriko: "She's right you know, I mean it is in the title and all."
Youji: "Aren't you suppose to be running from an avalanche right know, acorn girl"
Ran: "avalanche of roses?" 0.o
Youji: smirk "real big thorn roses...."
Yuriko: "You are so not acting like the ladies man I've heard."
Youji: grins "Show me a LADY and you'll see me in action."
And this point where it look like a broil between Youji and Yuriko would start but, as our luck would have it Ran and Ameute came to an agreement.
OK
We start our story with White rose petals falling everywhere, the Wiess age was coming and the assassin herds were migrating to warm climates.... Florida! :P
But as it seems one cranky assassin however didn't get the memo. But let's not let that bother us, as our attainchen is focused on a lazy... I mean lonely assassin still asleep a top a tree.
Youji of the Sloth family mutters: "Who would build a highway next to my house.... Haven't they heard not to disturb the peace." One of Youji's eye carefully opens to get a peak under his sunglasses then he closed the eye again, this information is then snail mail to his brain.
Youji's brain: "We entrap you day dreaming for this important news break! It seems after last night's drink-o-rama; we have some how, one again ended up sleeping in a tree. We now return you to your average dreaming."
Youji: "That's nice... a. tre... WHAT!" losses balance and falls from the tree "owchch... god damn pink elephants..." Youji stands up and brushes him self off and starts wandering around half asleep. "Where'd those hot babes go? I know they were real heehee..."
Meanwhile....
Schuldich Rhino and Brad Rhino stand not so far away.
Brad: "Schuldich I'll give you to the count of 10 and then I'm just going to leave, I feel like an idiot standing here blind folded."
Schuldich: "ohky. You're so cute when you're eratable. Tada!"
Brad unties the bandana: "Schuldich did you make this!"
Schuldich: "well... Ya I mean I know a salad is no gourmet breakfast but I did get those little star hashbrowns that you like my sweet."
Brad: "Schuld it's wonderful."
Youji comes wandering throw: "oh man what I step in last night I mean look at this man." hold up for Brad and Schuldich to see the strange green / pink gunk and starts wipe it off on the side of the table, little splats landing in the salad. "I mean I'd so loss my lunch but I haven't had breakfast... oh I love those little star hashbrowns!" pours ketchup all over the stars and sprinkles pepper. "I mean ketchup make everything good but you have to try it with pepper I mean, you don't know what you're missing out on." Starts munching down.
Schuldich shacking as he stars at Youji with this blank look: "Bradley..."
Brad's glasses does that evil shiny eyeing thingy at Youji: "Take a deep breath Schuld..."
Schuldich still shacking with anger: "He's eating the breakfast I spent all morning making for you..."
Youji 0.0 "Oh, my mistake, I, I mean oh huu. I... its still good I mean see..." try's to scrap off some of the ketchup/pepper off the star hashbrowns.
Schuldich cracks his knuckles: "now?"
Youji start slowly backing away.
Brad: "NOW!!"
Youji runs screaming... well to be more process it sounds more like a little girl shrieking. Youji try's to loss them on a herd that's walking by, He looks over his shoulder and runs right in to someone. "Hay!" Youji can hear the mad couple getting closer and jumps behind the innocent bystander. "If any one calls tell them I'm non hear!"
Schuldich and Brad come to a halt "Damn," say Schuldich "witch way did he go!"
"Don't worry we'll find him and when we do we'll have our fun with him." Brad smirks
Youji gulps hiding behind the other man. "Look I want no part of this, so get away from me!" he starts waking away from Youji but is pooled back "What! This is a miss understanding you got to help me!"
"Look I said I don't care! Now get off me!!!"
Schuldich: "I don't see him in the crowd." Brad stops a girl "Excuse me miss..."
"Names Yuriko. Yukiko Squeal." Say Yuriko
"Miss Squeal have you seen a Mr. Sloth today?"
"Oh ya he's over there!" points to where Youji is hiding and Youji squeaks.
Bradley bows "thank you kindly." The Rhinos jogs over to Youji and the other unknown man.
Youji try's one last time pleading for the stranger to help him. "Please I'll do anything for you! Just don't let them kill me! I want to live! There are so many things I haven't done! Girls I haven't sleep with! Clubs I haven't graced with my presence!"
'Oh god. The world might be better off without this guy...' thought the man.
Schuldich: "Step a side pall if you know what's good for you!"
The man glares at Schuldich, he was getting tired of everyone telling him what to do. "Don't you think two to one are unfair odds for some one who can't even defend them self."
Brad take a step forward: "Ok lover if that's how you feel then we'll do a little one on one, me and you, how dose that sound?"
It's at this point that the four realize they have a crowd watching. The man signs "If it will get you freaks to leave me alone then so be it!" the Rhinos doesn't even waste a sec. and charges at the other two. The mysterious man holds out his black cane trying to hold the two at bay, but the ground is covered with dust of dirt making him and Youji slowly slide backwards. Its then Youji realizes that there's a cliff behind him that the man had been gaze out at. "Oh god-I'm go it die-I'm go it die...."
Schuldich jumps back to give him room as he leaps in to the air with a knife in hand.
::kalling::
Brad gasps in shock to find that it wasn't a cane but a shield for the man's sword witch he was using now to block Schuldich's attack. 'How can he be strong enough to hold us both back with just one arm?! His hold on the sword cover hasn't weakened even thought he's using one arm to hold me back with a hollow shield!' then to Brads horror as Schuldich come down the man turned his sword cutting across Schuldich stomach.
"Schuld!" Brad quickly runs to him.
Schuldich hold his stomach trying to stop the blood.. Bradley hold Schuldich and putting his hand over Schuld's own like a soon to be father over the mothers tummy. "I think it's just a flesh wound." Gasps Schuldich.
"You won't get away with this!" Brad looks to Schuldich knowing this isn't the time to be standing around. "You just better hope this is the last time our paths cross on the migration." Brad scoops Schuldich up and runs off to get his lover to a hospital.
The man puts his sword away as the crowd cheers in ah of the amazing fight.
"My Hero!!!" cheers Youji and give the man a bear... uhm sloth hug. "Aff let. Go. Of me!" he huffs but Youji losses his balance, forgetting he was right on the edge of the cliff. The crowd gasps in horror as the two disappear over the cliff.
Yukiko wave the crowd. "Ok focus nothing to see here! Please keep moving, and remember to use the buddie system on your journey! You can't get lost so long as you have your buddie, know move along! Nothing to see here!"
Looks off in to the sunrise 'the two stars paths have come together and know their long journey begins...' Yukiko closes her eyes putting her hands in to her pockets 'I have to stop reading those cheese novels.'
To be counted...
Chapter 01: The Movie
!! :: Outtakes :: !!
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Youji comes barging in on Schuld and Brads breakfast "I mean ketchup make everything good but you have to try it with pepper I mean you don't know..." take a some stars in his mouth and spits it out "oh gross that is the most discussing thing I've ever tasted!!"
Farfie comes up a take a taste "Taste good to me!" #
Brad, Schuld, Youji 0.o;;
Youji: "You were going to make me eat something that that freak made!"
Farfie .# "You just have no taste for real quasi food."
Brad & Schuld try not to laugh
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Youji try's to eat the ketchup/pepper hashbrowns stars will making faces and others are trying to keep straight faces.
Finally Schuldich can't hold back and burst in to laughter "Cut cut!"
Schuldich tries to apologies throw his laughing will holding his stomach;
Youji spits out the food "ewwawww...."
Brad hears that little whine and bursts in to laughter along with other cast member off set.
"I need some water..." says Youji waking off set.
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After his attack fails Schuldich slowly come down from his jump and Ran turned his sword cutting across Schuldich stomach.
"Schuld!" Brad quickly runs to him.
Ameute: "Cut! Ok Brad, I need you to give more feeling. Remember this is your lover, your mate for life. Now lets take it again."
Schuldich struggles and Ran raises his eyebrow "Again? But he's bleeding all over the set."
Ameute: "He's what.... OH DEAR GOD! I TOLD YOU PEOPLE NO REAL WEPONES!"
Schuldich smirks "but you said to make it realistic..."
Brad takes his shirt and ties it around the man's stomach. "Some one get the paramedics! We have a dyeing man in here! And Ran what the hell were you thinking!!!"
Ran glares at Brad while cleaning his sword before the blood can dry "Hay he's the one that told me to use the real sword!"
Schuldich still smirking and still bleeding "It ok really. Like the script says 'Its just a flesh wound' you don't think I would be stupid enough to let him kill me would you."
Nagi comes running over with the pairofmedtic "I don't think you want us answering that question right know you moron!"
Ameute goes over to the medics then look over her shoulder. "Will you turn that thing off! This isn't an episode of COPS!"
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Next time!
Will there be a next time?
Will there be a new chapter?
Well....
Duu! :p
But that doesn't mean you shouldn't still tell me what you think!
Head up and pencils down for....
Wiess Age Chapter 02: A Mothers love.