A Predictable Predicament

By: Rosedreamer49

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot.

Chapter 6: Kami-sama, I have to pee!

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Touya and Syaoran were still sopping wet when they arrived at Sakura's apartment an hour and a half later. But they were also still laughing. As soon as they were about to calm down, all they would have to do is look at the other, and they were set off again. But somehow, they ended up standing, dripping all over the floor, in Sakura's kitchen, where the whole day had begun.

Sakura gave them one look, and raised her eyebrows. How they could have gotten so wet in just an hour was a mystery to her. Especially when the last news she had heard was that they were headed towards the Tunnel of Love. But she shrugged, and waited until the pair had stopped laughing. Which was a while.

When they had been separated, and dried off, Sakura sat them both down and asked for an explanation. The two men looked at each other, and started laughing again.

"Did you see her face? When we got off, all sopping wet?"

"Oh, yeah, I couldn't believe it! That was funny."

Sakura growled. She obviously wasn't going to get any information from her brother or her fiancee, so she picked up the phone, and called Tomoyo. The phone rang and rang, for almost a minute, and finally, the answering machine picked up.

"Hi, you've reached Tomoyo, I'm busy right now, so, leave a message, and I'll call you back! Ta!" Beep

"Gosh, Tomoyo, I know you're there, just pick up the phone...please?" She waited for a moment, until,

"Hello? Sakura, this is Eriol, umm, Tomoyo can't come to the phone right now." Eriol was breathing heavily, and he sounded a little annoyed.

"Eriol? What's going on?" Sakura heard Tomoyo saying in the background. "Come back!" Sakura blushed. She wasn't as naive as she used to be.

"Umm...Eriol, it's ok, I'll just call back tomorrow. Thanks, Bye." She hung up quickly, and blushed. Touya and Syaoran had calmed down, and she asked them again what had happened. They started to tell her about the Tunnel of Love, and in the end, she was laughing just as hard as they were. She eventually served them dinner, and they spent the rest of the evening laughing together. Sakura was happy, mostly because her plan worked. Her two favorite men had finally discovered why she liked the other so much. :[]:

(Four Months Later)

"But Yukiiiii....I don't wanna go to the rehearsal..." Touya whined. "It's scary!"

"Touya, you have to. You have a big part in this wedding, and it means a lot to Sakura."

"Meh, I know. Fine, I'll go." Touya pulled on his jacket, and the pair got into Yuki's car and left. The drive to the church was short, and they were a little early. They went inside, and Yuki went into the sanctuary. Touya started to follow him, but then he got the familiar urge.

"Hey, Yuki, I got to go to the bathroom. I'll meet up with you later." Touya walked towards the narthex, and made a turn to the left. Within a few minutes, he was hopelessly lost. He made a desperate jog to the right, and down some stairs, and then up some stairs, and then up a hallway. "Wait," he said to himself, "I have definitely seen this window before. Kami-sama, I have to pee." He started hopping up and down, but then he stopped when he thought he heard a voice. He ran down a new passage, and heard the voice get louder. He skidded to a halt when he recognized the voice, and almost shouted a 'hello' to his future brother in law. However, he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard what Syaoran was saying.

"Yes Mama, I know...I'm sorry, but I have to stay in Tomoeda, I--....Yes, I'm aware of that, and NO, I will not make Sakura leave. She said she wanted her brother to be happy, and...yes. No, I am not going to tell anyone that they HAVE to go. If Sakura doesn't want to go to Hong Kong, then I won't make her go....What? How could you expect me to do something like that to her. You know I love her, and I could never leave her....YES, I love her that much, The clan leadership position is worth less to me. Yes. Good Bye." Syaoran shut his cellular phone with a snap, and started to walk away, muttering about stupid clans and annoying mothers and what in the world was he going to do. Touya was left standing shocked at what he had heard, completely forgetting his need to use the restroom.

However, the need came rushing back to him as Syaoran turned the corner, and Touya ran after him, calling his name. 'Maybe,' he thought, 'he knows where the toilet is in this stupid church. Kami-sama I have to pee.'

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...and the plot thickens...

YES! NO MORE FINALS, NO MORE FINALS, I LOVE SUMMER! And I had a very good testing period, and my concert went wonderfully, except that Caroline (my friend) entered on the wrong row in the first half, messing up the entire choir's standing arrangement. But it was ok in the end.

On the bright side, I have NO MORE SCHOOL! This makes me happy, in case you couldn't tell. This probably means that I will have more time to update, and also, possibly get my braces off. (YAY) Next year, I'm a freshman...or as some of my friends say, fresh-woman. But enough pathetic jokes, I hope you enjoyed the chapter, even if it is a little short. See you next week, and thank you to all the reviewers again. I love you.