I'm BAAACK. And done, as it were. I'm switching my pen name so, you might not be able to find this, not like it matters cause its DONE! So I just ended it cause I was lazy, but oh well. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own, don't sue.
"Where am I? Who am I?" Suddenly, Sam shouted again and it halfway broke Strider out of his daze. "I think I'm supposed to be defending the person that yelled." He said. So he grabbed what he thought was his sword and ran up the passage to meet the Nazgul head on. Or more like shoulder on as it were. His vision was blurry because of his fall and that made him run into the passage walls which caused him to loose even more eyesight, resulting into him stumbling onto the top of weathertop (haha the top of weathertop. I'm sorry, I'm easily amused.) very unprepared. He ran, or more like fell, at the Nazgul. They screamed and moved out of his way and Strider ended up tripping and catching his sword on fire. Of course, it wasn't really his sword; it was a tree branch with an end the width of the swords hilt.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! I'm on fire, I'm on fire!!! MUMMY" he wailed, flailing his torch around in the air. Strider whirled about so much he ended up hitting two of the Nazgul before realizing three things. One, he wasn't on fire two, hitting the Nazgul with the torch made them run away and three, his mummy was dead and had been for a long time.
"I miss mummy," he sobbed and started to throw a temper tantrum. "Why can't she be HERE? It's all Aragorn's fault!" Strider was throwing his arms around so violently that he had hit all but one of the Ringwraiths with the flaming torch. He continued his rampage, unaware of any stray rocks that might have been in his path.
"Stupid stupid stupid STUAHHHHHH!!" While jumping up and down in his rage, Strider had tripped over a stone. As he fell, he hit his head on stone and died intently. The last Nazgul regained the ring and brought it to Sauron, the dark lord, who laughed insanely while destroying all of middle earth.
"And that," concluded Mrs. VanKeller "Is an example of fan fiction. It uses the same characters and setting owned by J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy but the plot, as you have probably figured out, is completely different. Cheap writers use this genre because they are too stupid to think of anything but the plot. Even though the genre is a rip off, I still want you to write your own fan fiction story based on any book of your choice. It will be due in three days." The class groaned.
Don't worry, I don't think fanfic writers are crap (I am one). But my English teacher last year did...
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P.S.-I'm currently writing a new Harry Potter fanfic: Ron's Story: The Life of a Terrorized Weasley. hint hint