By Luminous Bedpost
One fine day, in Mognet Central, there was a moogle. I must say, there were many moogles, but this one was... different. Kupokins was a moogle; alike the rest, but his mental thoughts were what made him different. Kupokins had spent the last 3 years in the Mognet Central Institution, because of his twisted and warped mind. For starters, Kupokins hated Kupo nuts, which made him and outcast all by itself. Second of all, he was sure he wasn't a moogle, but rather a brave Knight of Pluto. His distant cousin Moggly, had envisioned himself as an oglop so obviously, insanity ran in the family.
So, on this fine day, Kupokins was taking a walk when all of the sudden, he walked straight into Quina, the big, scary frog eating genderless thing.
"Oouf! Oh! Lookie! Moogly!" Quina grasped the tiny moogle into its reach and hugged him.
"Hey! Hey! I'm not a moogle, kupo! I'm a brave Knight of Pluto!" The moogle bit the genderless creature that had came from the Qu tribe and jumped out of its reach.
"OUCHIES! Hey moogly! Looks like moogly you does! Yes Yes!" Quina poked at Kupokins, and then licked the moogle.
"Wha-What!? What are you doing!" Kupokins jumped back, kicked the Qu tribe member and squealed madly.
"Uckies! Uckies! Moogly tastes of kupo nuts! UCKIES!" Quina screeched, as it ran around in a circle, crying out words that... well, never ever existed.
"Well, it's your fault, kupo, for licking me you... you... PEANUT!" Kupokins kicked at Quina again, and stomped off, untill he realized something.
"OH MY GODNESS! You're a peanut, kupo!" Kupokins hugged Quina, because Kupokins adored peanuts.
"No, No, No! Moogly got wrong! Quina a member of Qu tribe! Quina no peanut!" Quina smacked the small moogle off of it, and hopped backwards.
"Yes, you are, kupo! You're a giant peanut!" Kupokins bounced about, and squealed with his kupo-joy.
"NO! Quina a Qu tribe member! NO PEANUT! BAD MOOGLY!" Quina screamed, its voice booming with its anger.
"YES YOU ARE! And your name is not Quina. It's Moogly-Peanut! KUPO!" Kupokins flew around Quina.
"NOOO! I Qu tribe member! Name is Quina and you stupid moogly!" Quina screeched again, bouncing up and down.
Just then a little mog with a blue police uniform came up to the large, scary, genderless creature.
"Is this moogle bothering you, dear... um... thing?" The Officer asked, glaring at the insane mog with disgust.
"Yes, Yes! Moogly bother Quina indeed! Calling me peanut! Making Quina angry!" Quina bounced up and down, emphasizing its current state of anger.
"I was only stating the truth, kupo!" Kupokins yelled.
"Well, Kupokins, I think you need to go back to the M.I. because you're obviously not ready to face the... real world yet, kupo." The officer took Kupokins, and handcuffed the poor little mog.
"Bye-Bye Moogly!" Quina waved and walked off, in search of new foods.
The End.