A/N - Okay, so new story. This chapter wasn't written by me, but both halves have to go together for it to make sense. Just let me know if you all want to see anymore :-) And pleeeease review. Thanks for reading :)

My Awful Time

I don't believe this. Me and Lomadia have been arguing. I have never properly argued with Lomadia. I feel like crap. Haldir is the only one who understands, but for once, I really don't care. I wanna be friends with Lomadia again. I feel like absolute crap not being friends with her. I thought I'd grown out of falling out with my friends when I was 500.

"Why are you still with me, Haldir? Why have you not left me?"

"Because I love you."
"But I'm a slut."
"No you're not. Don't say things like that Elondra."
"But I am. Even Lomadia thinks so now."
"She's just angry. Let her calm down."
"But I feel like complete crap. I never did it to hurt her."
"I know you didn't. Don't put yourself down, Elondra."
I started to cry, my head bent forward so my hair curtained my face. I didn't want Haldir to see me cry for some reason. "But I'm so alone!"
OK, so this is what happened.

Lomadia and Thranduil has an argument again. I don't see why they can't stop it, I love them both the same. Lomadia slept with Thranduil a long time ago, and that's why they argue now cuz she's going out with his son. Thranduil got angry and told her I'd slept with him, which is true enough. She wasn't angry at me, more him, cuz she expected it of me. After all, I have done Glorfindel before and I was bored without her. But then Thranduil told her about the time I slept with Legolas, a long long time ago. I was only 2800. Lomadia was really angry at me then. I tried to tell her that it was a long time ago, I appologised and I begged and pleaded but she wouldn't have it. I tried to explain, but my explanation sucked.
"I'm sorry, Lomadia!" I cried, almost in tears "I never meant to!"
"Oh so you accidentally slept with my fiance?"
"He wasn't your fiance then! I was 2800 for crying out loud! My 2800th birthday actually! You know how much of an ale drinker I was then! I was young and free and I wanted to screw people! Legolas just happened to also be in need of a screw as well!"
"Oh my god, Elondra!"
"I know I'm not improving my case, but I think I've lied to you enough! That's how it happened! I'm so sorry, Lomadia, please, will you forgive me?"
"How can I forgive you? You've slept with my fucking fiance! You know I had a crush on him too!"
"Oh for fuck's sakes! Am I not aloud to screw someone just cuz you like him too? He could have rejected me, but he didn't! Don't push all the blame on me! Anyways, you can't talk cuz I know for a fact you shagged Haldir years ago! So your hardly in a positon to preach to me, are you? I've never got mad at you for it, even though there is no difference between me sleeping with Legolas years ago and you sleeping with Haldir years ago, so just shut it!"
"Well, Haldir's just like Thranduil. A he-slut."
I was going to slap her then but I couldn't do it. Something inside stopped me from kicking the shit out of her. I don't know what it was. Maybe it was our 2915 year long friendship, but I'm not sure. "I don't care what you say about me, Lomadia, but never insult Haldir, he hasn't done anything."
"He's a slapper."
"Well then I guess me and him go well together don't we? And I think it's Legolas that's the slapper, so then you and him are very well suited, aren't you?!"
"Don't give me that shit, Elondra! Don't you fucking give me that shit!"
I think I broke down into tears at this part. Only because I saw my strongest friendship gradually drifting away. "I'm sorry! But you know what I was like at that age, Lomadia. I flirted with everyone. I flirted with your father at times, remember? I just met Legolas at Thranduil's party, in Mirkwood, remember, we were both there. I flirted with Legolas, he responded, I screwed him! I never meant for it to go that far, but it did. And I couldn't bring myself to say no, cuz I was having too much fun. It was really stupid of me, to risk our friendship for an hour of fun, but I did, and what's done can't be undone, and both Legolas and I have moved on from then. It was 125 years ago. I am so sorry, Lomadia, you know I am, but I really wouldn't blame you at all if you never ever spoke to me again."
And I went home cuz I hate being yelled at.

I'm going home soon. My real home in Lothlorien. I don't want to stay here any longer than I have to. But there's someone I have to talk to first, and he lives in Mirkwood. But I'm going alone.

Found Thranduil in the forest and I pulled his hair. "You little bastard!"
"Ow! Elondra!" Thranduil seemed bewildered, although I'm pretty sure he knew what was wrong straight away "What have I done?"
"You had to tell her didn't you? Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about! You just had to tell Lomadia about me and Legolas, didn't you?"
"I'm sorry, Elondra. I thought she'd blame me, I never knew she'd get angry at you."
"You couldn't just have kept your mouth shut, could you? Just because you hate her and she hates you, you have to go and ruin my friendship with her! Why can't you both just stop acting so amazingly childishly, and just get along! I mean, I slept with Legolas, but I'm cool with him, I'm not always at his throat. In fact, I've slept with a lot of dudes, but I'm not always at their throats. Like you, for example, and Glorfindel, and Colas, well OK Colas is dead but..."
"You and Lomadia will make it up."
"We've never argued before, not properly. Only childish little fights about who's better looking Figwit or Forfin and stuff like that. Now I've lost two really good friends."
"Two?"
"Yes." I got back on my horse "Goodbye, Thranduil."
"Elondra! You're not breaking friends with me, are you?"
"Yes. Namarie." and I rode away.

I tell a lie. Glorfindel understands. I can talk to Glorfindel. I'm so glad I'll always have Glorfindel.

I was sitting at home. Haldir was still at work. I was reading when I heard a knock at the door. A rap-rap-rap-raprap. That was Lomadia's knock. I heaved myself up and answered the door. It was Lomadia.
"Elondra!" she said.
"Lomadia?" I replied.
"Oh Elondra! We have to talk about this!" and she gave me a hug.
We sat down inside and she explained why she had come.
"Look, I was around, to see Gran, and I saw Haldir, and he managed to persuade me to come and talk to you. I know it hurts when you think how I slept with Haldir, and you know I feel the same about you sleeping with Legolas. But you're right, it's all done now, and I don't want to lose you as a friend simply cuz we both did some stupid things when we were younger. I'm sorry I got angry at you, Elondra."
"It's OK, Lomadia. There's nothing to forgive. You had good reason to be angry. I'm sorry too, I should never have done it, not that night. Or I should have told you sooner. Instead of letting you hear it from Thranduil years later."
Well, we had a hug and made up. It feels a lot better to have made up now. And I agreed to make up with Thranduil. And to go to Mirkwood with her and Legolas tomorrow.
Also, I found out why she was so distraught when she caught me and Haldir shagging against the broad swords in Elrond's armoury. Apparently, she caught Legolas and Gimli doing the same one time on the quest. I am glad Gili won't be there tomorrow, or I'd die from laughing and being disturbed.
"That must have been gross!"
"It was."
"I'd have committed suicide."
"I felt like it, believe me."
I confessed to having slept with Elrohir and Elladan. Lomadia just laughed, surprised that people would go near them.
Elrond has gone off to the Undying Lands without her.

Beat the crap out of Thranduil. Legolas found it funny. He doesn't think a woman like me can fight, but I can! I kicked Thranduil in the bollocks as my finali. Then we hugged. Lomadia thinks this is a little strange, but she and Legolas joined in all the same.
While we pur red flashes in Lomadia's hair,. Legolas and Thranduil fell asleep. Then we decided to go to the pub. Man, ever since hanging with Merry and Pippin, I have been a big ale drinker.
Lomadia slapped loads of girl that were hitting on Legolas. I wanted to join in, so I slapped some that hit on Thranduil. Heh heh!

Haldir's got a holiday for a few weeks, so we can go back to Rivendell with Lomdia and Legolas.

Elrohir and Elladan came back when we were at Rivendell. They're coming to Gondor with us. Should be fun. Not really. They are big stupid elves. They only talk about killing, shagging, porn and other 'guy stuff'. Legolas slaped them both round the head for annoying Lomadia, then Haldir knocked them out for shagging me. OK it was before we were engaged, during the period where he refused to admit he lurved me, but who cares? They need a good beatin'.

Elrohir and Elledan better than they were. Not so pervy or stupid. Maybe a good knock out is what they needed. Before all they did was try and get me to show them my panties.
Keeping my distance from Legolas in case Lomadia changes her mind about being my friend. I still talk to him, cuz we're still friends. I think Lomadia and Haldir are gradually becoming friends too. Good, cuz I don't want them fighting at my wedding.

Lomadia is wearing ridiculous shoes for walking. I can tell they are starting to hurt her although she hides it. She should wear sensible Elven New Rocks, like I do.

I take that back. Elven New Rocks are so not sensible.

Oh yes! You may have noticed I have taken to writing in pink pen! That is because Celeborn gave it me as a "Welcome To Lothlorien, Elondra. And Congratulations On Your Engagment To Haldir" present. He is such a nice guy. And he has a hot ass.

Not as hot as Haldir's though.