Quina's Adventures #2: Searching for Frogs.
By Luminous Bedpost
One fine day in the Mist continent, our genderless friend, Quina was in search for its favourite food... frogs.
So, Quina was walking into the Qu Marshes, as I've stated before, looking for frogs. Quina was also hoping to visit Quan, its master.
"Froggies, Froggies, Froggies..." Quina sang as it skipped deep into the marshes, where it knew the frogs lied. Or so Quina thought...
As soon as Quina got there, it gasped. THERE WAS NO MORE FROGS!
"NO, NO, NO! Where Froggies be?" Quina scrambled around, looking around for any sign of a frog. She never even saw one. Untill a deep manly voice boomed, that is.
"Looking for ME?" The voice boomed. Quina span around to meet eyes with a giant frog lady, who was so scary, Zidane would have ran away like a little girl, screaming. But, Quina was much braver then Zidane.
"Ohhhhhh! Giant froggy! Me eat you!" Quina bounced up and down, happy that there was a frog in the pond, and a giant one at that.
"NO! You have eaten my babies, so I shall eat you!" The frog tried to snatch Quina up, but our genderless friend, dodged the attempt.
"Yeah-huh! Quina eat froggy! Froggy no eat Quina! That silly!" Quina giggled and then bounced around some more, wondering how to eat this giant, delicious looking frog.
"How dare you think of eating me! I will eat you, who ate my precious babies!" The frog grabbed Quina, and held Quina to its mouth just about to eat it when...
"HEY! How about eating this biatch!" Vivi ran in, quickly casting Flare on the frog, and unknowingly, on Quina as well.
The frog fell over, dead from Vivi's spell, and Quina, toasted, and it's hat on fire.
"HOT! Hat on fire! Off-off!" Quina ran around Vivi, untill he finally used Water on Quina.
"You okay?" Vivi walked up to Quina and smiled.
"BAD! BAD! BAD! Froggy was food! Now froggy burnt and yucky! And Vivi use bad words! BAD VIVI!" Quina smacked Vivi, making the nine-year-old fall over.
"HEY! Your so fecked up I'm gonna kill you..." Vivi shook his fist at Quina just as Zidane walked into the scene.
"Hey you guys—Oh my god! IT'S A GIANT FROG LADY! RUNNNNNN!" Zidane ran away, in pure terror.
Both Quina and Vivi laughed and walked away behind him, leaving the frog lady dead... or so they thought.
The End.