"What?!" Rodney asked furiously, as the third person in a row started laughing as she passed by him. "Elizabeth did say that John didn't tell anyone what happened, right?" he asked quietly.
Two hours earlier.
"... and now they're both trapped in McKay's body!" John finished, relaying the whole story to Ford, Teyla, Bates, and ten other people in the dining hall. After a moment of stunned silence, gales of laughter broke out, and lots of involuntary regurgitation of milk through various noses occurred.
In the present.
"Right," Carson said, "I'm sure it's something else."