Quina's Adventures: Mistreatments of the Miserably Poor.

By Luminous Bedpost

Well, the story is up! Hope you guys enjoy my Quina fan-based story. I am a total Quina fan, Freya Fan and also a Vivi fan; so expect a lot of appearances from Vivi and Freya. Also, there may be some Zidane making fun of, but that's only because I think its funny when he does silly, girly things. This is not bashing. It is just making the story more humorous. Please Review!

L.B.

Hello people, yes, yes! I Quina, main character of story! Quina very misunderstood, you know. Frog eating make me look gross and genderless issues make Quina friendless. Quina's only friend Vivi, Freya and Zidane. All others think Quina fat frog eating gross bum. What you not understand is that Quina have feelings too! Quina feel the same as you. Quina cry, laugh, smile, frown... Quina have emotions. You people insensitive and cruel to Quina. Quina think that rude and disrespectful.

How you feel if Quina called you big fat booger with hairys? You cry, yes! And if Quina say you eating macaroni and cheese yucky, you mad, yes-yes! So therefore, again I clear, that I very mistreated! So— FROGGY!

"Froggy, Froggy, FROGGY! Come back here froggy! Quina eat you up! Quina eat you up good!"

Mmm... yummy froggy. Anyways, as I saying, I think Quina in needs of more love. Quina loves love. So, Quina want you review reasons why you love or hate Quina and Quina will reply back to them once Quina gets more than 10 reasons. Quina hope gets more than ten.

Now Quina give back to author, so we begin story!

Ehem. Thank you Quina. Now we go onto our story, which involves our three... odd heroes in Alexandria doing a musical with Zidane's old friends from Tantalus.

The play was a new one. Thought up of by the group. The title of it was "Mistreatments of the Miserably Poor." It was, what they called, a masterpiece. The only new thing about this was, that it was a musical. None of the performers ever had done a musical in their acting careers, so this was an interesting time for them.

Now I shall recap this amazing musical done by our heroes in an orderly way that will make a whole lot more sense.

Velvet red curtains draw back, revealing a few old and wrecked looking houses, and a amazing blue background with the two moons.

A man in a cloak walks in, his soft blonde hair bouncing with each step he took. The man faced the crowed and addressed the crowd.

Zidane: You highness, Lords and Ladies, Noblemen and Noblewomen, Girls and Boys. Welcome to "Mistreatments of the Miserably Poor."! Please take a seat and enjoy our fabulous show!

Day becomes night as many villagers fill the scene, scrambling around in a disorderly fashion.

Ruby: Oh no! Oh no! It's that time again!

Marcus: Oh dear! Oh dear! It's that time I fear!

Steiner: Oh yes! Oh yes! Now don't make a fess!

People of the village: Its time to pay our taxes, today!

Vivi: I fear! Oh yes I fear! My mother cannot pay!

Steiner: Oh really? What a shame. I guess I can take her away!

Zidane: People! People of the village! Don't fret, and do not shout! Don't worry all about! I'm here to get you out of debt today!

Vivi: Really? Oh really? Then please save my mother, today!

Zidane: Sir Rusty, my friend, have you lost your way? Collecting the taxes may be so much fun, but its funner to take them away!

Zidane snatches the bag from Steiner's pouch and saves Vivi's mother.

Vivi: Oh dear sir! Dear Sir! Thank god for you...

Villagers: TODAY!

Curtain closes for an intermission.

To be continued.