A/N: Oh wow I love you guys so much... you're all so great!!! Well I know the last chapter was short so I've decided that this chapter is going to be long! Yay! Well as long as I can make it without it getting overly stupid... now it's time to say things to you people who reviewed (lol I know that sounds stupid but I couldn't think of the proper way of saying that... is there even a way?)
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More A/N: I don't think I put one of them disclaimer thingies at the beginning of my chapters or whatever so here is that...
Disclaimer: Me no own. Except Heidi her crew and her ship and well anything that doesn't look familiar to you... I think that's it.
More, More A/N: You probably want to kill me now for writing so much so before I get beaten here's chapter 3!!! (After a quick refresher lol).
Last Chapter:
"Where are ye headed lass?" Jack called up to her.
"Africa, if ye follow me I'll kill ye."
"No worries luv," he called as he began to walk away.
"Don't call me tha'!" she called back and walked up to the helm so they could depart.
Devil's Cruelty Ch.3
Heidi stood at the helm of her beloved ship and watched as Jack stood there and looked at her before turning around and leaving. Something about the look he gave her made a chill run up her spine, it was like he knew something was going to happen and he was going to follow her anyway.
"Tha's crazy," she muttered as she looked out at the horizon. They were surrounded by ocean now, which was something that Heidi never got tired of, the ocean. It was her home, she would die on the ocean, and she wouldn't have it any other way of course. Every pirate wants to die at sea, it's where they spend their whole life, or a good part of it and no one can take it away from them.
"What's crazy Captain?" the voice of Sly startled Heidi and she had to regain control of herself before she could answer.
"Ye shouldn't sneak up on yer Cap'n Sly," she told him as she continued looking at the horizon.
"Sorry Captain."
"It's crazy tha' I didn't break me own drinkin' record by more than tha'," she said, quickly thinking of something to say.
"Well we was afraid that ye couldn't take anymore," he replied with a slight smile.
"Smart lad ye are," she said, briefly looking over at him.
"So Captain, how long 'til we reach Africa?"
"Oh not for a long while yet, give it a month or two an ye'll see her shores ahead o' ye," Heidi replied, thinking about how great it was going to be on the ocean for a month.
"Aye, it sure is beautiful isn't it?"
"Aye, tha' it is, why don't ye go tell Michelle tha' she best be startin' supper now," Heidi said, wanting some alone time for awhile. She didn't mind Sly's company but sometimes he got a bit dull.
"Aye Captain," he replied and walked down to where Michelle was working.
on the Black Pearl
"Men! We will be on our way to Africa in a few hours, get any supplies loaded fast and prepare to make way!" Jack cried to his crew, as they scurried about the deck getting things in order for their trip.
"Cap'n may I ask why we be goin' t' Africa," Gibbs piped up beside Jack.
"Ye can ask, sure, but tha' doesn't mean I have t' answer," Jack grinned, showing off his gold and silver teeth. Gibbs sighed, something about this trip didn't feel right to him.
Jack walked into his quarters and put his hat on his table; he looked at the maps on his desk and sighed. Why was he doing this? Just because of some stupid feeling in the pit of his stomach? 'Oh well, it makes for good adventure,' he thought as he began studying his maps.
one month later, aboard the Devil's Cruelty
"Land ho!" cried Tina from the lookout (A/N: I don't know what it's called, so that'll have to do.) Heidi took out her telescope thing (A/N: LOL I don't know what that's called either! Don't kill me!) and looked ahead, there was indeed land and it was definitely the coast of Africa. Finally, they were almost out of supplies and Heidi had run out of rum a long time ago; she was looking forward to having some of her favourite drink.
Not long after Tina's announcement they were docking at Heidi's favourite port, Port Alexandra was where Heidi spent most of her time. Sure Tortuga was a great port but Port Alexandra was the greatest, filled with rum and everything a pirate could ever need.
As soon as they were docked, Heidi told her crew that in a week they would be setting sail again, anyone or anything that wasn't on the ship by then they'd have to do without. She left Stinky and Joe out on watch that night and practically ran off her ship and to her favourite bar.
"Captain Heidi Kessler, well, well, it's been a long time hasn't it?" a voice called from the back of the bar. Heidi spun around and saw her old friend Captain James Kaiser.
"Aye tha' it has, an 'ow 'ave ye been Captain Kaiser," Heidi asked, plunking herself down with Kaiser and his crew. A mug of rum was placed in front of her as well as every other person around the table.
"I've been good, so did ye get yourself in any interestin' situations since the last time I seen ye?"
"Nah no situations, I beat me own drinkin' record though," she said trying to think of anything else that happened. James laughed at her and shook his head.
"Ye always did like t' drink," he laughed with his crew.
"Aha! I met some weird cap'n, what was his name," she pondered, tapping her chin with her finger.
"Did ye now, couldn't 'ave been any weirder than yourself Kessler," James laughed again. Heidi chuckled and took a swig of her rum, it felt great to be drinking the stuff again. As she was drinking she remembered the Captain's name and nearly choked as she tried to tell him.
"Cap'n Jack Sparrow, Cap'n o' the Black Pearl," she coughed out, "tha' was his name."
"Captain Jack Sparrow?" James asked with wide eyes.
"Aye, wha's so special about him," Heidi asked, taking another big gulp of her rum. She eyed him over her mug as he got over his shock.
"Captain Jack Sparrow's the most feared pirate in the Caribbean," he said to her.
"Oi! Tha's me, not 'im! I'm the most feared pirate in the Caribbean, no in the world, not 'im! 'ave ye gone mad!" Heidi cried angrily.
"Right after ye he is!" James shot back.
"Tha's better," Heidi said, sitting back in her chair. James rolled his eyes.
"Do ye want t' see when ye leave this bar?!" she said to him.
"Aye."
"Then don't roll yer eyes at me," she growled.
"Listen Kessler, I don't want t' fight wit' ye, lets jus' 'ave ourselves a drink," James said to her, mimicking her tone.
"Fine."
a few hours later
"...an tha's 'ow I won the fight wit' the gorilla," Heidi slurred.
"Wow, I wish I fought the gorilla," James said with awe. The two pirate Captain's were quite obviously drunk, James' crew had left a long time ago in search of women and now it was only the two of them and their beloved rum.
"Aye, he was a mighty big gorilla, the size of me 'and he was," Heidi said, looking around her.
"Oi! Tha's 'uge! 'ow did ye manage t' win!" James cried with wide eyes.
"Captain Kessler Heidi...er, Heidi Kessler mate," Heidi smiled.
"Well I 'ave t' go find me some company, but I'll be seein' ye 'round eh Kessler," James said standing up.
"Aye me too, I mean I 'ave t' go t' me ship," Heidi stood up as well, but she nearly fell over onto a bar wench when she did so. James chuckled and headed for the door with Heidi not far behind, well she wasn't far behind until she fell on her ass and had to find her way up. By the time she was standing again, James was off finding 'company', although he wasn't far off because she could still see him trying to walk down the street. She laughed and walked the other way, not knowing where she was going.
Heidi walked and walked, she was beginning to think that she'd never get back to her ship. She'd find it eventually after all she was just walking in circles around the port, she'd probably passed it already with her luck. Suddenly she trip over a bump in the road and landed in a huge puddle of mud.
"Shit!" she yelled into the night, "bloody mud puddle 'ad t' be right where I was goin' t' fall didn't it!" she then became aware of something digging into her side, something that hurt. She fished around in the mud before her hand finally came across a hard metal object. When she pulled it out and cleaned it off she saw that it was a bracelet that looked like a snake.
"Tha's kinda cool," she muttered as she slipped it onto her wrist and stood up. The mud puddle had given her a present!
"Thank ye mud puddle for the lovely present, I must be goin' now, got t' find me ship," Heidi waved at the puddle and walked off.
After what seemed like hours of walking Heidi finally found her ship, right where she left it.
"Aha! There ye are! I was lookin' for ye, why'd ye run off like tha'?" she yelled at her ship as she stomped up to the deck. Stinky and Joe both looked at her like she was crazy and then realized that she must be drunk, because who yells at their ship?
"Ah well I'll forgive ye this once, but if ye do it again, I'll kill ye," Heidi yelled and walked into her quarters, slamming the door behind her. As soon as she stepped into the room she fell over in a dead sleep.
on the Black Pearl
"Jack we be nearin' Port Alexandra, should be there in a few hours," Gibbs came up to Jack and informed him of their position.
"Excellent, when we reach port look for a ship called the Devil's Cruelty, we'll be dockin' next t' 'er," Jack said, keeping his eyes in front of him. He could see Port Alexandra's lights in front of him and something about the port was giving Jack a feeling that wasn't good.
"But Cap'n tha's the dreaded Cap'n Kessler's ship, are ye sure," Gibbs asked worriedly.
"Aye," Jack said vaguely. His mind was wandering; why had he followed Kessler to Africa? He was a damn fool, and now he was going to dock his ship right next to hers. 'She'll probably be so drunk she won't notice, well until the mornin' anyway,' Jack thought as they came closer and closer to Port Alexandra.
He quickly spotted Kessler's ship as they came to port and he docked next to hers, as soon as the plank was let down and Jack gave his orders the crew was off the ship and down the street, looking for women and rum. Jack would've been right there with them, had he not had he not had a feeling so strong he thought he was going to be sick. What the hell was wrong with him? He never got weird feeling's like this and he barely even knew Kessler so why would he want to make sure nothing happened. He knew why he wanted to make sure, he wanted to make sure because somewhere in that very port was something that was very dangerous and he had a feeling that Heidi would be the one to stumble across it.
A/N: There's chapter 3! It's longer than the last one but it isn't overly long either so meh... I hope you enjoy and don't forget to REVIEW!!! Oh good news! I have a plot for this story now! Lol you probably thought I already had one, but nope! I just start stories when I feel like it even if I don't have a plot or anything... but now I have one!!! Go me! I think the story should be about 15 chapters but possibly more if I feel like adding things or whatever. I'll probably be updating this very quickly because I can't be writing it when school starts. Okay I'll shut up and go away now... you go and REVIEW!!!