Disclaimer: I do not own Cowboy Bebop. But I do own several other unknown objects.

Jet awoke, realizing he had been thrown in to a strange door by a very weak looking man, looked around and realized that it was very hot. He then noticed that he was on some desert road or something. So he began to walk. And he walked. And walked. And then he fell over. Got up. Looked down. And shot the stupid little rock he had tripped over. The ground shook. Jet looked about ten yards away and saw something. It looked like some sort of fault line. So he figured he was in California. And an earthquake was all that was happening. Then the "fault line" grew and not just grew, it grew toward Jet. So he began to run. And he ran. And ran. And then he fell over, into the "fault line". It started getting really hot as he was falling. And then he landed. On a gardening tool. Maybe a shovel or pitchfork. He got up and saw what no man should ever see.

While all that is happening Spike and Faye arrive at a grocery type store. Spike walks in and is horrified. "What! No food!??!" yelled Spike as he walked up to the grocery man. He shook the man and asked where all the food was. Hanging lifelessly in Spikes hand, Spike shook his head. Every single store was "closed" except for Wendy's. Because you can eat great. Even late. So annoyed Spike went inside to get a triple classic with cheese. But sadly, due to lack of money because of no bounties he was only able to get a classic with cheese. And some fries. But not French fries. Nope, all American fries. Satisfied, they headed back for the Bebop.

At the fire station, Ed had been playing with the fire extinguisher, and managed to get everything fire extinguisher foam-y. The fire fighters tried to catch her and Ein but she foamed them too.

What jet saw was so horrific, so inexplicable that I won't tell you what it was. Just kidding it was a pony. A pink pony. So Jet just shot it. It shriveled up and changed into the being right under the devil himself, Capt. ColonelMcManpants. And his associate, Mr. Prettykitty. Muhahahahahaha.... So anyway, Jet just shot them, too. But they didn't die. Solely because I wouldn't let then. Mainly because I think there so cool. Then an epic battle begins. JET VS CAPT. COLONELMCMANPANTS & MR. PRETTYKITTY!!! BATTLE...BEGIN!!! (crazy Japanese game music.) Use your gun Jet! BAM! BAM! BAM! Capt. uses hellfire. Huya! FWOOSH! P.K. uses mega-meow. MEOW!!! Jet uses uzi. TATATATATATATATATA. P.K. falls over. Capt. is badly damaged. Capt. uses pitchfork. Jet dodges. Jet uses pistolwhip. SHA-WHAP! NOOOOO! JET WINS!!!

At the police station, Ed sits quietly waiting to be put in her cell. A man walks though the door. The guy behind the desk tells the man he had a visitor. He takes Ed to her cell and locks it up. And for some reason the locked up Ein too. So Ed had Ein grab the keys and the quietly escaped, while in the process waking several people up.

Will Jet be stuck in the abyss forever? Will Ed ever be quiet? Did Faye get any food? Find out next time on, Cowboy Bebop Session 38 Exit Sign Enigma.

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