Cowboy Bebop Session 39

Guitar Maniac Blues

Disclaimer: I do not own Cowboy Bebop. But I stayed up real late and watched it one time.

Jet looked out of the door. Thinking over what the doorman had said, he decided to leave. But of course he was back on the highway. He saw a car that said "Rental. $20 a night." So he threw 20 bucks on the ground beside the car and drove off. He noticed the car looked very strange. It had a large engine in the back and numerous little flickering switches and dials. So he flipped one of the switches. The motor revved loudly and the car started going really fast. It was going so fast that the tires were beginning to burn and stick to the road. Then Jet went back. Back to the Future.

Ed was at the hospital awaiting surgery. The surgeon came in, greeted Ed, and began to surgically remove the guitar. It then turned into the classic dentist effect.

"So how 'ya been doin' Ed?" "..." "Good, Good." ect. ect. Eventually the guitar was removed, but not without serious annoyance from the dentist effect. Now Ed was handed one of those electric voice boxes. She was shown how to work it and sent on her way. She was very sad, but she knew that at least she could talk in some way. And for that she was grateful.

Spike awoke realizing he had burned the couch. He was very sad, but he sat in the chair anyway. He turned on the TV. "Eh, amigos!" "This guy's got a bounty of a whopping $60,000,000,000!" "Huh?" questioned Spike. "That's right, that's the guitar-slinging maniac, by the name of Steve." "Watch out. I heard he impaled a little girl through the neck." Spike turned of the TV. He walked over to Faye. "I found us a bounty." He said.

The car skidded to a halt. Jet got out and looked around. He saw a desert highway, and a motel on the side. It all looked the same as before. Except for the motel. It was rundown and dilapidated and smelled of burnt swiss cheese. He got back in the car and drove to the nearest town. Without pressing any buttons.

Ed was walking home to the Bebop when suddenly she ran into Spike and

Faye. "Ed where've you been?" questioned Faye. Ed put the electric voice box to her thought. "Ed is sorry, but Ed was impaled with a guitar by a guitar-slinging maniac."

"Ed, your voice sounds funny," said Spike. "Wait. I think I remember hearing about that guitar dude." "Whatever! Lets just find that bounty," said Faye.

The town was deserted. Jet searched the town, but could find no one. He did find a cat though. He named the cat Bob. So Jet and Bob traveled around the world in 80 days in search of intelligent life. They found me but apparently I wasn't classified as "intelligent life."

Tune in next time for Cowboy Bebop Session 39. See you, Space Cowboy.