Here is my story. I hope you like it.

Early in the morning

Naruto walked up the red stairs. It was dusty. And red. He saw Sakura coming.

Sakura said "Hi Naruto. Where is Sasuke? Have you seen him today?"

"No I have not. I do not know where he is. He must be late. Because he is not on time." Naruto said.

"I am here. I know I am late. But Naruto if you say anything about it I will rape you." Said Sasuke.

"YAY! Sasuke is here!" Sakura said.

"Yes I am here." Said Sasuke.

"Wait... what did you say about raping me?" Naruto said, confused.

"I did not say any thing about raping you." Said Sasuke.

"Yes you did." Said Naruto.

"No I didn't." Said Sasuke.

"Yes you did." Said Naruto.

"No I didn't." Said Sasuke.

"Yes you did." Said Naruto.

"No I didn't." Said Sasuke.

It went on and on until Sakura thought she would hurl a chunk. "Will you guys please stoooooopppppp!!!??" she said.

"Hmph." Naruto and Sasuke said.

After a couple of more minutes, Kakashi arrived and they went on their mission.

TO BE CONTINUED