This chapter is for my coolest reviewer NekonoKo. You understand that this is HUMOR!! As in NOT SERIOUS!! Sasusaku should go to hell. Jesus Christ Monkey balls, all of you who left me bad reviews…YOURE NOT READING THE STORY!! Anyways.. ahem here's the story. read my other story
Sakura held her budging belly. She was having contractions so she held her belly. That was budging. "Hee hoo. Hee hoo." She said.
"Oh my. Oh my gosh. The baby is coming. We should get her to the hospital because the baby is coming. She is having contractions." Said Sasuke.
"Wow." Said Itachi. "I am going to be an uncle. Sakura is going to have a baby. Because she is fat. And I'm going to be an uncle. Wow."
"I'm going to be an aunt. Wow. I am going to be an aunt because Sakura is very fat. So I'm going to be an aunt." Said Haku.
"Hee hoo. Hee hoo." Sakura said. She was fat. So she had contractions.
"Wow. You should get a wedding dress. Because you are getting married. You are getting married so you should get a wedding dress." Said Itachi.
"Yes. That is a good idea." Said Sakura.
"Yes that is." Said Kakashi.
So they walked to the wedding store. Sakura walked in. Itachi walked in. Sasuke walked in. Kakashi walked in. Ino walked in. The wedding store is where they walked in. They walked in the store because Sakura was getting fat. She was fat because she was getting married. So she walked into the wedding store.
"Wow. This is a big store." Said Ino.
"Yes." Said Itachi. "It is."
"Yes this is a big store." Said Sakura.
They walked over to the wedding dress section. They walked there because Sakura was fat. And she was marrying Sasuke.
Itachi picked up a dress. "Wow this is nice." He said.
"Wow. That is nice." Said Kakashi. "I think I will buy it."
"Wow. You would look nice in it. But I wanted that dress." Said Itachi.
"OK. But I am going to buy it. It is pink. And it is frilly. I want to buy it because it is pink and frilly." Said Kakashi.
"OK." Said Itachi.
Kakashi bought the dress and left. He left because he bought the dress.
Sakura grabbed a bunch of dresses. She went into the changing room. She went into the changing room with a bunch of dresses.
One Hour Later
Sakura walked out of the dressing room. She was wearing a brown chunky dress. It was not zippered. Her belly was hanging out because the dress was not zippered. She was fat so the dress was not zippered and her belly was bulging out.
"Wow." Said Sasuke. "You look nice."
"Yes. You do look nice." Said Itachi.
"Yes. Although you are fat, that dress looks nice on you. You look fat but you still look nice." Said Ino.
"Yes. You do look fat." Said Sasuke. "But you look nice."
"Wow. I do look nice." Said Sakura.
"Yes. You do." Said Itachi.
"Let's buy it. I look fat but nice. So lets buy it." Said Sakura.
"OK." Said Sasuke.
"OK." Said Itachi.
They bought the dress and left. They bought the dress because it was nice. Sakura was fat but she looked nice in the dress. So they bought it.
Sakura held her budging belly. She was having contractions so she held her belly. That was budging. "Hee hoo. Hee hoo." She said.
"Oh my. Oh my gosh. The baby is coming. We should get her to the hospital because the baby is coming. She is having contractions." Said Sasuke.
"Wow." Said Itachi. "I am going to be an uncle. Sakura is going to have a baby. Because she is fat. And I'm going to be an uncle. Wow."
"I'm going to be an aunt. Wow. I am going to be an aunt because Sakura is very fat. So I'm going to be an aunt." Said Haku.
"Hee hoo. Hee hoo." Sakura said. She was fat. So she had contractions.
"Wow. You should get a wedding dress. Because you are getting married. You are getting married so you should get a wedding dress." Said Itachi.
"Yes. That is a good idea." Said Sakura.
"Yes that is." Said Kakashi.
So they walked to the wedding store. Sakura walked in. Itachi walked in. Sasuke walked in. Kakashi walked in. Ino walked in. The wedding store is where they walked in. They walked in the store because Sakura was getting fat. She was fat because she was getting married. So she walked into the wedding store.
"Wow. This is a big store." Said Ino.
"Yes." Said Itachi. "It is."
"Yes this is a big store." Said Sakura.
They walked over to the wedding dress section. They walked there because Sakura was fat. And she was marrying Sasuke.
Itachi picked up a dress. "Wow this is nice." He said.
"Wow. That is nice." Said Kakashi. "I think I will buy it."
"Wow. You would look nice in it. But I wanted that dress." Said Itachi.
"OK. But I am going to buy it. It is pink. And it is frilly. I want to buy it because it is pink and frilly." Said Kakashi.
"OK." Said Itachi.
Kakashi bought the dress and left. He left because he bought the dress.
Sakura grabbed a bunch of dresses. She went into the changing room. She went into the changing room with a bunch of dresses.
One Hour Later
Sakura walked out of the dressing room. She was wearing a brown chunky dress. It was not zippered. Her belly was hanging out because the dress was not zippered. She was fat so the dress was not zippered and her belly was bulging out.
"Wow." Said Sasuke. "You look nice."
"Yes. You do look nice." Said Itachi.
"Yes. Although you are fat, that dress looks nice on you. You look fat but you still look nice." Said Ino.
"Yes. You do look fat." Said Sasuke. "But you look nice."
"Wow. I do look nice." Said Sakura.
"Yes. You do." Said Itachi.
"Let's buy it. I look fat but nice. So lets buy it." Said Sakura.
"OK." Said Sasuke.
"OK." Said Itachi.
They bought the dress and left. They bought the dress because it was nice. Sakura was fat but she looked nice in the dress. So they bought it.