woooow. 17 reviews. that is actually a lot in my standards since i didnt expect anyone to read this fic. sorry its taken so long for me to update this but i've been very busy with school, homework, other sites, etc.. well i decided it was time to revive this fic thanks to everybody who told me it was good. Thanks everybody!!
disclaimer: I don't own Trigun ok? I just like putting the characters into "situations." Deal with it.
ch 5--OMFG!! There's FIVE chapters?!
"CALM DOWN LEGATO!"
"Boss it's okay.. Hey! STOP TRYING TO EAT HIS ARM!"
"Oh FUCK! Someone HELP MEEEEE!!!"
The screams of various Gung-Ho-Guns rang through their hideout. They had been trying to calm Legato down, with the aid of an elephant tranquilizer gun. After five hours, they had chased him around the complex until it was dark outside. And he was still evading capture.
Oblivious to the goings-on, Zazie was carefully placing the ice cream back into the freezer. He had decided to let Legato eat it so he could watch what happened after.
"Boss, did you even try double checkin' the freezer? Maybe it was behind the caribou leg..."
"I DIDN'T AND I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S NOT THERE!"
"Well.. Let's go check then."
"FINE!"
After some intense persuasion, the Gung-Ho-Guns without severe concussions (Midvalley, Rai, and Dominique) went with Legato to see if his ice cream was somewhere in the freezer. Legato wasn't going cooperatively, insisting that his powers were telling him that it wasn't there. Thus, this resulted in the three of them carrying him to the kitchen. When they got there, Dominique headed straight for the fridge and opened it. Legato was tense, on the edge, and biting his perfectly manicured fingernails. If he was wrong about it not being there... his minions would probably rebel or something... he did not want that this late at night.
"Legato. It. Is. Right. Here."
Dominique sounded thoroughly peeved. Midvalley and Rai weren't looking too happy either. Legato on the other hand, was elated. Being the kind of person with self control, he shoved Dominique to the ground, grabbed the ice cream out of her hands and hugged it. Suddenly becoming aware of the three people in front of him, he quickly regained his composure.
"Well my mind powers must have been a tad rusty... I was getting mixed signals!"
"Riiiight..." The three Gung-Ho-Guns decided to leave it at that and headed to bed.
Legato put his precious ice cream back into the freezer and also went to bed.
The next morning the Legato woke up to a very stressed looking Knives. He knew that because when Knives was stressed, he tended to pull out his hair. Knives was wearing a toilet paper turban.
"I WANT YOU OUT!"
"What?! But Master, who will read you bedtime stories?"
"I CAN READ TO MYSELF! I WANT YOU TO TAKE YOUR HAPPY GO LUCKY SAILOR SCOUTS WITH YOU TOO!"
"But--"
"Go to the town right near us, it's called Icantrememberitsname town. OKAY? I've had enough of this screaming and yelling and bitching about ice cream and I just want all of you away and out of my hair!
At that, Legato shot a quick glance at his turban.
"Master, do you even have any-"
"OUT!"
So that is why Mr. Legato and the Happy-Go-Lucky-Sailor-Scouts are staying in hotel far away from poor Knives.
Nearby
"Meryl... Meryl!!... MERYL!!!"
"WHAT?!"
The easily angered-bitchy-midget-insuranse girl swung her fist around and unluckily it connected with Vash the Stampede's hair. Which means Meryl won't be typing for a while.
"YOU NO GOOD BASTARD! YOU BROKE MY HAND!!!"
By now, Meryl was fuming- literally. Poor Vash didn't stand a chance in a bitch fight, seeing as Meryl is the Number One Bitch on Gunsmoke.
"Well gee Meryl, I was calling your name and you wouldn't answer me..."
"YEAH! So why did ya have to hit ME?" Poor Vash. It wasn't even his fault.
"Well what do you want Milly, I'm trying to get a double room in this hotel so we won't have to share it with those two idiots."
Vash and Nick were not insulted by this. It's not like they don't hear it every 5 seconds... "You idiots, you broke the bus! You idiots, you wrecked the hotel room! You idiots! Don't you know what male-male kissing in public can do to your reputation?! IDIOTS IS WHAT YOU TWO ARE!"
After they had sorted out the mess, two happy "idiots" were happily sharing a room with a queen sixed bed, and one happy insurance girl and one vein popping insurance girl were not-so-happily sharing a room. Meryl dissapeared into town mumbling something about getting a drink, so Milly followed her to get some pudding. Meanwhile Nick and his happy fuck buddy Vash decided to do "happy things" in their room.
In the other hotel...
Legato was stuffing his face with ice cream at ten o clock at night. Knives had allowed to bring his Death by Chocolate ice cream and the Gung-Ho-Guns, he allowed them to bring themselves. Midvalley and E.G. and Monev (surprisingly) had situated themselves outside his door so he couldn't escape that way. Zazie, thanks to his small boy metabolism, had fallen asleep. Under Legato's bed.
At twelve o clock, the door gaurders fell asleep. Legato was asleep too. And then, Legato was awake. He had an insanely happy look on his face and was mumbling: "Master came with us! I sense it!" In 10 seconds, he was out the window and scuttling down the side of the building. Unfortunately, he missed a step on a window sill and hit the ground with a loud thud. Midvalley was awake instantly thanks to his "Extra Sensory Legato Perception." He slowly turned the door knob. E.G. and Monev crashed to the floor of Legato's room.
"I told you guys to get off the door before I opened it!"
"Sorry Midvallery."
"Aw Fuck! He's gone!"
"I think he went out the window!"
"Out the window? That's scary!"
"SHUT UP YOU BIG PURPLE PUSSY AND FOLLOW ME!"
Midvalley, E.G., and Monev creeped down the stairs and to the lobby, out the door and followed their boss. Legato walked halfway across the town to another hotel and started scuttling up the wall. Apparently, his ice cream also gave him "Spidey Powers."
"Dude. How are we supposed to crawl up that friggin wall?"
"C'mon, lets go through the LOBBY you stupid ass."
"Oh. OOOH. Right. The lobby."
The threesome headed through the double doors and into the lobby. Unfortunately for them, they didn't know what floor Legato was on, so they had to run around each floor and look for him. On the fifth floor, they were exhausted and panting, but they heard Legato mumbling.
"He's behind that door!"
"Monev! Kick it down!"
"But that'll hurt my foot..."
"KICK DOWN THE DAMN DOOR!"
The sound of splintering wood signaled the fact that Monev had decided to put away his girly-ness for once and kicked down the door.
"Vash, where's the vaseli-- OH MY FUCKIN GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
"Legato! I know you're in here come out ri-- WHAT THE FUCK?! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GAY, NICK?!"
"SHUT UP PINK SHIRT!"
"HEY! DON'T INSULT MY SHIRT! ATLEAST IT DOESN'T PROVE THE FACT THAT I'M GAY- WHICH I'M NOT! HAHA YOU ARE SOOOOO GAY!"
"SHUT MIDVALLEY! I KNOW PINK AND PURPLE MATCH SO WELL! IS THAT WHY YOU BROUGHT YOUR BIG PURPLE DINOSAUR ALONG?"
"FUCK YOU!"
"FUCK YOU TOO! OOPS I MEAN VASH FUCKS YOU!"
"AND HE'S DAMN GOOD AT IT!"
"Did you just admit that you're a seme?!"
"Nooooooo..... er... maaaaaybeeee... er... sometiiiiiiiimes...."
"HAHAHAHA! I'm ashamed of you Nick. What happend to all the "Manly-ness"?
"JUST SHUT UP! AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, SHOVE THAT TUBA UP YOUR ASS SINCE NOTHING ELSE WOULD GO UP THERE!"
"IT'S NOT A TUBA, IT'S A SAXAPHONE!"
"WELL SHOVE THAT SACKS-APHONE UP YOUR A--"
Stopped mid-rant, Wolfwood was unpleasantly surprised when he felt something going up his leg. Unfortunately for him, it also happened to be his boss.
"What the HELL?! Vash is that you!?
"Noooo..."
Nick fell of the bed. Emerging from the sheets was Legato mumbling "Master... I've found you... I knew you wouldn't make me leave you alone..." Which resulted in ear-piercing, head-splitting, girly screams from a very disgruntled wanted man.
tbc
ak35: well i hope you liked it. i used extra stupid juice...
Thank you to White Phoenix, aka Ryoko for the idea.. sorry i twisted it to my liking ;