The Naruto Show
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Disclaimer: This show is mine BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ::evil laugh::
Status: NOT beta-ed. So if you see any 'slight' grammar mistakes...bear with them, coz I don't care that much.
So, enjoy yourself!
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Kakashi: MINA! Welcome again to The Naruto Show with me, Hatake Kakashi!
Audience: KAAAAAAAAKAAASSSHHIIII...!!!!
Kakashi: Hai, hai, thanks a lot, mina, now, let's continue the yesterday.
Audience: OKAY!
Kakashi: .................where was I??
Naruto: you haven't even start, Kakashi-sensei
Sakura: yea, you left with Iruka-sensei doing something we know what.
Sasuke: Hn. (A/N: --;;)
Kakashi: well, let's start then!
Audience: WHERE'S IRUKA????
Sakura: right, sensei, where is Iruka-sensei?
Naruto: E??
Kakashi: Maa, we overdosed last night... I guess he's tired.
Naruto: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!!!
Sasuke: .... ::blush:: ....
Sakura: and you left him?
Kakashi: maa, you can put it that way...
Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke: EEEEEEE???!!!! (A/N: but not really, Sasuke didn't say the 'eee' thing, he just show his shocked expression)
Naruto: I bet the pervert will get beaten up when he arrived at home...
Sakura: Yea yeah! I can't believe this person is our sensei.
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: KYAAA Sasuke you're so cool!!
Kakashi: AUDIENCE! You all probably remember that I promised details...
Audience: YOU DID!
Naruto: I think it's not just 'probably'.
Kakashi: yes, that's why I'm about to tell you that..
Audience: (listening intently)
DRUMS
Kakashi: Ah... Last night was amazing...
Audience: ::LISTENING:: YEEESS???
Kakashi: When we were still on the street, we barely hold ourselves....
Naruto: STOP IT!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Sasuke: .......::blush:: ....
Sakura: Wow, Sensei, you're so bold....
Kakashi: And when he screamed my name...
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Audience: NARUTO SHUT UP!!
Sasuke: ....::BLUSH:: ... (A/N: He's actually LISTENING!!)
Sakura: Sasuke??
Kakashi: And when we made love....
Naruto: MY EARS ARE CONTAMINATED!!!!!!!! IRUKA SENSEI FORGIVES ME!!!
Audience: HE FORGIVES YOU ALLREADY SO SHUT UP!!
Naruto: ...really?? Oh well, then it's okay.
Audience: (--)...
Sasuke: ::blushing furiously::
Sakura: Sasuke??
Kakashi: And do you want to hear more?
Audience: YES WE DO!!
Sasuke: (--) ::silently agreeing as well::
Kakashi: ...Well it's too bad coz I won't say more than this.
Audience: NAAANNDEEEE????
Kakashi: BECAUSE!
Audience: BECAUSE????
Kakashi: BECAUSE! ..........JUST BECAUSE!!
Audience: EEEEEEEE???????????????? SO CRUEL!!!
Kakashi: TRUE! So sorry to you all! But the show must go on!
Audience: WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Kakashi: yes! The show must go on! ::Romeo and Juliet theme song.. Dramatic scene::
Sasuke: ...damn....
Sakura: KYAA Sasuke, you say SOMETHING you're sooo cool... ::drool::
Kakashi: wipe it out, Sakura. NOW! AUDIENCE!!!
Audience: YEEESSS
Kakashi: LISTEN TO ME!
Naruto: what is he? Messiah??
Sakura: SssHH!! Naruto, Shut up!
Kakashi: WE HAVE.....
Audience: !!!!!! anticipating moment
Kakashi: SPECIAL GUESTS!!!!
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: EEE?? You're not even start with us yet!!! (A/N: Sasuke just 'hn'-ed again. I know again because of his expression can be put the same as Naruto and Sakura's loud protest)
Kakashi: maa, I think it would be more interesting if we mix it, ne?
Audience: YYYEEESSS!!!!
Sasuke: ...just tell us you skip yesterday's part and now have to do double...
Sakura: KYAAA!! Sasuke!! You said a sentence!!! SO COOL!! ::drool::
Kakashi: NOW! BEHOLD!
::doki doki::
Kakashi: GAI!!!!!
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????
Gai: HIAAAAA!!! KONICHIWA MINA!!!!
Audience: ............................................................................................................
Gai: THE SUN IS SHINING BRIGHT AND IT'S TIME FOR MY ARRIVING!!!
A voice from the back: go Gai!
Gai: BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! WHAT A DAY OF YOUTH!
Naruto: we're in the studio, eyebrow-freak. We can't see the sun.
Sasuke: it's night.
Sakura: yea, Sasuke-kun's right!
Gai: WWWHAAATTTEEEVVVEERRR!!!! BWAHAHHAHHAHAHA
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: ........... (--')
Kakashi: So GAI!
Gai: Yes, my rival Kakashi? ::still with his 'PING' smile and a thumb up::
Kakashi: what is your favorite color?
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: ............::they can't believe what a lame question Kakashi asked::
Gai: OH MY RIVAL KAKASHI!! That is un-observant of you to ignore the fact that my favorite color is GREEN Of course!! 'PING'
Kakashi: I see..
Naruto: ...wouldn't that be obvious?
Sasuke: for once, I agree with the dobe.
Sakura: KYAAAA!! SASUKE you're SOOO cool!!
Kakashi: ...and that's it for GAI!!!
Audience: !!! HAYAI!!! (A/N: it means 'SO FAST!' readers. In case you didn't know)
Naruto: should have known he would do that...
Sakura: Sensei! Isn't Gai-sensei is our Guest Star? Shouldn't he speak more?
Sasuke: Hn.
Kakashi: No, Sakura, I said that he's the Special Guest. That means he appeared for just a 'fling' here. It's very important to look beneath the underneath. And I think Gai has spoken enough.
Naruto: Yeah, well he DID make a long entrance speech...
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: KYAAA!! SASUKE YOU'RE SO SMART!!!
Naruto: He didn't say anything!!
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: KYAAA!!! SASUKE!! NARUTO IS SO DUMB!! HE'S JUST JEALOUS!!
Naruto: WHA--
Kakashi: NOW GAI!! I thank you for coming. See you next time!
Gai: NO PROBLEM MY RIVAL KAKASHI!! 'PING' this proves that I'm greater than you! That I was able to be chosen as the SPECIAL "FLING" GUEST STAR!! Kakashi, my rival, we will see next time and it will be my VICTORY!! Don't forget about that Kakashi! MY RIVAL KAKASHI, the time of youth has come to take me, and I shall spread my words of love to people! Good bye my rival Kakashi.
Audience: ...... ::all are amazed by the bullshit Gai was saying::
Kakashi: ...did you say anything? ::really looks like he hadn't heard A SINGLE THING he said::
Gai: THAT IS SO GREAT OF YOU MY RIVAL KAKASHI!! No wonder you are MY rival. I shall see you next time.
::Wooosh!! Gai is gone::
Naruto: what the hell was that about?!
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: KYAAA!! SASUKE YOU'RE SO COOL!! I ::drool:: LOVE ::drool:: YOU ::drooooooooolll::
Some random Audience: Look! Sakura is drooling! Again! ...wow, she sure has a lot of saliva...
The rest of the Audience: ::nod their heads:: We notice...
Kakashi: well, Audience! THAT'S IT FOR TODAY!!
Audience: WHAT??!
Naruto: ...should have know he'd say that...
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: ::drool and keep drooling::
Kakashi: ignoring the sound of protest from one thousand audiences A Have a nice night and see you tomorrow in THE NARUTO SHOW!! Good bye coz I have to get home before 10 or else Iruka would lock the door already.
Naruto: ...I shouldn't even come today...
Sasuke: Hn.
Sakura: ::still drooling::
Kakashi: Goodnight and sleep tight!!
::Whoosh! He's Gone!::
Everyone: ::silence::
Camera man: YES! CUT!!
Audience: ...
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: ....
Nartuo: ...who the hell sleep at 10 pm anyway?!
And the author closes the story...And thus, today's show mentions that Gai's favorite color is green. 'PING'
tbc-
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A/N: And I took Gai's 'PING' from someone's fic (and I'm sorry I can't remember), it's because I can't describe the sound of Gai's PING ::cries::
I'm sorry and thank you for that. Hope you're okay with it.
So what do you think?
Like it? No go? Go?