A/N: Just so you know...
A Audience
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Kakashi: Hello again ladies....
A: HELLO KAKASHI
Kakashi: ...and gents...
Male A: HELLO TOO!!
Kakashi: Since you all know that my team 7 kids haven't got a chance to speak in the last show...
A: TRUE
Kakashi: And the previous one either...
A: VERY TRUE
Kakashi: That's why I'm about to finish the job now!
A: AWSOME
Kakashi: And now, welcome! Naruto!
A: WELCOME AGAIN NARUTO
Naruto: ...And I didn't know why I came today...
Kakashi: So Naruto...
Naruto: Hai sensei?
Kakashi: What's your favorite color?
A: ..... (--)
Naruto: orange of course
Kakashi: And what's your favorite food?
A: RAMEN!!
Naruto: Wouldn't that be obvious already??
Kakashi: So?
Naruto: It's ramen, Sensei...
Kakashi: GREAT! And that's it for Naruto!! See you!
Naruto: ....Should have know he'd do that....
A: WE ARE NOT SATISFIED!!
Naruto: Obviously....
A: BUT BYE-BYE NARUTO!!!
Naruto: You're all insane....
(A/N: Yeah, Midd made Naruto to be sarcastic in this but she doesn't care because she thinks it's funny...--;)
Kakashi: And welcome the next one....PAM PAM PAM!! UCHIHA..
A: SASUKE!!!!!!
Female A: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sasuke: .....
Kakashi: Hello Sasuke.
Sasuke: Stare
Kakashi: What's your favorite color?
Sasuke: Hn.
Kakashi: And that means...
Sasuke: Hn.
Kakashi: .....
A: .......
Kakashi......Are you answering this or not?
Sasuke: Hn.
A: ..............YOU'RE STILL COOL DON'T WORRY
Sasuke: Hn.
K: ......What a bastard. Anyway... What do you think of Sakura?
Sasuke: ....................................................annoying.
Yaoi fans: SUPER TRUE
Kakashi: What is your purpose in life?
Sasuke: ::getting work up – FLAME in the background:: To avenge my brother. I have to kill him! I am an avenger! I life to avenge my family! He killed all my clans.. my father and my mother... I have to kill him! My brother, the ones I used to love, he betrayed me! ::FIRE:: His betrayal to his own clan cost a lot of grieve in my life! He is my brother, yet my enemy! I have to kill him to avenge the clan! I have to! I am an avenger!! ::FIRE FIRE::
Kakashi: I think I get your point already, Sasuke
Sasuke: ....Hn, good.
A: cries THAT IS SO SAD!
(A/N: Yeah, like they didn't know it already! Sasuke's in angst-mode)
Kakashi: And last one, Sasuke.
Sasuke: ::Stare::
Kakashi: What do you think of me?
A: ........... (--)
Sasuke: .................what do you think?
Kakashi: I bet it's all the good parts.
A: DON'T BE SHY!! (They are all expecting some KakaSasu, too bad, since I'm the author, that's not gonna happen)
Sasuke: ....ah, Iruka.
A: WHERE?!
Kakashi: I WAS JOKING IRUKA!! ::he SEEMS to be VERY panic::
And then they all realized that it's a lie....One.Big.Fat.Lie.
Sasuke: Hn.
A: TOO BAD ::hoping to see some lover's quarrel::
Kakashi: What do you mean 'too bad'?! It almost cost me my life...very good, Sasuke... To see beneath the underneath...
Sasuke: .....
A: SO?
Kakashi: So that's it! Thank you for coming, Sasuke!
Sasuke: Hn.
A: AWWW SASUKE!!! I LOVE YOU!! GOODBYE!! TAKE CARE..
And Whoosh! Sasuke's gone.
Kakashi: aaah...Sugi wa... (The next one is...) Sakura, come forward.
Sakura: ::bouncing around:: Hi everyone!
Male A: HELLO TO YOU TOO SAKURA!
Sakura: ::do some girly dance::
Female A: DISGUSTING. (A/N: midd agrees)
Male A: AMAZING
Kakashi: Anyway, Sakura, what's your fav color?
S: ::giggle:: Sensei, of course it's pink!! I love pink!
Kakashi: ::remembered that her hair is pink – that's not natural guys:: ....I notice... So what do you like?
Sasuke: ::giggle:: Sasuke!
K: ....and what do you dislike?
Sakura: ::flame:: NARUTO!
Yaoi Fans: WE DISLIKE YOU
Female Fans: SO DO WE
Kakashi: I meant 'what' but you answered anyway so let's move on.
Sakura: ::giggle:: (A/N: and wonder what that means... the giggling stuff.)
Kakashi: Why do you like Sasuke?
Sakura: Because, Sensei! He's amazing! Sasuke is so cool. He's so strong and kakoi Sasuke is amazing!! ::giggle::
Female Yaoi Fans: HE IS BUT YOU'RE NOT!
Sakura: Hidoi ne ::giggle::
Kakashi: Saa, anyway, Sakura, this is ::pull out a paper out of nowhere:: a special request from the author to asks you a question: Lee has been so in love with you since we know not but his love is one sided because you love Sasuke...
Sakura: ::giggle:: Oh Lee...
Kakashi: And wonder...::sarcastic tone from midd:: with your consideration ::End of sarcastic tone from midd:: What if the world ends and you are the only one survives...
Sakura: ::giggle/blushing/whatever she does when she's flattered the author doesn't give a shit::
Kakashi: with Lee and Naruto...
Sakura: EEEE?! What about Sasuke?!
Kakashi: and which one will you choose to preserve humanity? That's a very interesting question indeed...
Sakura: NONE!! I'D RATHER DIE!!
Kakashi: But she demands an answer between the two...
Sakura: ...::sigh:: I guess it'll be Lee. Since he's so nice...but that's if the world is ending...I want to marry Sasuke....
A: YOU CAN'T!
Sakura: AND WHY NOT?!
Yaoi Fans: BECAUSE HE BELONGS WITH NARUTO!!
Sakura: BULLSHIT! (A/N: aa, imagine Sakura screaming 'bullshit' ;)
A: IT'S NOT!
Sakura: IT IS!
A: IS NOT!
Sakura: YES IT IS!
A: NO IT'S NOT!
Sakura: TOO
A: NOT!
Sakura: TOO YOU BITCHES!
A: NOT YOU WITCH!
Sakura: TOO
A: NOT!
Kakashi: And that concludes our show tonight....::wink:: see you next time in Naruto Show, with me, Hatake Kakashi.
And whoosh! Kakashi is gone to Iruka and start doing some kinky stuff.
And the ranting goes on even if the show is over, but the author is too tired to write them all coz I might take another page and the readers may have all know the result already.. that midd is a yaoi fans so Sakura is definitely, obviously, undeniably, WRONG.
Meanwhile in the backstage...
Naruto: Why does everyone thinks we're gay, Sasuke? Furthermore, with YOU????
Sasuke: Ceh, like I want to, dobe. ::blush:: (A/N: And he blushes real hard!)
Meanwhile in Lee's house...
Lee: SAKURA CHOSE ME!!! MEEEE!!!!!!!
::and do the victory dance until someone knocked him out::
And the show is over.
So it's time for the readers to review... and to say if they want to sign in any character for the next show.
And thus, farewell and midd is sorry if this chap seems to be rather lame. --
Adieu!