A/N: Thank you to Breck, my wonderful first reviewer who happens to be
claiming that I am falsely advertising this story. Oh, well. And now, for a
little 'Fun with Numbers'! That's math, not having 'fun' with numbers. God,
the things that people think of! Also, I forgot to mention my assistant and
person who came up with the teachers and what they teach. Please thank my
lovely assistant who would only like to be called Mrs. S. Bean. She is
amazing! Thank you Mrs. S. Bean!
Class Three: MATH without a Teacher!!
"Oh, God, that Jog was murder!" says Kid #2, taking off his shoes and massaging his feet while putting them on a desk.
"Hey, put those back on!" Kid #3 yells, pushing Kid #2's feet off the desk.
"Hey, aren't we supposed to be having math?" asks a bewildered Kid #4.
"Yeah!" says Kid #2, putting his shoes back on.
"Well, there's no teacher!" says Kid #5.
"No, really?" says Kid #3 sarcastically.
Suddenly, the same thought flashes through the Kid's minds: no teacher means they can goof around. Spitballs and gum wads are flying through the air. Suddenly, the door blasts open.
"SILENCE!!" Gandalf screams, blasting the door off its hinges.
Silence.
"Now, as principal, I think that it is my duty to inform you that there is no teacher." Gandalf says. The Kids look at him funny.
"So, it would behoove you to work on homework from another class." Gandalf says.
"But, we don't have homework!" Says Kid #2.
"Ok...so, anyway...yeah. Class dismissed! Recess time!!" Gandalf says, nearly getting bowled over because of crazy stampeding recess-crazed kids.
Meanwhile, while the Kids are at RECESS....
"We need a math teacher." Gandalf says, pouring himself some coffee.
"NO, really?" Aragorn asks, going over a book that says, "Football Drills Easy!"
"Well, we really have no one in line for the job." Gandalf says, sipping his coffee.
Just then, Boromir walks into the Staff room and grabs some coffee.
"He could do it!" says Aragorn viciously.
"Hello, Boromir, you old bean!" Says Gandalf, going up to him.
"Uh, I really don't think I'm a bean." Says Boromir, looking at Gandalf like he's crazy.
"Look, Boromir, we need you to do something for us." Says Aragorn.
"Ok, what is it?" says Boromir, sipping his coffee.
"Will you teach the math class?" says Gandalf as coffee comes out of Boromir's nose.
"WHAT?" he asks, almost choking on the coffee.
"Will you teach the math class?" says Aragorn.
"What's in it for me?" asks Boromir, who really dreads the thought of teaching some snotty little brats.
"A 15% increase on your paycheck." Says Gandalf.
"Alright!" says Boromir. A new math teacher has been found.
A/N: Ha! I did not falsely advertise! Boo yah! Uh, whatever. So, read and review! And send in your comments, complaints, or compliments. Oh, how many of you caught the Boromir joke? Do you even now what the joke is? Well, if ya don't the answer will be in the next chapter!
Class Three: MATH without a Teacher!!
"Oh, God, that Jog was murder!" says Kid #2, taking off his shoes and massaging his feet while putting them on a desk.
"Hey, put those back on!" Kid #3 yells, pushing Kid #2's feet off the desk.
"Hey, aren't we supposed to be having math?" asks a bewildered Kid #4.
"Yeah!" says Kid #2, putting his shoes back on.
"Well, there's no teacher!" says Kid #5.
"No, really?" says Kid #3 sarcastically.
Suddenly, the same thought flashes through the Kid's minds: no teacher means they can goof around. Spitballs and gum wads are flying through the air. Suddenly, the door blasts open.
"SILENCE!!" Gandalf screams, blasting the door off its hinges.
Silence.
"Now, as principal, I think that it is my duty to inform you that there is no teacher." Gandalf says. The Kids look at him funny.
"So, it would behoove you to work on homework from another class." Gandalf says.
"But, we don't have homework!" Says Kid #2.
"Ok...so, anyway...yeah. Class dismissed! Recess time!!" Gandalf says, nearly getting bowled over because of crazy stampeding recess-crazed kids.
Meanwhile, while the Kids are at RECESS....
"We need a math teacher." Gandalf says, pouring himself some coffee.
"NO, really?" Aragorn asks, going over a book that says, "Football Drills Easy!"
"Well, we really have no one in line for the job." Gandalf says, sipping his coffee.
Just then, Boromir walks into the Staff room and grabs some coffee.
"He could do it!" says Aragorn viciously.
"Hello, Boromir, you old bean!" Says Gandalf, going up to him.
"Uh, I really don't think I'm a bean." Says Boromir, looking at Gandalf like he's crazy.
"Look, Boromir, we need you to do something for us." Says Aragorn.
"Ok, what is it?" says Boromir, sipping his coffee.
"Will you teach the math class?" says Gandalf as coffee comes out of Boromir's nose.
"WHAT?" he asks, almost choking on the coffee.
"Will you teach the math class?" says Aragorn.
"What's in it for me?" asks Boromir, who really dreads the thought of teaching some snotty little brats.
"A 15% increase on your paycheck." Says Gandalf.
"Alright!" says Boromir. A new math teacher has been found.
A/N: Ha! I did not falsely advertise! Boo yah! Uh, whatever. So, read and review! And send in your comments, complaints, or compliments. Oh, how many of you caught the Boromir joke? Do you even now what the joke is? Well, if ya don't the answer will be in the next chapter!