A/N: Thanks to any reviewers, thank you! Bless you! On with the story! Yay! Yay if you got the pun. Boromir is played by Sean Bean. Oh yeah


Breck: My assistant claims that she is now Mrs. Haldir, or Mrs. Parker, and is very sorry for touching Sean "McSexy" Bean. She's pretty scared of you now.

Class 4: LUNCH period with HALDIR, the ANNOYED CAFFETERIA DUDE!

"Yay! Lunch!" Says Kid #3, happily.

"Oh, shut up!" says Kid #5

"Hey..." say Kid #3, sadly.

"FOOD FIGHT!!" Kid #4 yells.

Soon, pudding and Jell-O are flying around the cafeteria. The teachers are sitting in the teachers lounge, talking. No one sees the fight except Haldir, who is the cafeteria dude.

"Hey, you kids, stop it!" He yells, narrowly missing a wild Jell-O Pudding Cup.

"Who are you, pansy?" says Kid #2, who thinks he is so good.

"I happen to be the Cafeteria Dude!" says Haldir haughtily.

"Yeah. And I'm the Tooth Fairy." Says Kid #2.

"That can be arranged!" says Haldir, and soon, Kid #2 is wearing a dress and has little wings. He has been turned into the Tooth Fairy.

Everyone laughs.

"Well, Tooth Fairy, how are you?" asks Haldir, looking immensely pleased with himself.

"At least I don't have to wear a hairnet!" says Kid #2.

Haldir goes beet red, and everyone laughs at him.

Haldir rips off the hairnet, and all his long blonde hair falls out.

"My God, you're a pansy!" Says Kid #2, laughing his head off.

Haldir looks very sad and upset and walks out of the cafeteria.

"Gandalf!" he yells, storming into the teacher's lounge.

"What?" asks Gandalf, munching on Chicken Lo Mien.

"THOSE KIDS ARE INSANE!!!" Screams Haldir, nearly upsetting said Lo Mien.

"So? That's your problem, Haldir the Cafeteria Dude." Says Gandalf.

"I am NOT the CAFETERIA DUDE!!!" screams Haldir.

"Alright! Now, try to get to know the brats, I mean, the kids." Says Gandalf.

"GET TO KNOW THEM?" Haldir screams.

"Yes. Try and make friends." Says Gandalf, busy reading a magazine.

"FRIENDS???!!" screams Haldir.

"Yep."

"And if I don't?"

"I'll take money off your paycheck."

Haldir looks at Gandalf like he's insane.

"Alright. I'll make friends with the brats. But I'm only doing this for money!!!" says Haldir, walking out.
A/N: You like? Ok, so review! More teachers come up soon.